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Karma168

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Nov 7, 2010
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Me Scotland, I Freedom!

Yeah, I shouldn't be allowed to drink and watch braveheart :/
 

04whim

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Apr 16, 2009
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Well, not including an incident of frape, a relationship update (i'm sad enough to do a facebook marriage) and one that was just saying not to click on one of those stupid chat things that sends the message to everyone online-

"USA lost many lives on 9-11-01
Now, Japan has lost more lives on 3-10-11
Add the 2 dates together and you'll get 12-21-12"

... Fuck off -_-
 

Kinaori

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Mar 26, 2011
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I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there an evolutionary reason as to why?
 

Amberella

Super Sailor Moon
Jan 23, 2010
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Lol at Sam throwing pokeballs at me trying to catch me. xD

Most recent status.
 

WolfThomas

Man must have a code.
Dec 21, 2007
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Mine was "Whose got two thumbs and just delivered a baby? This Guy! (indicates self with thumbs)"

Because I had just delievered a baby, crazy day.
 

Kwaren

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Jul 10, 2009
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Here was my last one.

"Here's some advice to minivan drivers: Don't try to race, you look silly trying and people will laugh at you for it."
 

Brutal Peanut

This is so freakin aweso-BLARGH!
Oct 15, 2010
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"A big raven landed on the roof of the house across the street and the House Finches went nuts. They preceded to dive-bomb the hell out of him from the tree tops until he left. They also followed the raven a short distance afterwords. Sheesh."

Yes,....it's all about birds. lol
 

Gurk

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Sep 7, 2010
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'is now a red head. Looks pretty great, actually.'

Oh wow, of course it'd have to be the one that makes me appear to be a conceited whore.
 

Blemontea

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5 seconds ago
"Im making a new facebook status talking about the Escapist, to go brag about it on the Escapist. its an endless cycle."
 

bl4ckh4wk64

Walking Mass Effect Codex
Jun 11, 2010
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Last post was some video about the Beretta ARX-160, comment saying that I wished they would release it to the general public. And then there was the Wrex, Shepherd thing I was doing with a friend a couple days ago.
 

Nexoram

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Aug 6, 2010
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My last update is : "Jenna Rose makes Rebbecca Black sound like a good singer. Rebecca Black makes Justin Bieber's songs look like lyrical masterpieces. Justin Bieber is... oh dear." and I only just updated it 2 minutes ago. Don't take the wrong impression, the last update before that was a week ago.
 

Trogdor1138

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May 28, 2010
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"Finally got around to Batman: Under the Red Hood. Recommending it to anybody who wants to see a fantastic Batman movie that more should be like. It touches on everything that makes the franchise awesome."

Yeah, it was that good.
 

Dango

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I haven't posted any facebook statuses, this is the last thing I posted on my own wall though: