Hmph. A friend of mine told me that I should try on some mascara. Knowing what mascara does fully, I embarked on the epic quest of lying face up on a bench for a lunch period. When I stepped back into school, being the savvy guy I was, I found that my entire face was colored with makeup. I was wearing the whole deal, red lipstick, blush, mascara, eye shadow, she even plucked some of my brows... I would've died if it weren't for people somewhat expecting me to do something that stupid.
Anyway, that's why I've been burning every last picture of me that has ever been taken, except the ones that obscure my face.