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Dumbfish1

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I've just finished watching Se7en, which got me thinking, If you were to be murdered, how would they do it. It can be funny, gruesome, or bizare as long as you back it up with an explanation as to why it's fitting for your sin.

Some examples for people who haven't seen the film, although a little sickening
An obese man is forced to eat canned spaghetti till his stomach explodes, and a prostitute is killed with a knife strap-on.

EDIT: Lots of people called me out for the use of the word irony, so I fixed it.
 

Super Six One

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Dumbfish1 said:
I've just finished watching Se7en, which got me thinking, If you were to be ironically murdered, how would they do it. It can be funny, gruesome, or bizare as long as you back it up with an explanation as to why it's ironic.

Some examples for people who haven't seen the film, although a little sickening
An obese man is forced to eat canned spaghetti till his stomach explodes, and a prostitute is killed with a knife strap-on.

They aren't killed "ironicly" they are murdered for their sins. The man was already fat, that was his sin, thats why he was kiilled by murderer. Same with the prostitute.


As for ironc deaths, any death involving a Health and Safety Inspector?
 

Head Chef Dom

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how about General John Sedgwick who died in the US Civil War with the immortal line "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
 

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Super Six One said:
They aren't killed "ironicly" they are murdered for their sins.
Better?

OT I'd be drowned in fanta fruit twist, I swear I have some sort of addiction.
 

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Dumbfish1 said:
Super Six One said:
They aren't killed "ironicly" they are murdered for their sins.
Better?

OT I'd be drowned in fanta fruit twist, I swear I have some sort of addiction.


Are you asking if i think its better? No, i'm just saying that is the plot of the film.

(Fanta Fruit Twist? I'm addicted too)
 

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Policeman in buddy cop movie killed by richochet.....ricoshe? whatever you know would i mean. Killed by bouncing bullet fired by co star. As in say Rush Hour. Say Jackie Chan's character fired a bullet that bounced off a wall and hit whatshisface? The black guy
 

Vega_GTX

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Did anybody else watched "Stranger Than Fiction"?. If you consider the ending of the book the author was origanily planning to publish is a very, VERY ironic death.
 

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"you know what'd be ironic? If we were all made out of iron." Sorry, couldn't resist making a red vs. blue reference.

As for ironic deaths, a bartender or brewmaster dying of alcahol poisning.
 

Geekosaurus

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I think it'd be pretty ironic if Ash Ketchum died from a plethora of sexually transmitted diseases. It'd give new meaning to his catch phrase.
 

TheAceTheOne

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I'd do nothing until I died. If my home caught on fire, I'd do nothing, I'm just that lazy. Of course, toppling library shelf would probably be another possibility, considering I'm an avid reader.
 

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ninjastovall0 said:
if i get run over by a vehicle, thats fine, as long as its not a "DODGE", cause thats my fault for not reading.
Especially a Dodge Charger, then you really have no excuse.
 

EHKOS

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Read Saki's stuff. The endings always have some sort of twist.
 

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This just in: The pilot of a Dassault Mirage died today at an airshow when his aircraft collided in midair with a Russian Ilyushin.

Wasn't there some heath expert who, on live TV, announced proudly that he would live to 100, before suffering a heart attack in front of the cameras and dying right there?
 

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Head Chef Dom said:
how about General John Sedgwick who died in the US Civil War with the immortal line "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
Oh yeah, laughed so much when I first heard that line, kinda hate myself for it.

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(EDIT: I wasn't paying close enough attention to the OP. To add myself to the list of ironic deaths, I'm a big proponent of the importance of literacy and research. Ironic for me would be to get killed by a toppling shelf of library books.)

In 1871, lawyer Clement Vallandigham -- defending a man charged with murder -- accidentally shot and killed himself while trying to demonstrate how a man might accidentally shoot and kill himself. He won the case posthumously.

Jimi Heselden, the owner of the Segway company, died in a Segway accident.

Jerome Moody died by drowning in a pool at a party in New Orleans in 1985. Not just any party, mind you. It was party for the rec centre, celebrating their drowning-free season; there were four lifeguards on duty.

Moliere died of a tubercular coughing fit that started while he was performing as the central character in his play, "The Imaginary Invalid." The character was meant to be a hypochondriac.

Myra Davis -- one of the body doubles for the actress Janet Leigh from Hitchcock's Psycho -- was murdered in a shower in 1988 by a man obsessed with the film. The producers hadn't actually used her in the scene he was trying to re-enact; that was a different body double.

Garry Hoy died while trying to prove to his colleagues at TD Bank that the windows in their office building were unbreakable. He was proved right; when he threw himself against one of the windows, it didn't shatter. Instead it popped whole out of the frame and sent him plunging twenty-four storeys to his death.

The legendarily wealthy Marcus Licinius Crassus mounted a disastrous Roman expedition against the Parthian Empire in 53 BC. The Parthians cut his army to pieces and, when they finally caught him, executed him by pouring molten gold down his throat.

Felix Lloyd Powell penned what's known as the most optimistic song ever written, ?Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile.? Many of his fellow soldiers in WWI credited it with getting them through the horrors of war. It didn't work for Powell himself; he died by suicide.

Timothy Treadwell, a somewhat loony self-anointed defender of the Grizzly bear, liked to camp for months at a time in the wilderness and soak up the gratitude of his ursine flock. He and his girlfriend were killed and eaten by a Grizzly in 2003.
Laughed even harder at this, haha...I'm a sadistic bastard...
 

WolfThomas

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Irony seems to be difficult for a lot of people.

Example
A diabetic hit by a truck = Tragic
A diabetic hit by a truck full of sugar = Amusing coincedence
A diabetic hit by a truck full of insulin = Irony

It's got to be the opposite to the expected outcome/normal association. A pornstar moving to dick lane is funny but not ironic, a pornstar moving to virgin drive is ironic.

Edit: By more modern standards of situational irony.