Most Awkward Moment...

[ubermonkey37]

What was the most awkward moment of your life?

My most awkward moment happened when I was at camp. We were going to go for a swim so I ran for the lake while stripping down to my swimming suit. At least I could have SWOREN I put on a swimming suit under my pants... I wish it wasn't a co-ed camp.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

Hearing a girl say she jizzed herself...

 

[Timotei]

Having my aunt questioning me about my sex life.

 

[Link_to_Future]

My entire life could be defined as an awkward moment.

Could be the time my mom depantsed me...boxers and all.

That sort of thing makes for a stellar dinner conversation. -.-

 

[VeX1le]

Once in 1st grade i asked my bro what sex meant. after a awkward minute or so he said that "it is a title to state if your a guy or girl.

 

[Sad Robot]

Hearing a girl say she jizzed herself...

Huh... How's that awkward, though?

 

[Punisher A.J.]

Hearing a girl say she jizzed herself...

Huh... How's that awkward, though?

hehe i forgot... guess i'll just go with including sex in a conversation with a older sister (who had 2 kids) and an older brother... and some of there friends...and shocking them...I think some one wrote something i said down... O yeah we were at school when she said that...

 

[Sad Robot]

Hearing a girl say she jizzed herself...

Huh... How's that awkward, though?

hehe i forgot... guess i'll just go with including sex in a conversation with a older sister (who had 2 kids) and an older brother... and some of there friends...and shocking them...I think some one wrote something i said down... O yeah we were at school when she said that...

I'm not sure I understood what you said there but ok.

 

[Low Key]

In 5th grade gym class we were doing crunches and sit-ups and I let out a stinky fart. I think my face was red the rest of the day.

Now I let them rip freely. If only I was so liberated back then.

 

[ubermonkey37]

In 5th grade gym class we were doing crunches and sit-ups and I let out a stinky fart. I think my face was red the rest of the day.

Now I let them rip freely. If only I was so liberated back then.

I envy you lol. I'm tired of holding my gas in all day.

 

[Gmano]

The first time someone told me to use the search bar.

[sub]Ha![/sub]

In one of my lab classes in college, the equipment we had was really old and beat up. The test tube racks were bent and broken, almost useless. Well, one day the girl next to me has a brand new test tube rack, and my dumb ass says,"Sure, YOU'VE got a nice rack!". I didn't even realize how that sounded until the look on her face made it clear. o_0

But... That can be quickly turned into a good thing, a raunchy pun is a great way to break the ice.

As for me... I was at an event for something... and when putting the scoop for the punch back into the bowl it slid all the way down the ledge and into the punch... Awkward.

 

[Amnestic]

When my girlfriend walked in on me fucking her twin sister.

Awkwaaaaaard.

 

[Sad Robot]

In one of my lab classes in college, the equipment we had was really old and beat up. The test tube racks were bent and broken, almost useless. Well, one day the girl next to me has a brand new test tube rack, and my dumb ass says,"Sure, YOU'VE got a nice rack!". I didn't even realize how that sounded until the look on her face made it clear. o_0

That's unreal and brilliant!

Great avatar, btw.

 

[Yudas]

My entire life could be defined as an awkward moment.

Could be the time my mom depantsed me...boxers and all.

That sort of thing makes for a stellar dinner conversation. -.-

That must have left some scarring.