Most Awkward Moment?

[Peteron]

Ok, so me and a couple of my friends were hanging outside of the school. Anyway, somehow the conversations turned to midgets and dwarves, and basically I started saying that I wish I had a pet midget so I could dress it up in a clown suit. Apparently, one of the guys' mom was a legal midget, and he pointed it out to me. (He wasn't really a friend) Then I asked him if his mom had a clown costume. There was quite an awkward pause after that.

 

[Jimmyjames]

At a scholastic conference in high school, I walked in a girl who was getting dressed in her room by accident. I was looking for a friend and I got the wrong dorm room. The girl happened to be someone I liked and she avoided me the rest of the trip. Pretty embarrassing. I think she thought I did it on purpose.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

Well I know something very awkward that just happened recently. I was in my PE class at school and my friend was letting me borrow his pair of short soccer pants since I had left mine at home. Well it turns out that doing jumping jacks in a pair of loose fitting shorts tends to show a bit more than desired . . . .

 

[astrav1]

Touching penises with another guy.
Really.
Fucking.
Weird.

Touching penises with another guy.
Really.
Fucking.
Weird.

How did you manage that?

OT: Let's see... I can't even remember. Meeting my girlfriend for the first time after talking on the internet for a few times was pretty awkward for a few hours.

Yes I am interested as well.

OT: Tearing my pants in church.

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

"Ooh! What's that?!"

"...My baby."

I refuse to give context for this.

Please?



Anyway the most akward moment I've had is talking smack about somebody then finding out they're right behind me.

 

[lightningmagurn]

One day In math class the girl next to me had a seizure.

 

[Aerodyamic]

So, I was having this great anal sex last week.

Spoiler

Suddenly, he looks over his shoulder and asks for a reach-around.

AWWWWKWARD! THE MOMENT IS OVER, *****!

 

[lacktheknack]

"Ooh! What's that?!"

"...My baby."

I refuse to give context for this.

Please?

No. Look up "Rosemary's Baby" if you want hints.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

girl:"you want to see a boob?"

mraustindude19:"no"

mraustindude19:"Is it a man boob?"

girl:"No,its a girl boob"

mraustindude19 in his head:"I hope she doesn't take that out of context."

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

"Ooh! What's that?!"

"...My baby."

I refuse to give context for this.

Please?

No. Look up "Rosemary's Baby" if you want hints.

Ah ok I'm pretty sure I get that now.

 

[googleit6]

Hmm... When I'm walking with someone for some reason my hand ALWAYS hits their ass as I'm swinging my arm. That can lead to some awkward "Should I say anything or just ignore it?" moments.

 

[AwesomePeanutz]

Waving at a person who you think you know but is actually a complete stranger.

Also, having to re-adjust your groin while wearing tight pants. Everyone looks at you...

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Suicide... Memorial... Party... Ex boyfriend... mourning parents... angry threats of violence... Sort of wish I hadn't reminded myself of that experience again. People who were there still refer to it like they were refugees or war buddies. Good lord.

 

[HT_Black]

When I was going to deliver a package at my grandmother's, her housekeeper--who I didn't recognize-- greeted me by name, said it had been so long since she'd seen me, and gave me a hug. I managed to get through it gracefully, however.

Another time--that happeend just three mintues ago, actually-- was when I rifle-whipped my little brother in front of my best friend, mom, pop, and their best friend. It was...interesting.

 

[supagama]

speaking to a girl after there were rumors that we loved eachother. It didn't help that my friend kept blurting out how I loved her ( I didnt ) every 10 seconds.

 

[Dags90]

In middle school I volunteered at an assisted living center for people with Alzheimer's, one of the patients there was certain I was her grandson. The worst part was that I actually knew her grandson because his brother was dating my sister.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

girl:"you want to see a boob?"

mraustindude19:"no"

mraustindude19:"Is it a man boob?"

girl:"No,its a girl boob"

mraustindude19 in his head:"I hope she doesn't take that out of context."

Either the girl was rather unattractive, you're an idiot, or context must be added.

OT: Whenever I'm with my friends trying to think of something to say, but I keep getting distracted by ethical, philosophical, or just plain entertaining thoughts. Those silences are so busy with me battling my wandering thoughts that the annnoyance level is on par with the awkwardness.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Getting pranked by furries at my community college.

That is all I am going to say on the matter.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

girl:"you want to see a boob?"

mraustindude19:"no"

mraustindude19:"Is it a man boob?"

girl:"No,its a girl boob"

mraustindude19 in his head:"I hope she doesn't take that out of context."

Either the girl was rather unattractive, you're an idiot, or context must be added.

OT: Whenever I'm with my friends trying to think of something to say, but I keep getting distracted by ethical, philosophical, or just plain entertaining thoughts. Those silences are so busy with me battling my wandering thoughts that the annnoyance level is on par with the awkwardness.

We were in a library,she was talking about a book about puberty.

 

[Hashime]

Holding hands with another guy. We instantly repelled ten meters from each other after that unfortunate moment.

A girl once grabbed my hand from behind as I was walking, I turned around and said: "yes?" She thought I was her boyfriend. Her face went so red.