Most obscure reference contest

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[crepesack]

"Welcome to the future. Here is your free porn."

A great quote even by itself.

Sounds like something either from Futurama or Beavis and Butthead but I know I'v heard it somewhere before

One of those answers is right.

it's futurama.

 

[eggy32]

As your attorney, I advise to drive at top speed; it'll be a miracle if we get there before you turn into a goddamn animal.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Knew that as soon as I read "As your attorney." Going to be soooo embarrassed if it's actually something else.

Obscure quote "Who shaved me?! Who washed my clothes?"

 

[Joshroom]

"You people and your slight differences disgust me!"
and
"I demand the floor!"
"Yes, it is your turn"
"Well nuts to me, I'm taking the stand!"

I got a ton of these lined up; all from one character.

Good News Everyone! I've managed to deduce the name of the person saying these things, it's Prof. Farnsworth.

Ha! Kudos on the wording!

 

[k-ossuburb]

"His head! It was torn off!"

If you need clues, I'll give them to you, just quote this so I can reply to it.

 

[Champion360]

"Fix it fix it fix it fix it...fix it fix it fix it fix it!"

 

[Tattaglia]

*STOP*
"No, you stop! STOP IT! You've made a powerful enemy today, sign."

"Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams interpreted for beer."

John Dies At The End.

 

[Blemontea]

"WE WILL GIVE YOU GREEN HIGHLIGHTS!"

 

[eggy32]

"Fix it fix it fix it fix it...fix it fix it fix it fix it!"

Futurama.
Now, another quote, "They all have lovely bottoms."

 

[Chefodeath]

"We're Marley and Marley, avarice and greed."

 

[Harlemura]

"I am... the surprise in your cereal box."

Pretty proud of my vagueness there.

EDIT:
My new avatar is so not a massive give away, avert your eyes!

 

[zHellas]

"What? My Grandmother called me a porchmonkey all the time!"

(I honestly can't think of anything else...)

Clerks 2. Randal is my favorite

Well my previous one seems to have been ignored so heres another...

Person 1: "I hate to break it to you but he took our gold"
Person 2:"Ha! You think you're so smart. Well for your information, he didn't take our gold, I gave it to him, so there"

from same source

Person 2: "TWO-FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!"
Person 1:"Whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on."

...If I get this right, I only watched it because I was 8 years old and bored.

Kim Possible?

"Fix it fix it fix it fix it...fix it fix it fix it fix it!"

Futurama?

"Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams interpreted for beer."

John Dies At the End, and I know I've been ninja'd.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

"I would like to die in bed, preferably someone else's."

 

[Da_MoA]

"X...Emulsified." (where X is the name of any particular person at that point)

I reckon there will be someone who gets it.

Spoiler: Bonus Clues

Special Forces:
Morgan, AJ, Hellmet
Little Yin, Dalia, Clawz

Bonus marks are awarded if you can explain its links to Star Wars and 9/11.

X - Fire / Cross Fire?

 

[Yokai]

"I see all of my old girlfriends. Well, not 'see' so much as...'watch'."

"He glanced up from his newspaper and stared at me. After a very long moment, he put out his fist. I did the same, and as we brought our fists together, we both shouted 'RESPECT KNUCKLES!' as I felt my entire arm shatter. What a guy."

First one's pretty easy; second one's diabolically difficult. Have fun.

*STOP*
"No, you stop! STOP IT! You've made a powerful enemy today, sign."

Vampire: Bloodlines, Malkavian PC.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

No man may rule of cactus taint
Until the forest runs with paint
But when it comes that dreaded hour
The hopes of Cactus King will flower

If anyone actually get that, then I'm sorry. I can't give you two hours of your life back from that terrible movie.

 

[fletch_talon]

Well my previous one seems to have been ignored so heres another...

Person 1: "I hate to break it to you but he took our gold"
Person 2:"Ha! You think you're so smart. Well for your information, he didn't take our gold, I gave it to him, so there"

from same source

Person 2: "TWO-FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!"
Person 1:"Whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on."

8 Bit Theatre.
Now if you'll excuse me, the armoire of invincibility aint gonna find itself.

 

[DJDarque]

It's not very obscure, at least I don't think so, but whenever I tell it to people they don't get it. It makes me sad.

"Stay golden, Ponyboy."

 

[GrimmjowPantera]

"Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me!"

from the same FILM

Guy1: If I were you, I would run.
Guy2: If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.

i'll be goshdarned if anyone gets this.

 

[Hazy]

"What the hell does moe~ mean?"

Wiibros, you should know this!