Most obscure reference contest

[zombiestrangler]

"White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you
Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches,"

Hint: it's part of a song

 

[KefkaCultist]

"Welcome to the future. Here is your free porn."

A great quote even by itself.

Sounds like something either from Futurama or Beavis and Butthead but I know I'v heard it somewhere before

 

[EternalFenix]

"Ok, try it"
"AUUGHHHH!"
"How did it feel?"
"It felt hot"
"What? Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.... TRY IT AGAIN."
"AUUGHHHH!"
"How about that time?
"Uhh, it felt cold"
"Excellent!"

This, I imagine, is very obscure (and I might not have gotten the longer sentences right) but it takes place in-game between two enemies before you kill them. Could be easily missed if you plow right into the area and kill everything. I give you +9000 internetz if you can guess correctly.

 

[Subzerowings]

Spoiler: No internet searching, please.

Patrick Bateman: You like Huey Lewis and the news?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[he raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

 

[Skarovich]

This one shouldn't be too hard for the learned folk of the Escapist.

"INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER."

Bonus Round: I'll be flat out floored if someone gets this one;

"Man is dissatisfied until he can destroy what he has created."

Hey, you said obscure. >_> (Hint: Both are from books)

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

~FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAAAAAAY~

No cheating, it would ruin it.

It's that movie about the girl, and the ducks right? I can never remember the name of it.

It's from a anime.

Here a tip: Her panties are angelic.

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt?

Haven't seen it, so I'm not sure, but my friend obsseeeesssses over it.

FInish this poem:

"You are not the bone of your sword that does not even make sense
Your body is not made of steel, and if your blood was fire, you would die
You have made little to no blades whatsoever
Unknown to death because you won't pull the trigger
Nor to life because you are a loser
Have not created many weapons but have withstood pain
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray..."

 

[S.R.S.]

"I know who killed (NAME). No, Harry. It can wait until morning." *Click* *click* *Click*

 

[Blair Bennett]

"AUGH! THIS IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FETISH!!"

And yes, capslock was absolutely necessary.

 

[Joshroom]

"You people and your slight differences disgust me!"
and
"I demand the floor!"
"Yes, it is your turn"
"Well nuts to me, I'm taking the stand!"

I got a ton of these lined up; all from one character.

 

[Casual Shinji]

"Hello, hello.

Yes, hello to me and hello to you. I am the Crap-on and I live in a zoo. And it's such a friendly old zoo and such fun, you will enjoy it, yes you will, everyone. Every two will enjoy it, every three, every four. So, come visit my zoo and curl up on the floor.

Or, if you prefer to curl up in a dumpster....There stewed with old garbage, I won't say you can't, sir. Just lean back, relax in that smelly old bin and enjoy our show."

If anyone guesses this, I'll give you a freaking medal.

 

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[Adventurer2626]

"No matter how far you walk, it's always the same. It just goes on and on. But in spite of this, why am I so driven to find it? I hear someone...calling to me..."

 

[uchi mata]

"You people and your slight differences disgust me!"
and
"I demand the floor!"
"Yes, it is your turn"
"Well nuts to me, I'm taking the stand!"

I got a ton of these lined up; all from one character.

Its Dr farnworth from futurama right

 

[bassdrum]

"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."

I didn't think this was an obscure reference until I quoted this line recently and confused EVERYONE. If you get this, you will restore my faith in humanity (or possibly just Google, if you cheat).

...Uh...Castaway? If it's not that, it sounds like a Randall Munroe line.

"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."

I didn't think this was an obscure reference until I quoted this line recently and confused EVERYONE. If you get this, you will restore my faith in humanity (or possibly just Google, if you cheat).

In Bruges? I think... Ralph Fiennes character said it, no?

"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."

I didn't think this was an obscure reference until I quoted this line recently and confused EVERYONE. If you get this, you will restore my faith in humanity (or possibly just Google, if you cheat).

I know the clip

A man starts beating a phone I think, a woman tells him to stop, saying it's an inanimate object.

Then the man yells back "you're an inanimate object".

Is that it?

Well, I feel vindicated that two out of three of you got the reference (and have simultaneously restored my faith in humanity while earning cookies), but it makes me sad that only one of you correctly identified In Bruges by name. While my faith in humanity is restored, it still saddens me to know that only 33.33% of responding Escapists can correctly place this quote in context--a statistic which absolutely must be improved. Go watch In Bruges. All of you. NOW.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

"You can Go To Hell! You can go to Hell and Die!"

That zombie movie thing. Dammit, I remember seeing a clip of it months ago on the Escapist...

Wrong. I might have said it wrong though, so I won't hold it against you. I can't find a clip of how it actually goes. But I am thinking for the time being, I said it right.

 

[Sacman]

"Pop in some time, it can be fun around here!"
...

 

[PureChaos]

"you're a god among insects, never let anyone tell you different"

 

[Siegreich]

beat to death angel something or other, can't remember the name but that where pipirupirupipirupi is from.

"up up down down left right left right. bringing the motherfucking death by konami"

 

[Casual Shinji]

"you're a god among insects, never let anyone tell you different"

X-Men 2.

 

[dex-dex]

Do you prefer stuffing or potatoes?