Most retarded thing you ever did

[CaptainAverage]

When I was 14, i fucked about in a car park on the top floor, and jumped around on the roof of a cafe with my mates, and broke the roof through, and started throwing argos catalogues off of the roof. We got approached by security guards, but we ran away and thank god didn't get caught. My mate and I were in a shoe shop, and i decided it would be funny to put on some shoes, and walk out of the store without paying. Thank god i didn't get caught. Bought some weed, and when i smoked it for the first time with some friends, and i woke up with no memory of what happened in the middle of a field at 4:30 am, damn my parents were pissed.

Thats about it.

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

Probably drinking so much tequila last night...

 

[Iron_will]

I leaped off the second story in school. That... didn't turn out so well...

 

[Romidude]

Had a anthropomorphic character as my Steam avatar, A friend from my school joined Steam and I never hear the end of it, It was once spread around at a Football game.

 

[gjkdioepppp]

wiped my ass with rubbing alcohol on a tissue once. No joke. oops.

My brothers tricked me into doing this.
But, the most retarded thing i've done is given myself a concussion when i was putting pants on.

 

[SuperCombustion]

Had a anthropomorphic character as my Steam avatar, A friend from my school joined Steam and I never hear the end of it, It was once spread around at a Football game.

woo! fellow furry!

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I was about to go through a doorway that had a step leading up to it, when my buddy said something to me.

I turn to respond and walk into the right hand door frame. I turn back to the door clutching the back of my head and swearing liberally, then proceed to walk into the left hand side with the top of my head.

After I recover from this, I fall over the step.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well there was the time when I decided I needed to adjust a burning log for a fire with my bare hands. I wasn't burnt too bad thankfully, but I probably should have thought all that through a little more.

Most of the time I do something stupid is when I'm tired or my mind is completely distracted with something else, but I still insist on multitasking. Nothing really dramatic, but they happen every so often.

 

[SuperCombustion]

Somebody once posted a video of BrokenCYDE (have I got the capitalisation right?) up on here.


I pressed play.

I don't get it....... elaborate please

 

[R4ptur3]

Ran into a fence full speed, blindfold on, dark, middle of the park with one of my friends. had to spin round 20 times before running.

Was fun. =D

 

[Phoenix09215]

Well once when I was at my mates house. I woke up at six in the morning (we went to bed at 5) and I somehow lost my pillow. I thought I saw this big yoshi teddy he has at the end of his bed. Thought it would make a good pillow... It was actually my friend. And considering I tried to move him closer to my head and then by lying face first in his crotch, well, it was awkward -.-

 

[WaysideMaze]

Somebody once posted a video of BrokenCYDE (have I got the capitalisation right?) up on here.


I pressed play.

I'd have been more embarassed if I was the person who posted it.
Unless they're trollin.

 

[PureChaos]

i was playing Mario Kart: Double Dash with a friend and i'd finished and was waiting for him. the light on my GameCube was on and i said to my friend 'why is my GameCube on?' and got up to turn it off. as i reached for the 'off' button, i realized i'd been a retard. my friend didn't let me live that down for a while.

 

[WaysideMaze]

Somebody once posted a video of BrokenCYDE (have I got the capitalisation right?) up on here.


I pressed play.

I don't get it....... elaborate please

Type Brokencyde into youtube. Watch a video.

Alternatively don't. It'll be better for your sanity.

 

[Stevo_s]

Well I decided to change my user-name on this site being horrible at typing and using a tiny keyboard I accidentally pressed enter before i could finish typing my new user-name so yup.

 

[NLS]

Not drying my hand after washing it, and before getting something from the freezer. My hand got frozen stuck and it was a pain in the ass to get it free again.
Oh and also; falling out of the bed after sex once.

 

[Sinisterspider]

It was an icy day and my hands were cold so i put my hands in the wrist end of the opposite sleeves. Promptly fell on my face.

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

Getting really pissed and telling a girl that i loved her, multiple times, felt really retarded after that

 

[wolfapocalypse]

I was at a friends house when we decided to go on a bike ride. In order to get to his house you have go up a huge steep hill that has a road on it. Me being the smart sensible person I am, I decided to ride down it. On a bike. Without any protection at all. And the brakes on the bike were broken. The result was me losing control and falling off the bike at a high speed and tumbling down the steep road. It was easily the most painful moment in my life so far.

 

[Beat14]

Not the most retarded thing, but it is the only one that jumps out at me atm. Skateboarding whilst drunk at 6 in the morning, I had a pain in my wrist for about 2 and a half months. Good time though.