Most laughably absurd plot for a movie you've ever heard in your life?

[Da Joz]

Aqua teen hunger force colon movie film for theaters, but everyone shouldve know how ridiculous the plot was going to be from the get go.

The intro sequence, however, is incredibly entertaining.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Remember, Michael Myers, the killer in all the Halloween movies? Well he isn't in Halloween III. Why? Well they killed him off in 2, only to bring him back in 4, so what'd you get with Season of the Witch? Pure bad plot gold. To give a brief summary, a guy who looks like he's attended one too many Magnum P.I. conventions teams up with some girl he hasn't ever met before, and they set off to solve the mystery of the girl's father's death. Turns out that an Irish toy company staffed by androids stole part of stonehenge, this was hooked up to a computer and used to produce cursed Halloween masks. Then on Halloween they're going to broadcast a special signal on the air, and any kid who is wearing their mask while the signal goes out will have their head melted, and snakes and bugs will come out of the ooze.

... You can't make this kind of shit up.

I think I saw the end of that on T.V. around 5-7 years ago. It was truly one of the strangest movies I've seen.

 

[Aproxx]

Zombie strippers. About zombie.. strippers. Whats up with that?

I saw the movie, it was soo strange that it was funny.

 

[Merteg]

Cannibal Holocaust.

That was a very odd movie...

 

[General Ken8]

Leprechaun 4 in space
yes, it does exist

 

[TheSentinel]

Quinten Tarintono's Death Proof... go watch it and try not to cry that youve wasted your life..

*sigh* Prepare to die....


Seriously, I think the most insane idea for a movie is Untraceable.

"Oh, let's make a movie about a guy who makes a website that kills people faster by how much traffic he gets on the site, and these special agent people have to stop him, but let's not do any research into the capabilities of computers. We can do stuff like have him stop someones car, or turn off her cell phone and the streetlights WITH HIS COMPUTER. Then let's have his motivation be that his father committed suicide and it got put on the internet so now he wants revenge on the internetz."

 

[ygetoff]

A girl falls in love with a vampire, but get this, he sparkles.... Oh wait.

In all seriousness, Id say a movie based around gaming that isnt a documentary, there is one I just cant remeber the name.

The Wizard.. Stay Alive.. Mario Bros.. Uwe Boll..

yeah

that's pretty much a death sentence

Speaking of an awesome gaming movie, The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters was great.
The strangest premise is simple: Snakes on a Plane.
Or possibly: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

 

[brainiac2]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BetterThanItSoundsFilm

Read this. You can make any plot premise sound ridiculous.

 

[jackbomb9]

Dude where's my car. It's an awesome movie, and I have NO IDEA why I don't own it yet, but the plot? Two guys try to find their car. That's it. Hilarity ensues. That's pretty much a stoner-movie plot, but it's not Cheech and Chong by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Tetris the movie

 

[paiged]

So I'm guessing no one has ever seen the ring?

I didn't even think of this for some reason, but if you think about it, pretty much all horror movies are ridiculous. Child's Play for instance - a murderer gets blown up in a toy store and transfers his soul into the body of a doll? Really?

Though, the first movie that came to my mind was the Indian in the Cupboard.
The little boy gets a plastic Indian and a cupboard for his birthday, and finds out if he locks the Indian (and other plastic figures) inside, they come to life.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

ExistenZ.

To be honest, that movie is awesome (by David Lynch - the master) and has an amazing storyline... but he is so damn good at making it seem like a B-movie that it deserves this compliment.

Wasn't it(by Croenenberg - the exploding meat guy)?

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Remember, Michael Myers, the killer in all the Halloween movies? Well he isn't in Halloween III. Why? Well they killed him off in 2, only to bring him back in 4, so what'd you get with Season of the Witch? Pure bad plot gold. To give a brief summary, a guy who looks like he's attended one too many Magnum P.I. conventions teams up with some girl he hasn't ever met before, and they set off to solve the mystery of the girl's father's death. Turns out that an Irish toy company staffed by androids stole part of stonehenge, this was hooked up to a computer and used to produce cursed Halloween masks. Then on Halloween they're going to broadcast a special signal on the air, and any kid who is wearing their mask while the signal goes out will have their head melted, and snakes and bugs will come out of the ooze.

... You can't make this kind of shit up.

Arr, beat me there. Seriously, why even include that in the Halloween series?

The Day After Tomorrow has been known to make science-y people cry with its butchering of meteorology.

Also, any Sci-Fi original movie bothers me immensely. How do they even make it past the screening process, that is if one even exists? If one does, I'd hate to see the rejects.

 

[CoverYourHead]

300

Persians go to Sparta. Spartans kill persians. Spartan woman has sex. Spartans die. More Spartans come. End.

Fixed that for you, the Persians were invading the Greek city states. And yes it actually happend, albeit not in the form of the picture. Especially those other soldiers were portrayed in a way too negative light, they did a lot more.

And the Persians were actually leaving Greece. And my favorite part of that movie was how all of the fighting (except the opening fighting) was just spartans spinning around while persians ran into their swords or shields.

 

[Hashandir]

Worst idea...ever...of all time. -->http://filmz.dk/film/mega-shark-vs-giant-octopus/trailers/9022

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

"Alright, get this. There's this guy, and he's a vampire. See, here's the catch, he SPARKLES! How great is that!"

Not a movie premise in itself, but whatever.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3.

If the title can't make this win, then I'll eat my own toenails. Served with foot cheese.

Well first off, that isn't a plot. It's a title. Secondly, I'm reasonably sure that that isn't a real film. Although I certainly hope I'm wrong in saying so.

Yes, it's real. My point was that if the title's this bad, think how soul-tearingly awful the plot must be.

Dude, you win. I can't come up with anything to beat that.

 

[darkless]

Existenz...enough said.

 

[Pseudonym2]

Zardoz. I'm not even going to attempt to guess at what happened.