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BOX oDAVE

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after i heard how great kingdom hearts was from my friends i played it, but then realizing that the plot of the story completely retarded and after i went on my kingdom hearts indused rampage that got me thinking, are there even more retarded plots than this?
 

Bigeyez

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Most videogame plots are retarded when you actually sit down and analyze them. =)
 

Andy_Panthro

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A lot of game plots are really basic, or would be laughed out of a film studio.

In general, gamers will put up with terrible plots if the game itself is compelling or fun enough.
 

Zukonub

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BOX oDAVE said:
after i heard how great kingdom hearts was from my friends i played it, but then realizing that the plot of the story completely retarded and after i went on my kingdom hearts indused rampage that got me thinking, are there even more retarded plots than this?
The cosmology of the universe described in Kingdom Hearts is probably quite challenging to understand, as it is never explicitly revealed. I could go on a rant defending why it's not retarded, but I can't be fucked.
Oh, and Rugrats: Search For Reptar probably takes the cake.
 

shwnbob

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First off Kingdom Hearts has a very good plot it's just hard to follow but that's aside the point the worse game plot I've seen has been chibi robo.
 

Fireproof217

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The Metal Gear Solid Franchise after the first one (so from Sons of Liberty on) is either one of the best game plots ever or the worst, and my opinion changes on that pretty regularly.
 

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Half Life.
Metal Gear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8
 

Kellerb

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world of warcraft. please explain why the alliance haven't taken Gnomeregon yet ^^
 

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Don't play Jet Grind Radio if you want a plot that reveals itself right away. It's a game that you have to think about to really understand how deep it is. But if you don't, it just seems like alot of Skating and Techno/Funk music.
 

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Zukonub said:
BOX oDAVE said:
after i heard how great kingdom hearts was from my friends i played it, but then realizing that the plot of the story completely retarded and after i went on my kingdom hearts indused rampage that got me thinking, are there even more retarded plots than this?
The cosmology of the universe described in Kingdom Hearts is probably quite challenging to understand, as it is never explicitly revealed. I could go on a rant defending why it's not retarded, but I can't be fucked.
Oh, and Rugrats: Search For Reptar probably takes the cake.
that game had a plot? it was a random series of quests until you completed a puzzle of the titular dinosaur, and then got to play as him, correct?


Anyway, G.O.W. 2. now i shouldn't be expecting an pulitzer prize winner here, but "THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!!!111!"
 

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Now, normally, I think "/thread"-type posts are annoying, but once I say, "Link's Awakening" and the fact that the whole thing was just a dream, well... That has to be at least one of the worst. At least it was a fun game.
Also, OP, I suggest using the search bar before making a new thread; repeat threads have a negative stigma around here.
Also, when making threads about a certain aspect of the game, don't ask, "what is the most *relative term here* game?" Ask, "Which game do you think is the most *relative term here*". It avoids the inevitable trolling aspect that comes with asking a group to make a decision on something inconcrete.
With that out of the way, welcome to the Escapist, Box oDave!

Edit: Based on the technical term of retardation, (slow), I'd say this: Sconic Labrynth. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Labyrinth]
When you put slow down shoes on a character known for his speed... Well, its technically the most retarded game in the series.
 

SquirrelPants

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Erana said:
Now, normally, I think "/thread"-type posts are annoying, but once I say, "Link's Awakening" and the fact that the whole thing was just a dream, well... That has to be at least one of the worst. At least it was a fun game.
Also, OP, I suggest using the search bar before making a new thread; repeat threads have a negative stigma around here.
Also, when making threads about a certain aspect of the game, don't ask, "what is the most *relative term here* game?" Ask, "Which game do you think is the most *relative term here*". It avoids the inevitable trolling aspect that comes with asking a group to make a decision on something inconcrete.
With that out of the way, welcome to the Escapist, Box oDave!
All of that, and also don't use 'retarded' as an insult. It is rather rude, and is frowned upon by most people, not just on this site.

Anyway.

I liked Kingdom Hearts. Apart from the fact that you suddenly meet up with Disney characters(which was cool, but very strange), it had a pretty compelling and interesting plot. I would almost go so far as to call it original, because although it's got the basic "save the world/universe/multiverse/etc." sort of plot, it did it so well, and with so many fine details and things going on at once, that it didn't SEEM like the same ol' same ol'.

Silliest plot, though...

OH!
Guitar Hero 3. You start a band, get a contract, get popular, then your manager is being a dick about where you'll preform, so you say no. The manager turns out to be the devil, so you have a guitar battle in hell.

EDIT: Also, the contract says "P.S. YOUR SOULS ARE MINE"