Most Explicit Song You've ever heard?

[Esotera]

Just waiting for someone to post it...

Anyway, my contribution is this. Not as explicit as the rest of these, but fairly offensive:

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Eminem?s Kim is just fucking hilarious. I almost pissed myself laughing listening to it because of how much anger was put into it. You can?t deny that that guy is an entertainer.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

I'm not going to link it, but most of the output of charming little metal band called Nashville Pussy.

 

[The_Echo]

[sub][sub]I'm a little bit, uh squishy when it comes to this stuff, and you're songs already left me tumbling, so I guess I should go now...[/sub][/sub]

... Yeah, that's gonna be my submission as well. I'm no stranger to explicit songs, and that's definitely pretty high up there. Bonus points for being a good song, too!

Spoiler: Also this gem from the same guy.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Gerbil by Stephen Lynch... Just listen to it, 'kay?

(In case the video doesn't work here's a link: [link]www.youtube.com/watch?v=136cNGNd7Yg[/link])

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Anyone mention "Boby Brown" by Frank Zappa yet?
If not that's my nomination.

EDIT: Just for you:

Spoiler: Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s-wzTRwJMg

 

[shadyh8er]

Let's Get it Cracking by Deuce. I think I found out why Hollywood Undead kicked him out.

Captcha: watch out

As in, "watch out." If you're sensitive to comments about rape, SKIP THIS ONE.

 

[Psykoma]

The worst from a band that I would somewhat regularly listen to.

Spoiler: youtube video

Spoiler: lyrics

I hate you mother fuckers
I hate you mother fuckers
I hate you mother fuckers
I hate you mother fuckers
You can't fucking breathe because
Your heart is in my hands
An overture of pain unleashed
At my command
Hating, ripping, tearing, scraping,
Peeling, beating, smashing, killing,
Slicing, chopping, shredding, splitting,
Mangling, fucking, choking, dying, dead
Worthless piece of fuck
Mass of human shit
Carve out your eyes, shit on your face,
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Where are the whores when I need 'em
Looking for pussy,
That's all that's on my mind
Sluts that are ready for fucking
Ready for sucking,
Ready to die when I'm done
Copulate and kill without reason
I never need 'em
As long as they make me cum
Bitches have no power of reason
Never believe 'em, just kill and fuck
For fun
You're faceless,
You can't fuck anymore
And nameless, Sodom was too good for
The whore
Skull fucked, fuck your fucking face
With my weed, I smoke every day
If I'm not high, the hate will escape
I smoke and smoke, stoned as a fuck
Weed is my life, weed is my love
So pass the bong, pack up the bowl
A blunt to hit, a fat joint to roll
No, no, it's gone...
I hate you mother fuckers
I hate you mother fuckers
I hate you mother fuckers
I hate you mother fuckers

 

[Jonluw]

This one.

Spoiler: Fuck shit stack

I've probably heard more explicit stuff, but I just love the way this one rolls.

 

[Dethenger]

Spoiler: Reggie Watts, baby.

Also, "gem?" Please don't let r/gaming spill over. Not here.

EDIT: Oh, god damn it. I need to refresh pages more often.

 

[Ryan Hughes]

Meh, amateurs. I guess it depends on what you define as "explicit."

Jet Boy, Jet Girl by "The Damned" actually played a major role in the Tipper Gore "Parental Advisory" stickers that we now see on albums.

Spoiler

And as we all know the most violent song of all time is "March of Cambreadth" by Heather Alexander. A folk song with no cuss words at all, that still would force the hardest (fake) recording industry gangster to go change their pants.

Spoiler

 

[Darknacht]

Just waiting for someone to post it...

Anyway, my contribution is this. Not as explicit as the rest of these, but fairly offensive:

You should have posted this version:
And if you want a song thats offensive to lots of religious people go for Ten Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins

 

[6_Qubed]

Worst song I can personally think of is Skeletor vs. Beastman by CKY, but I imagine that I may have heard worse and I'm just blocking it out.

 

[TheFunPolice]

Sir Psycho Sexy, anybody? It's probably the dirtiest thing I've heard that I actually like

SO MUCH FUNK


Obviously there's way dirtier stuff, but this just has some incredible lyrics, they just flow perfectly and the over all musician-ship of the RHCP is just generally outstanding

 

[BlackStar42]

Probably The Good Ship Venus. It's not got much in the way of swearing in it, but it is absolutely filthy.

Spoiler: sample verse- very NSFW

The cabin boy was Kipper
By Christ he was a nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

 

[Eomega123]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you, the Fuck Shit Stack.

Spoiler

Unfortunately, the normal version is apparently age restricted, so enjoy this pony version.

EDIT: So it appears I'm like the 3rd person to link to this. I do believe this illustrates my point.

 

[jc230]

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQyHtUeJYPE

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Well, I'm pretty sure I win this thread:
Did I win?
EDIT: I shouldn't have gotten distracted, I got ninja'd on the song, but this is not the pony version.