Most obscure reference contest

[Furbyz]

"M-O-O-N, that spells Escapist!"

God I've answered so many rapid fire :/ The Stand. Tom Cullem(n?) said it because it was all he could spell apparently but damn it if that isn't a versatile combination of letters.

 

[Furbyz]

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way."

Pink Floyd

Indeed. Which song though?

Gahhhh I wanna say Breathe

 

[Nailz]

Hi, I'm Philip Glass. Hi, I'm Philip Glass. Hi, I'm Philip Glass. Hi, I'm Philip Glass.

 

[Mushroom 118i]

"Counting fools in the morbid shell"

 

[EHKOS]

When you buy a couch you always think "Ok, I have a couch, now no matter what happens I have that couch problem solved."

 

[DJDarque]

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way."

Pink Floyd

Indeed. Which song though?

Gahhhh I wanna say Breathe

So close! You have the right album, though.

 

[Original Bubs]

Okay, time to pull some webcomic quotes out of my head.

Each number is a different source.

1. "Well, we filled up Dr. Angry's Fortress of Rage with balloons. To cheer him up. But it just made him kill Derek. I feel kinda bad because Derek was against the idea from the beginning."

"If that is your reaction to bagels, the future will not be a very pleasant place for you."

"I am a really sad man." "With a jar of elephant blood?" "Yes, with a jar of elephant's blood."

2."My only regret was not having had more soda."

"Hi honey, how was work today?" "Pretty good. I killed the Skeleton King."

3."You forgot your katana!" "How would I have crossed the road without it!"

4."I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I stick to a glass or two. Any more and I feel sick."

"Maybe there is a god, but he's a real art lover."

Yeah, those are some nice, guessable quotes.

 

[Original Bubs]

Two camels in a tiny car.

Equals 3 quote, can't remember which episode.

That phrase has never lost me an argument.

 

[CHIMP MAGNET]

"I would say the cavalry has arrived, but I've never seen a line of horses crash into the battlefield from outer space before!"

 

[Furbyz]

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way."

Pink Floyd

Indeed. Which song though?

Gahhhh I wanna say Breathe

So close! You have the right album, though.

Can I give you some of the other lyrics because I just can't remember the name of the song. I'm pretty sure it's right after Breathe on Dark Side of the Moon.

"And you run and you run
to catch up with the sun
but it's sinking

Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way but your older.
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long. And there is time to kill today
Then one day you find, 10 years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun"

Ya know what now I'm not even sure if that's the right song but I'm to proud to go listen or look.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Listen im a politicin so that means when im not kissing babys im stealin their lolypops

Be careful some things in here dont react to well to bullets, Yea i dont react well to bullets

Whats your name? Lt asshole sir! I knew it im surrounded by assholes!

Time to stab it up stabby style

Cajun style!

(couldnt decide what one i liked the best)

 

[Woodsey]

"Never fuck a badger."

 

[Atmos Duality]

Well, not a joke but..

In games, if I get to name a ship (space, sail, mundane, airship, etc) my primary ship/Flagship will be called the "Milia Crow".

It is a combination of references to two separate(and unrelated) games. What games being referenced?

If you can figure this out, you are probably spying on me. No other rational explanation would exist.

 

[SnipErlite]

"*When talking to two lesbians* Come back to my flat, and I'll cure you!"

And "Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs with a comb, from a shoe!"

Two separate comedy series...

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Seeing as no-one has guessed(or noticed, most likely) my first post yet...

"This is how you get your kicks, isn't it? Risking your life to prove you're clever?"

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Pipirupirupirupipirupi!
Any guesses?

Kanon? It's the only thing that comes to mind where anything at all was named "Piru" (or similar) and spammed like that xD

These aren't too obscure, but it's the first thing I though of.

"Is that a MP5? Ooohhh, it is! Now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute!"
"At least this shotgun won't deceive me. It's filled with pellets, not lies!"

They are both from the same series.

Freemans Mind I believe?

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"I'm terrible." hint: It's from an anime. I'll give you a freakin' medal for guessing this one! >=D

 

[Gothtasical]

"19 + 4 that means I score"
Kudos to those who remember

 

[Furbyz]

"Theres a hole in the world like a great black pit and the people inside are full of sh!t, its morals arnt worth what a pig would spit and it goes by the name of ..."

also

"my my, here come the fuzz"

London. It's from Sweeny Todd. Don't know the second one

 

[APSunder]

It took me a while to find this on the internet, cuz it's from t.v., but

"She was watermeloning ALL OVER the bannanin' place with that starfruit of hers."
"Your grapefruit."

If you know what all the fruits mean...it's the funniest thing you've ever heard because none of them are something you might expect.

 

[Furbyz]

"19 + 4 that means I score"
Kudos to those who remember

Unforgotten Realms of course.