Most badass one-liner ever.

[moretimethansense]

As the caption says - Ash, telling it like it is.

See, I prefer this version


Also used in Hercules: The legendary Journeys

 

[sabbat]

Samuel L Jackson's bible quote just before he shoots someone in Pulp Fiction.

 

[Sam G]

I'm torn between "I WILL KILL YOU IN THE FACE!" from the Doomsday Arcade finale, and "YOU'RE STUPID! AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE STUPID AND DEAD!" from the Doom comic...

 

[makmende]

"You just killed a helicopter with a car!"
"I was out of bullets"-John McCLane

 

[moretimethansense]

I'm torn between "I WILL KILL YOU IN THE FACE!" from the Doomsday Arcade finale, and "YOU'RE STUPID! AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE STUPID AND DEAD!" from the Doom comic...

WHOOSE THE MAN AND A HALF?

 

[makmende]

I am tired of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane-Samuel L Jackson

 

[erto101]

"I'm worth more alive!"
"You're worth enough dead"

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

"i got you back like a buttcrack!"

- Dizzy Wallin from gears of war 2

 

[EatPieYes]

Mr Pink: Hey, why am I Mr Pink?
Joe: Because you're a ******, all right?!

 

[sabbat]

What movie is this please?

 

[Magnesium360]

Not THE most badass, but good old Deus Ex.
"Where's the Ambrosia?"
"It's on its way back to the people"
"How about I send you back to the people, in a body bag."

 

[badgersprite]

What movie is this please?

It's Braindead! (Dead Alive in America, methinks).

 

[DaJoW]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
- Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

or

"Damn I'm good! Can you feel it? Huh? Can you feel it, Captain Compost?"
- Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

 

[Biffin Bridge]

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
-Robocop

(spits blood) "Just give me my fucking phone call!"

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

I could't choose one, so I'll put them all up. (The best videos on youtube by the w)

 

[Zeema]

'Hey Arsehole Fork you' [Stabs a zombie with a BoomStick][
'You must be Famous your face is all over the TV'[Smash a zombie with a Tv]
Dead Rising 2

 

[Wyane380]

-What'd he die from?
-Lead poisoning.
Jonah Hex (Facefull of Violence) and likely every other line he uses in the book.

 

[teh_Canape]

- damn
- what?
- he salted the shit out of them fries
(that would be "he sprayed napalm on the invaders")

but I don't remember where is it from =P

 

[Justank]

"You would wage this war alone?"

"No. Not alone."

War at the end of Darksiders.

 

[Biffin Bridge]

"You gotta ask yourself one question - 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya.... PUNK?!"

Dirty Harry