Most retarded thing you ever did

[Jesper Lassen]

tryed to make a 360 spin(for showoff) on a little icy hill, i fell, and smashed my head down in the ice lost 2 of my front teeth

 

[crunchieman]

Just ask my ex-wife. He he he.

Although really it would have to be me and my friends rock catching game; You find a rock about the size of your fist, then you have to throw it as high as you can in the air and then you have to catch it. If you don't catch it you lose.
I broke my wrist.

 

[postzit]

i have cracked my head open three times i think one just might be re opening the wound

once and the first time was running into a side of a door following my dog second time fell off a bunk bed backwards onto a metal under the bed and the third time was dropping n iron on my head, each of these was when i was three to to finish it off one of those times when my mum had to pick up my brother and sister when i was in the car i reopened the stitches with my hands yep eww

 

[Jeremy Skitz]

I went out drinking not long ago, and I am not sure what happened but I woke up squished into a tube with my band, I assume I did something idiotic or... doesnt bare thinking about

 

[spartan1077]

Didn't want to ask a girl out yet, so I asked to her to meet me at a all night movie thing with the intention of asking her out there. Had it all planned out then checked my facebook and saw...she's in a relationship. Not as stupid if I didn't check but good thing I did.

 

[Mechsoap]

aaaaah... so many to choose from

1: said to a girl she was masculine
2: fell over myself
3: ran into a glass door and broke it
4: broke my hand with a pencil
5: broke my leg from that tree
6: broke my jaw by foolishly forgetting teeth protectors
7: drank so much water i puked in the middle of the classroom

How are you still alive?

smooth talking and pain resistance....and running

 

[Professor James]

I was exposed to sexual things at a young age,and I had no social skills or idea of what i should and shouldn't do.
when I was 5 I told the mother of a girl I liked that when I was older she was going to give me a blow job (The girl).
That was actually painful to write.Please,no oen tell me how stupid this is,I already know.

Out of curiosity how did the mother (and girl) react after you told them this

 

[Matt-the-twat]

Made a passing your mum joke to one of my mates friends just to break the ice a bit... I found out a few days later that his mum was actually dead. Felt so ashamed.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I was exposed to sexual things at a young age,and I had no social skills or idea of what i should and shouldn't do.
when I was 5 I told the mother of a girl I liked that when I was older she was going to give me a blow job (The girl).
That was actually painful to write.Please,no oen tell me how stupid this is,I already know.

Out of curiosity how did the mother (and girl) react after you told them this

The mother became shocked but laughed shortly after,the girl basically faceplamed.

 

[Corjha]

When I was 5 I threw a rock into the air to demonstrate how high I could throw a rock into the air

 

[Buleet]

I strangely dont remember stupid things I did.

Proberly my mind tryin to make me feel smart.

 

[Pegghead]

Let's see now, I:

*Once broke my mothers full body mirror when attempting to make it to mirrorland

*Once ran out of church screaming the first time I drank wine for communion (it was so disgusting I haven't had it since, just bread for me thanks)

*Once scattered pigeon feed along my arm when standing in a town square LITERALLY COVERED IN PIGEONS (I bet you can guess what was literally covered with them afterwards)

*Once, one day at the beach, was riding my boogieboard, at one point after a wave had dumped me I realised I was on top of a poor woman (I could see her arms and legs flailing from underneath my board), at another point after being thrown up then down by a wave when the water subsided I had my arm around the neck of a man who was standing upright in the water

*On two occasions exposed the film in my mother's camera (the first time was completely for a long period in broad daylight destroying the Christmas photos, the other was barely for a fraction of a second in a cave only slightly altering the colour of the last photos of our last dog Murphy)

*Entered into a pretty serious billy-cart competition called The Megs with a cart that had shoddy steering and brakes thinking it was just a non-serious event (I ended up totalling the cart halfway down the hill and having to be dragged of by the SES, in the few other races I did the cart buggered up but I was okay)

*On a camping trip I once set my rucksack down on a stinging ant-hill (you would not believe the amount of bites I got on my leg)

*Once took a direct sniff of one of those KFC fresher towels (don't, just don't)

*Once took two squeaky dog toys, placed one by either ear and squeaked them (I felt as if I was going to be violently ill for ten minutes)

*Have touched stoves, irons, beakers and trays that were all still incredibly hot

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

I bet $750 that I wouldn't dress up as old Nintendo characters and act like them at school once every month(Nintendo was everything years ago). That means the costume and appearence and everything. The craziest moment was when I dressed up as mario and just repeatedly jumped on my teachers desk with a friend throwing roses at me dressed up as Luigi. But the awesome part was the fact that my teacher is a true gamer.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Not really a mistake, but the most retarded thing i have ever done would have been to my friend's backpack at my highschool lunch period after he asked me to watch it when he went to the bathroom.

I poured all the books out of it, turned it inside out, put the books back inside it, then i hid it inside my backpack, which was empty that day. it was idiotic, but definitely worth it.

 

[monkey_man]

1. Jumped off my bunk bed.

2. Almost kill myself while tube sledding.

3. Forgotten I had hands...

Spoiler

you did what?

anyway, my life is one big chain of small accidents and retarded things, but my last mayor one was buring my hands against the oven when making pizza

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I was trying to play Modern Warfare 2 with a friend, and me and my group were holding up in a apartment building in one leavel.
I forgot which button to press to reload, and I threw a grenade on accident, but, apperently, no one was paying attention and it went off, killing half of us.
I promptly got teamed killed and swore at.
But it was worth it...

 

[SD-Fiend]

getting locked in a greyhound restroom not knowing that I needed to turn off the light first

 

[Embz]

Tried to sharpen my finger with a pencil sharpener. I was 7 at the time and hey I was an idiot.

Ive done this too XD

 

[Terminate421]

I dropped some kid who i never knew or even met on his head. On purpose.

I regret ever doing that.

I did apologize and make amends.

 

[gligarman207]

I snorted pepper once, thinking I'd sneeze comically a few times, look hilarious, and get on with my day.

I felt like shit for at least an hour. I do not recommend it one bit.

i did the same thing with a packet of crystal light except i didnt even think it would make me sneeze or any thing i was just being retarded. felt horrible for 3 hours.

and the sad thing is, i didn't even learn did the same thing with salt kernels a month later. God Im retarded sometimes