The most funny label (though it was more of a sign) I saw so far was "We DO NOT have firecrackers! Yes, AT ALL!" on the door of some shop during Xmas sales. Kids, though, just kept asking ))
Most pointless warning label
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i suddenly understand that joke about
"we don't have to attack USA, we only need to remove all the safety labels and watch everyone die" xD
but hey I am a swede and i haven't really seen any funny labels...with the possible exception of an imported or misspelled one :/
"we don't have to attack USA, we only need to remove all the safety labels and watch everyone die" xD
but hey I am a swede and i haven't really seen any funny labels...with the possible exception of an imported or misspelled one :/
I once saw a sign that said 'WARNING: May Contain Milk' on a milk carton.
why it would contain anything else is up to you.
why it would contain anything else is up to you.
On my oh so tasty peanut butter waffer sticks...
WARNING, MAY CONTAIN NUTS
Also saw this on a peanut butter jar once...
On some juggling balls.
WARNING: This set may contian small granules under 3mm that can be a choking hazard. Users in Europe should be over 14 years of age, 8 in the US.
Blow Dryer.
WARNING: Do not use while sleeping
Iron.
WARNING: Never iron clothes ON body
Toliet Cleaner:
WARNING: This product is safe to use around pets and children however neither are advised to drink out of toliet.
Christmas Lights:
WARNING: For indoor and outdoor use ONLY
WARNING, MAY CONTAIN NUTS
Also saw this on a peanut butter jar once...
On some juggling balls.
WARNING: This set may contian small granules under 3mm that can be a choking hazard. Users in Europe should be over 14 years of age, 8 in the US.
Blow Dryer.
WARNING: Do not use while sleeping
Iron.
WARNING: Never iron clothes ON body
Toliet Cleaner:
WARNING: This product is safe to use around pets and children however neither are advised to drink out of toliet.
Christmas Lights:
WARNING: For indoor and outdoor use ONLY
This may just be an Urban Legend, but apparently on some US Army Barracks notice boards there are signs that say things like:
"Remember, when the pin is pulled Mr. Grenade is not our friend!"
Like Vaynes says, warning labels that say: "Warning: Contains mild Fantasy Violence"
I mean come on! That's why we're watching the damn thing!
"Remember, when the pin is pulled Mr. Grenade is not our friend!"
Like Vaynes says, warning labels that say: "Warning: Contains mild Fantasy Violence"
I mean come on! That's why we're watching the damn thing!
It's a corporate world we live in, children. It isn't pointless if it keeps even one person from filing a lawsuit.
Nothing goes without saying anymore. And even when something does, people feel compelled to state obvious fact anyway. Deal with it.
Nothing goes without saying anymore. And even when something does, people feel compelled to state obvious fact anyway. Deal with it.
Exactly. That's where the Coffee "Warning Contents are Hot" warning came from because of the idiot who shoved a cup from McD's between their legs and it split in their lap. So we either have to put up with the dumbasses who sue because they are too stupid to have an ounce of common sense, or we get warning labels that are so obvious we have to wonder if it's worth procreating out of fear our children will inherent the "stupid gene".Lord Krunk said:
Did you know that there was an American man who bought a lawn mower, and while he was using it, had a heart attack in his backyard. He later sued the hardware store, on the basis that they didn't warn him that he was too fat to be mowing lawns.Orlana said:
Thing is, if they said that, he would sue for discrimination.
Anyway, he won. WTF happened there?
There was another time when a (American, again...) woman was driving, but then switched on cruise control, got a magazine and sat in the back seat, reading it.
After the inevitable crash, she sued the car company for not warning her that Cruise Control did not drive your car for you.
She won...
