Most obscure reference contest

[Brian Hendershot]

Now you may be asking yourself, why is the other end of this string tied securely to end of your penis.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Since nobody got my last one,
"It's the nicest weather Earth has ever had."

 

[penguindude42]

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..." - From a certain block-based survival-sandox game priced at $10.

 

[Lilani]

"LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT! LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!"

 

[Furbyz]

Name a reference?
okay

**pedofile grin** "I am an adult"

Hmmm...unless they were referencing something I'm unaware of Team Four Star's DBZ Abridged

 

[Houi]

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..." - From a certain block-based survival-sandox game priced at $10.

Creeper from minecraft, i assume. unless theres another similarly designed and priced game out there.

 

[xh-f]

Damn! Heres a good one, *clears throat authoritatively*

"When you eat your sweets, make sure to try
To limit your servings, or you'll DIE!!!!"

This ones a great deal easier than my last one!

EDIT: Heres a hint...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTWZ0BD0paY

Clone High!! yeeeeessss

When you buy a couch you always think "Ok, I have a couch, now no matter what happens I have that couch problem solved."

Fight Club <3

"GARBAGE DAY!"

Don't search it, please....

SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 2!!!!!!!!!!!

Now for mine:
"You want my flesh, but you don't know where the jungle is...only I know where the jungle is...only I know...
I am a gazelle. I AM A GAZELLE AND THE JUNGLE IS MY HOME!"

 

[DLlama]

From an animated series, "...because you're in the DANGER ZONE"
Hint: the caps do not denote shouting, rather a change in tone

 

[Azaraxzealot]

"Don't mess with retarded science!" or
X:"Will I ever find true love?"
Y:"Not with that face!"
or
"This shall be called... 'The SpacE Ship'. the "Spac" is silent."

/thread

 

[tobi the good boy]

"Customs, morals ? is there a difference? Woman, do you realize what you are doing? Here, by the grace of God and an inside straight, we have a personality untouched by the psychotic taboos of our tribe ? and you want to turn him into a carbon copy of every fourth-rate conformist in this frightened land! Why don't you go whole hog? Get him a brief case and make him carry it wherever he goes ? make him feel shame if he doesn't have it"

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."

I didn't think this was an obscure reference until I quoted this line recently and confused EVERYONE. If you get this, you will restore my faith in humanity (or possibly just Google, if you cheat).

In Bruges. One of my fav movies

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

From an animated series, "...because you're in the DANGER ZONE"
Hint: the caps do not denote shouting, rather a change in tone

Archer. They say it in every episode lol.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

Now you may be asking yourself, why is the other end of this string tied securely to end of your penis.

Its Old School right?

 

[penguindude42]

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..." - From a certain block-based survival-sandox game priced at $10.

Creeper from minecraft, i assume. unless theres another similarly designed and priced game out there.

Heh, that was fast.

"Dink-dink, dink-dink-dink-dink!" -Film
"WHY IT'S YOUR MOMMA, STEVE! Get the axe!" -Cartoon
"Boosh." -another cartoon
"Please, say something! Just this once!" -Video Game
"YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!" -Comic Book

 

[Knife-28]

"Wheres my 72 Virgins? Are you my Virgins?"

"I hope not...&#65279; Theres a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!"

It may or may not be obscure but......

Achmed, Jeff Dunham, Spark of Insanity

Correct, here's your cookie.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Now you may be asking yourself, why is the other end of this string tied securely to end of your penis.

Its Old School right?

Darn that was too easy....

How about....

Draco Malfoy: Hey Potter, I taught the Sorting Hat a new trick!
[he places it onto Harry Potter's head]
The Sorting Hat: VIRGIN!

 

[Furbyz]

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..." - From a certain block-based survival-sandox game priced at $10.

Creeper from minecraft, i assume. unless theres another similarly designed and priced game out there.

Heh, that was fast.

"Dink-dink, dink-dink-dink-dink!" -Film

Space Balls

 

[MajorKris]

"GARBAGE DAY!"

Yu-Gi-Oh: Season Zero. The Abridged pilot?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT! LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!"

Muppet Christmas Carol.

 

[Raqshiem]

"LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT! LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!"

"We're Marley and Marley, avarice and greed."

These two are from A Muppet Christmas Carol.

Edit: AH! Here we go:

"I'm [name]. I actually wasn't supposed to make it into the final game, but I was created at the last minute. Blame my agent. I was actually slated for a spin-off to Jedi Knight, but I don't want to talk about what happened there."

This quote is so obscure it didn't even make it into the final game (due to the fact that this character breaks the fourth wall with these words).

And this one is spoken by Atton in KotoR II. After replaying it a couple times, he breaks the fourth wall when you "first" meet him.

As for a reference from me...

"Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!" - a film

"Go then. There are other worlds than these." - a book

"All right then... Bananas! We haven't done them, have we?! Right! Bananas!" - a television show