Most retarded thing you ever did

[WaysideMaze]

I zoned out and forgot I was in the bath with someone else.

I farted.

I laughed.

I then remembered I wasn't alone.

That is brilliant.

I was a complete screw up as a kid, so too many to count.

I once found a sharp piece of glass whilst drunk and decided to use my blood as facepaint. went well.

 

[SuperCombustion]

Oh ok, I get it... kinda

 

[Xerosch]

I was holding a glas, a friend threw me another one and I catched it... there was a glas explosion, my hand was covered in blood, I laughed out of shock and immediatly vomited over the pizza we were about to eat.

All of that happended with such speed that noone realized what had happened until the food was ruined.

 

[Mr. Google]

1. Jumped off my bunk bed.

2. Almost kill myself while tube sledding.

3. Forgotten I had hands...

I would love to have you elaborate on number 2 and 3

 

[SuperCombustion]

1. Jumped off my bunk bed.

2. Almost kill myself while tube sledding.

3. Forgotten I had hands...

I would love to have you elaborate on number 2 and 3

especially 3

 

[Lucifron]

Lolled around on the Escapist's forums when I really should be studying instead.

Dammit.

 

[Palademon]

Your mum! buh-dum-tsh

JK, I got three of my fingers trapped in a car door.

 

[Mr. Google]

1. Jumped off my bunk bed.

2. Almost kill myself while tube sledding.

3. Forgotten I had hands...

I would love to have you elaborate on number 2 and 3

especially 3

Yes mostly number 3...Like ive never woken up and tried like kicking down my door because i forgot that i had hands to turn a door knob

 

[SuperCombustion]

1. Jumped off my bunk bed.

2. Almost kill myself while tube sledding.

3. Forgotten I had hands...

I would love to have you elaborate on number 2 and 3

especially 3

Yes mostly number 3...Like ive never woken up and tried like kicking down my door because i forgot that i had hands to turn a door knob

I've never woken up and tried to do a handstand because I thought I didn't have legs...

 

[Zorg Machine]

I was skateboarding in the kitchen while cooking pasta.
No, I'm not good at skateboarding.
Yes, I went to the hospital for severe burns.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I was exposed to sexual things at a young age,and I had no social skills or idea of what i should and shouldn't do.
when I was 5 I told the mother of a girl I liked that when I was older she was going to give me a blow job (The girl).
That was actually painful to write.Please,no oen tell me how stupid this is,I already know.

 

[Enigmers]

I snorted pepper once, thinking I'd sneeze comically a few times, look hilarious, and get on with my day.

I felt like shit for at least an hour. I do not recommend it one bit.

 

[SuperCombustion]

My... aquaintance snorted chilli powder once. Don't quote me on this, but I think thats worse

 

[Nazz3]

My... aquaintance snorted chilli powder once. Don't quote me on this, but I think thats worse

That reminds me, I once stuffed my nose full of pepper powder when I was young, since I thought it would make you sneeze, like in cartoons

A hour later, I was still digging them out.

 

[WaysideMaze]

My... aquaintance snorted chilli powder once. Don't quote me on this, but I think thats worse

My brother and his mate once snorted jack daniels when drunk. No idea what they thought would happen...

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

Snorted Salt a few years back.

Oh, and when I was about six, I was jumping around on the couch. I fell and sprained my neck, it was mortifying. But you can bet I never jumped around on the couch again.

 

[Feste the Jester]

I learned about the middle finger at a summer camp when I was like 6-7. I didn't quite get what it meant, so I started flipping everything around me off when I got home. This was followed by some horrid screams from my mom about what I was learning at this summer camp.

 

[noble cookie]

When i was about 10, i was looking for my school trousers, couldn't find them...


Turns out i was wearing them, and didn't realise for about 20 minutes.

-_-

Edit after seeing the post above: One day when i was around 10 years old also, my friend told me about a certain rude word, except i didn't know it was rude.
One day i was picked up from school by my dad.

I waved to my friend shouting "Bye! See you tomorrow twat!"

....yep, then my dad told me it was rude. I shouted that in front of all the parents and their kids.

 

[Deguasser]

probably today, sitting in french class, I was speaking french, girl next to me corrected me, i looked at her, screamed "*****, you shouldn't correct me unless it's about making sandwiches."

 

[Ryuo]

I spent the better part of an hour one morning looking for my glasses....I was wearing them...I felt SO embarrassed, even though no one saw me.