I love all the people who think 5 Euros or a pizza fit the requirements of this thread. I'm cheap too, so I suppose I can sympathize.
I spent ~1100USD on a high end gaming laptop from a company that I had admired, that had gotten great reviews from several reputable sources. A couple months later, the problems started rolling in. I cone to find out that everyone has these problems and it's not 100% supported by the company, and I have to spend 6 hours of my life to get my computer to where it only randomly dies every hour or so. I'm not thrilled with that choice.