Most retarded thing you ever did
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HOW! O_ODango said:
OT: Urm, well it's like a constant thing... you can shout and shout...but if im concentrating it's REALLY hard to hear people
And i remember noticing some ice on the School Yard...and i said to myself "I wont slip over...I'm fine"
Groups of people +Falling over = Embarrassed...
Huh, happy list
1. getting electrocuted
2. stabbing my own eye proper, almost went blind on that eye
3. bike fails, particularly the one where i hit a tree with my head and almost passed out
4. almost getting hit by a speeding train, missed by about five inches
5. slamming a glass door on my sister's face (I was about 3) - ouch. (she still has a small scar on her forehead)
6. setting fire to the bathroom. we do not even have anything fucking flammable there! (did manage to put it out rather quickly)
Etc, you get the idea.
1. getting electrocuted
2. stabbing my own eye proper, almost went blind on that eye
3. bike fails, particularly the one where i hit a tree with my head and almost passed out
4. almost getting hit by a speeding train, missed by about five inches
5. slamming a glass door on my sister's face (I was about 3) - ouch. (she still has a small scar on her forehead)
6. setting fire to the bathroom. we do not even have anything fucking flammable there! (did manage to put it out rather quickly)
Etc, you get the idea.
Without being drunk or stoned (extremely sleepy though, it was an all-night RPG session), I managed to put an electric kettle (made of plastic) on fire to boil the water. Yeah.
Best part? I had troubles turning on the gas and fire it in the cooker, so my friend comes in to the kitchen and asks what am I doing. My answer - 'Oh, I want fire up this thing' while pointing at the plastic kettle. His reaction? 'Oh, okay'.
Thank goodness, my other friend managed to stay sharp at 5 AM and turned of the gas before the kettle melt completely.
My friends still like to tell that story whenever we meet someone new, and they tell it with extra spicy (read 'fake and even dumber') details if that said new person is a girl. I guess, I deserved it
Best part? I had troubles turning on the gas and fire it in the cooker, so my friend comes in to the kitchen and asks what am I doing. My answer - 'Oh, I want fire up this thing' while pointing at the plastic kettle. His reaction? 'Oh, okay'.
Thank goodness, my other friend managed to stay sharp at 5 AM and turned of the gas before the kettle melt completely.
My friends still like to tell that story whenever we meet someone new, and they tell it with extra spicy (read 'fake and even dumber') details if that said new person is a girl. I guess, I deserved it
My granny does that... on purpose!! OT someone was giving my mate a hard time so i punched him. unfortunatley i hit his hip and my hand was swollen for 2 weeks the guy just laughed.Best of the 3 said:
EDIT: maybe the time i called a friend dad in front of everyone.
So did it work out with this girlSir Strange Of The House Lycan said:
OT: I gave TF2 a try. Okay for real this time, I once grabbed someone's shirt as they were running around and went right into the corner of some furniture, nearly splitting my forehead in half. It wouldn't have been so dumb if the there wasn't so much furniture to hit in that room.
A few years ago after quite a few drinks of jungle juice(Everclear, Hawaiian Punch and Sprite) I lit my forearm on fire with the afore mentioned everclear, then attempted to stomp it out with my own Doc Marten clad feet...
We rarely speak.archvile93 said:So did it work out with this girlSir Strange Of The House Lycan said:
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Fall for a Jehovah's Witness >_>
No, the stupidest thing I've ever done was when I was about 3 years old. Waddling along in the kitchen, look up at the shelf, see a cup. That's an interesting cup, I innocently think, I better see what's in it. So I reach up, and topple the cup to see what was in it.
What was in it was scolding hot coffee which immediately went all over my arm. Stupid me is not scalded, burnt me. I managed to escape with a third degree burn all over my arm, and luckily the scar has completely faded over the years, but this is still a cringe worthy story in my family.
No, the stupidest thing I've ever done was when I was about 3 years old. Waddling along in the kitchen, look up at the shelf, see a cup. That's an interesting cup, I innocently think, I better see what's in it. So I reach up, and topple the cup to see what was in it.
What was in it was scolding hot coffee which immediately went all over my arm. Stupid me is not scalded, burnt me. I managed to escape with a third degree burn all over my arm, and luckily the scar has completely faded over the years, but this is still a cringe worthy story in my family.
i know my brother once threw a stone in the air and watched it come down and hit himself in the forehead.
i also accidentily let my anti virus delete some files that were infected. thing is though is that most of those files were in my system 32 folder. afterwards windows automatic updates rescued me by being useful for once and saying about redownloading missing files in my system 32
i also accidentily let my anti virus delete some files that were infected. thing is though is that most of those files were in my system 32 folder. afterwards windows automatic updates rescued me by being useful for once and saying about redownloading missing files in my system 32
My real life retarded moments are boring, but I played the ENTIRETY of MGS3 thinking Naked Snake was Solid Snake. Palmed the shit out of my face when I figured it out at the end credits.
1: Asked what "rape" meant in the middle of a 5th grade class.
2: I was driving in may car, I saw a cop, I made sure I had my wallet (were I keep my license) only to find out that my wallet wasnt the thing in my pocket........it was my tv remote. Really?! Was I in that much of a hurry I accidently grabbed the TV remote and put in my pocket instead of my wallet?!
2: I was driving in may car, I saw a cop, I made sure I had my wallet (were I keep my license) only to find out that my wallet wasnt the thing in my pocket........it was my tv remote. Really?! Was I in that much of a hurry I accidently grabbed the TV remote and put in my pocket instead of my wallet?!