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[Woodsey]

"Just been described as autistic. thanks mum!"

 

[Soxafloppin]

"15 hour shift, I am a beast".

From wednesday night.

 

[reg42]

"Quick, name the cheesiest song you can think of. I needs more cheesey music."

 

[latenightapplepie]

John Smith (not my real name) "has recently discovered that Richard Gere's middle name is Tiffany. You're welcome."

I'm quite proud of that one.

 

[Karlaxx]

I haven't eaten in 17 hours, but I'm not hungry! Do you want to know why? Because when I last ate, I feasted on MEATZA! MEATZA is like PIZZA except the CRUST is made of MEEEEAAAAT.

 

[similar.squirrel]

30 Day Song Challenge, because I'm a sheep.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Can't sleep. Kyubey will eat me.

 

[Palademon]

Me proclaiming how april fools day seems to be 3D webcomic day, and me showing a screenshot of the Duke Nukem Forever delay trailer with me commenting:
"So yeah, coming 4 days after it's international release.
Wait, what?"

 

[Hunter15]

On The 10th Day till Mortal Kombat my fighter gave to me
12 Impaled bodies
11 Skeletons in acid
10 spikey ceilings

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I have NEVER updated my Facebook. All my friends on it are annoying and have no intelligence whatsoever. All the updates consist of parties I'm not invited to. I prefer twitter, since none of them know it.

EDIT: Re-read this and I seem like a butt-hurt ass. Still, hard not to be.

My last Twitter update? That I didn't screw up as bad as I thought in Heavy Rain. Simple.

Calumon: Jack says that Facebook is for people, which is mean!

 

[viking97]

last update:

O o
/¯/____________________
| TASTE MAH LAZAH
\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

(nobody got it D; )

 

[Blueruler182]

"I just killed a wasp the manly way. With a steel-toed-boot from across the room."

 

[dex-dex]

if it is a status than it is:
They say that criminals always return to the scene of the crime, which is probably the reason why there are so many Australians in Britain.

I need to stop watching mock of the week.

 

[Soluncreed]

(insert my name here) went from being "in a relationship" to "single."

 

[Sticky Squid]

If cheese people ruled the world I for one would worship our colour changing leaders.

Yeah...

 

[Naeras]

"Why. the hell. do people have to scorch their popcorn at 3 AM?"

 

[Link_to_Future]

Yikes its been a while since I updated my status. I've posted a lot of links lately but no interesting status changes.

"In the future we shall challenge the challenging challenges." -Me, attempting to ad lib an interesting closer for a speech

Hehe...

 

[hotacidbath]

"Breakfast party? BREAKFAST PARTY!"

A few friends came over this morning and we had a breakfast making extravaganza.

 

[ViviFFIX]

expects to be getting a schmoigal on his next birthday!

 

[Harry Mason]

*Looks at clock*
"Oh, How nice. It's only eight thirty!"
*Eats sandwich while playing Minecraft*
*Looks at clock*
"WHAT THE CYCLOPS TESTICLES? IT'S THREE THIRTY IN THE MORNING?!"