Most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've ever heard.

[Lieju]

Oh, still haven`t heard one that beats 9/11 was an inside job...

How about how it was a missile from aliens, and the goverment projected a hologram around it to make it look like a plane?

Silly conspiracy theories, well, how about that biologists really know creationism is true, but bury all the evidence because they are paid. By someone. Who hates god, probably.

I get blamed for that a lot by weirdos.

 

[Poisoni]

yeah I have to say time cube - just what the FUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Marowit]

That Humans and Dinosaurs were living on the Earth at the same time. It's even more funny to think of the theme park and museums dedicated to this around the United States. Oh, did I write funny, I meant terrifying.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

The Russains are ALL sleeper agent super soilders waiting to take over America and enslaving all of the world in communism.



that is just redi_

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[willg73]

doctor who fan?

...whut?

theres a new doctor who episode where the royal family is killed by lizard men that wear the skins of people= the royal family is shape shifting lizards.

 

[Stryc9]

doctor who fan?

...whut?

theres a new doctor who episode where the royal family is killed by lizard men that wear the skins of people= the royal family is shape shifting lizards.

Are you referring to the ones with the green aliens that fart a lot? They aren't lizard people and they don't kill the royal family, they kill a handful of members of Parliament and wear their skins like suits.

As for crazy conspiracies, my dad is convinced that the FBI did the Oklahoma City bombing and framed the McVeigh for it because a bunch of people didn't show up for work that day and when the cops pulled McVeigh over after it happened he didn't waste the cop that stopped him even though he had a gun.

The FBI's reason for doing this? So that they could crack down on the crazy weekend warrior people that play militia in the woods and take the guns away from the common people. Disagreeing with this theory gets you labeled as a liberal moron that hates guns...even though I own two guns of my own.

 

[tkioz]

Toss up between the 9/11 ones and the moon landing ones, because they are so face palming stupid.

 

[MattClassic]

Wow, I had forgotten all about Time Cube. That dude is drinking an entirely different flavor of Kool-Aid to come up with some shit like that.

Another one I like is that the cure for HIV/AIDS vaccine (I've heard both versions) was discovered in the early 90's, but all the world's major pharmaceutical companies got together and decided to lock it away in some super secret vault/destroyed it because they're money-grubbing assholes. There's more profit to be made in treating HIV rather than outright curing it, you see.

 

[onewheeled]

This all reminds me of that whole deal with the mosque being built in New York City, a few blocks away from Ground Zero.

People were saying the terrorists wanted to build the temple on Ground Zero as a symbol of their victory and America's weakness, or that it was the first step to an all-out invasion... Come on. That's just dumb. Yes, there are terrorists that supposedly do their work for their religion, but those crazies shouldn't represent an entire culture.

Plus, really people, get the facts right: The mosque wasn't going to be build ON Ground Zero. It was a few blocks away. Big difference.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

The most ridiculous conspiracy theory I've ever heard involves the reactor problems Japan has.
It's that the Japanese government is purposely ignoring it because they got impatient with dealing with their overpopulation problems and decided to ignore the nuclear reactors because if those have a meltdown than it'll wipe out half of Japan's population ending their overcrowding issues.
The second is that KGB agents brainwashed american citizens for use as sleeper agents.

Hold on, isn't Japan the one with population decline? I swear I read about them desperately trying to get people to have kids...

So yeah, that is a pretty crazy one.

 

[brunothepig]

I love all the ones to do with Rothschild's and illuminati and stuff. I was once told that the earthquake in Haiti was caused by experimental technology in Antarctica, which sent vibrations through the tectonic plates. And now the Rothschild's could use it to accumulate more money, by causing natural disasters. Yes, I asked how they were supposed to make money from that. No, I didn't get an answer.
Another good one, though not a big conspiracy thing, was that the U.S.A's tech increases 50 times faster than the rest of the worlds. They have swords of superheated plasma that can cut through plate steel!
Honourary mention goes to the lizard people conspiracy, and to 9/11.