Most badass one-liner ever.

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bad_dog14

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topwomble said:
*shoots guy*
*turns to other*
"Oh i'm sorry did I break your concentration?"
While we're on the subject of Samuel L. Jackson:

"I'm a mushroom could layin' ************, ************!"
 

Nfritzappa

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"Your Spurs."

When one of the 3 bandits from the Good the Bad and the Ugly wonders how Blondie (Clint Eastwood) knew that they were coming in the door and how he killed them so fast.
 

Hawkseraph

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Imma gonna divide you through zero!

Soo zetta slow!

One of the boss enemies in The World Ends With you. This guy really was great :D Although beating him was a friggin' pain
 

GeorgW

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The last words of Giles Corey, farmer and accused witch, while being crushed with stones: "More weight."
There is nothing more badass, if you can find it, tell me!
 

vrbtny

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"I am the future" -- Bad guy.

"No, you're just another ass-hole" -- Alice.

Yes, I know it's from one of the shitty RE movies, but the quote is good.
 

pendragon177

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"Buenos días, cockbites. Guess who's back?"
-Tex from Red vs Blue (can't remember the episode).

And just a funny one Church,
"THERE IS NO ELEVEN, YOU FUCKING WHORE!"
 

Kiytan

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"why, you unspeakable F***king rotter" (and just about everything else Mr. Hyde says in league of extraordinary gentlemen)


Poison Ivy: Hey harvey, you're not looking HALF bad
Two-Face: Ivy, half of me wants to strangle you
Poison Ivy: ooh, and what does the other half want?
Two-Face: To hit you with a truck


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNq8Fil6oJ4


batman TAS has so many utterly brilliant one liners.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnaHXjJAHrA

Should win some sort of award for the most number of bad puns in such a short amount of time (also love the "QUIET!" at the end)
 

lee1287

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Johnny Bravo: Enough about me, now let's talk about... me.



Gorgeous woman: What kind of idiot are you?
Johnny Bravo: I don't know, what kinds are there?


Farrah Fawcette's security guard: Name?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.
Farrah Fawcette's security guard: Occupation?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.


No one is better than Bravo.
 

Mikkaddo

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bassdrum said:
OT: Perhaps not the most badass, but I've always loved one of exchanges from The Dark Knight:

Batman: "Let her go!"
The Joker: "Very poor choice of words." (He proceeds to drop said woman off of a skyscraper).
"inject . . . . a little anarchy"

"this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object"

"I would kill you, but you're just too much damned fun"

Lestat: Your body's dying. Pay no attention, It happens to us all.


Lestat: Lord, what I wouldn't give for a drop of good old-fashioned Creole blood.
Louis: Yankees are not to your taste?
Lestat: Their democratic flavor doesn't suit my palate, Louis.

Lestat: Come to New Orleans then. The Paris Opera's in town. We can try some French cuisine.
Louis: Forgive me if I have a lingering respect for mortal life.

Lestat: [dancing around with the corpse of Claudia's mother] There's still life in the old lady yet.

Lestat: [after Claudia kills the piano teacher] Claudia, what have we told you?
Claudia: Never in the house.
 

Nouw

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Sacman said:
Take your pick...<.<
"Hail to the king, baby!"
Ryujisama said:
"You have the right to remain silent, but I wanna hear you scream!"

-- Samuel L. Jackson
"The Other Guys
badgersprite said:
Scarim Coral said:
"Yippie-Kai-Yay Mother F*****!!" from any of the Die Hard series
Aaah all my lines have been taken!
I guess there were ninjas.
*Takes glasses off.
Damn.
Well I still love it!
And I also love anything Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood says. More have come to mind like some quotes from Starship Troopers, Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Campbell.
 

Theninja'skatana

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"Prepare to be defeated by my army of ninjas!"
Just Cause 2 Main villian. (idc enough to know his name) The good ones were taken.