Avatar:
and no i wont use pocahauntus, dances with wolves, ferngully, atlantis, the exodus, heart of darkness, ect as an argument...because thats not why this is my most hated movie.
The plot as derivative as it was for 15 years carries why too much convenience and simplicity.
example; The Navi being in perfect harmony with nature? bullshit, not even the native Americans loved nature so much they would refuse a clean water filter...or guns (seriously.
The simplicity of the military got on my nerves, the 'evil corporation' was painful to consider because of how little motivation it had. Speaking of motivation, the unobtainium (to the films credit it IS a scientific term used for unnamed objects that are hard to come by) was given little to no explanation, and for every one about to say "superconductor", it was not in the original cut of the film. thats the one i watched and if they wont bother adding valid info during the first release...fuck em.
On top of that the plot was really easy to call, WHO DIDNT SEE THE GIANT FLYING DINOSAUR PLOT POINT COMING?! no on, because it was introduced so bluntly it felt like a damn brick.
speaking of un-subtle "Fight Terror with terror?" yeah that topical line may have made better sense if it was actually written in the proper context to where you could call both sides terrorist, but no...it wasn't
The Acting:
mediocre and unconvincing except for Weaver's character. NEXT!!!
The characters:
Jake Sulley is a selfish bastard, not only is he unnecessary, seriously why couldn't his brother do all of this? because he was a scientist? No i'll tell you why, because what do you get when you have a crippled guy whose brother died? INSTANT HEART STRING PULL!!! but here i go...what motivation does he have to help the Navi?....Sex?...is...is that it? doing the right thing but risking court martial and a treason charge for going against superiors? yeah, i don't think you can love someone in 3 months quickly enough for that bullshit. If the Navi were the bugs from district 9 he'd have them nuked by now. (p.s. district 9 is actually really good...if not also a little derivative...but well executed)
The Navi lady:
BLAAAAAANNNNDD!!!!! No personality and no motivation for boneing jake.
let me show you something; she about kills jake then stops when she discovers he "has a strong heart" *pukes*, teaches him for 3 months, has an affair with him (forgot about her other lover didnt you?), then when he lets a cat out of the bag he's working with the humans (fucking durr!!) she HAS HIM READY TO BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED!!! fucking one dimensional *****! understanding peaceful race my ass!
the bad guys:
somehow i like them more because they have motivation, character (as over the top it was) and they werent fucking hypocrites! they knew what they wanted and they went for it and they KEPT THOUSANDS EMPLOYED!!!! ever think about that? how about the people whos live depends on this company in an economic crisis they keep telling us about? oH! i'm sorry, we have to help the un innovative Navi worship a fucking tree!!
the science:
ok let me point this out for anyone writing sci fi.
if its not in our galaxy it's ok to go into science fantasy no trouble.(star wars)
if its really close (500 years in the future of this earth) your in SCI FI (star trek, halo, half life)
when in science fantasy in earth future, you can't half ass explain it, you explain it or break it. by break it, i mean establish that regular science has no ground or basis. which this doesn't.
Avatar is 150 years in the future and lays down science work....and doesn't explain. why? because plot holes come up!
the Avatars couldnt exist in actuality because the Navi may not share our chromosomes, genetic minerals, or even be carbon based, after all their planet...er MOON (thats right Pandora is a moon which brings up how it can constantly sustain a tropical climate and not freeze every other month.)also could they not do that with a dog? or another animal for science on earth?
the mountains...oh those mountains...even if it WAS superconductors, im not sure if they cause that.....ever....especially since they had FUCKING WATER FALLS!!!! and dont say "oh their was rain!" HOW MUCH FUCKING RAIN?!?! those mountain weren't THAT big! look, i love a good fantasy...but if its science based fiction set in a relatively near future...EXPLAIN!!!!
the releases:
this movie.....had FIVE releases in one year...James, you PROOVED you can top george lucas in being a whore...george only re released his stuff ONCE!!!
i also want to talk about the fact it was a money scheme and how it's offensive to tribal people (saying they live like they do because they dont WANT help...right...thats why American Indians own casinos) the basic plot holes and the factual errors it implys, the step in the wrong direction with excessive cgi and 3d, the claiming to be innovative even though it was done years ago....but i need some prozac...alot of prozac.
fuck this movie...fuck it all the way to hell.
so i leave this link to a funny man you doesn't hate this movie as much as I but still see's how underhanded it is:
http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/other-movies/avatar/
p.s. the best visuals were in the 1940 film, Fantasia...absolutely beautiful hand drawn images.