Most epic song line ever

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Teeth Kicker

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dathwampeer said:
Jesus is risen, it's no surprise
Even he would martyr his momma to ride to hell between those thighs
Puscifer- Rev 22 20

The whole damn song's really quotable. But I'd say this is my favourite line from it.

I love that entire album. I wish Maynard would put out another one already.
 

floppylobster

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Monkey play in the jungle,
Robot work in the factory,
They will have a giant rumble,
Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey hate technology,
Robot hate the monkey,
They will fight eternally,
Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey mate in the jungle,
Robot replicate in factory,
They both love their mother,
Why must they hate each other,

Why cant we all get along?
Would that be oh so wrong?
Why cant we all love each other?
Monkey and a robot brother.

Monkey Versus Robot!

- James Kochalka Superstar

The last one is the most epic but it don't feel the fullness of its epicness without the others.
 

Death God

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"If you can't catch a wave then you're never gonna ride
You can't come uninvited
Never gonna give in - never gonna give up no
You can't take me I'm free." -Bryan Adams

It is a short song but still pretty cool.
 

Kenbo Slice

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Oh Death, has my time come?
You took my kind, left me behind, please take me home
I'm done with this old life please take me home
My lonely grave calls out to me
Heaven or Hell to call my own
I'm coming home

Who cheated Death cause death cheated me?
You stare into the face of God while man just stares at me
Lord strike me down!

This accident of surviving, you see me as a failure
I feel you looking down
Sing to my maker somewhere...
A bullet bears my name, come and take me now

For every shot that rang out not one was your sound
Not entitled to what you felt owed to you
Condemned to see another sun

Matriarch abandoned
Commend her spirit to your hallowed ground
The light of understanding
The silence when you're not around
Holy Father I pray
You wrap my brothers in your warm embrace
When my time comes I won't go quiet
Even in death I'm second place- Oh Lonely Grave by Maylene and The Sons of Disaster.

I had to post the whole song, it's fucking awesome.
 

putowtin

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Sing a song
a song of life,
made without regret.
Tell the ones
the ones I loved,
I never will forget.

In Noctum, Nicholas Hooper
 

JokerCrowe

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I think I should show you this:
But since you asked so nicely:

"Don't live another day unless you make it count, there's someone else that you're supposed to be. Something deep inside of you that still wants out, and shame on you if you don't set it free."

-Jonathan Coulton "A Talk With George".
 

Fitzcaraldo

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Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff
were groovin' on the street
And just like in a movie
her hands became her feet
Her belly button was her mouth
which meant she tasted what she'd speak, ooohhh

But the funny thing is what happened to her nose, ooohhh
It grew until it reached all of her toes, ooohhh
Now, when people say her feet smell, they mean her nose

-Lou Reed "Andy's Chest"
 

Callate

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"Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass..."

-Lemon Demon, "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"
 

IAmTheVoid

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When I am king, you'll be first up against the wall
In your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

- Radiohead, "Paranoid Android"
 

Drummodino

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Most awesome to listen to: "Woooooaaaaaahhhh! Livin on a prayer!

Saw those guys live in December, it was fucking amazing. 40000 people belting that line out... Twas unbelievable
 

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One of the following

People talking without speaking/People hearing without listening/People writing songs that voices never share.
Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkle

If I Tear you open wide, take a look inside are you pretty?
Pretty on the Outside - Bullet for my Valentine

We're longing for daylight, Burning the same lie, To find the ghost of you and I
The Ghost of You and I - Story of the Year

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, THEIR'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE!
Carry on my Wayward Son - Kansas
 

Nexus4

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"Sing it for everyone that you left behind, Sing it for the world!"
- My Chemical Romance, 'Sing'
 

Togs

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"When you start to loose your mind is when you start to find your soul"

"Ive beat up, Ive been thrown out
But Im not down But Im not down
Ive been shown up, but Ive grown up
And Im not down, Im not down"

"Thou shalt not put recording artists on ridiculous pedestals,
no matter how great they are or were"

"And as we're crossing border after border
We realize that the difference is none"

My god I could go on for hours...
 

Sacman

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A three way tie between...

"Gettin' dumb in the back
Bust cream on yo shit..."

"Put yo hands down my pants
and I bet you feel nuts..."

and

"Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they?re girls
Who do girls like they?re boys..."
 

captaincabbage

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"I said, Sucking too hard on your Lollipop,
Hey, Love's gonna get you down!"

So many of these lyrics are about death or equally emo-tastic songs, so I thought I'd nject a little happiness into the thread. :D

Lollipop by Mika. Happiest. Song. EVER.
 

Giuglea

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"i waear a black belt
on the beard
that i grow
on my d ick!"

-Chuck Norris vs Abe Lincoln++Epic rap battles of history-