Most stupid personal question you've been asked?

[putowtin]

I walk with a stick, my 22 year old cousin asked:
"If I kick it away, will you fall over?"

.... This is why I don't spend time with my family!

 

[Weaver]

"Did you get a haircut?"

No. I just woke up and my hair was four times shorter. Crazy, huh?

 

[saintdane05]

"Are you a closet-homosexual?"

Well, that's as close as I can translate it to English.
Basicly I got asked that by a girl after I said that I liked the colour pink.
I mean come on, my favorite shirt is pink, how could I not like the colour!

EDIT: Now don't look at my avatar and get any other opinions. I was bored.

I have been asked the same question in a different context.

I just came out to my ENTIRE class in the middle of 8th grade.


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"And if anyone goes and calls me a ******, I will push you out the nearest window, because I AM a ******."

The first thing someone asks me:

"Wait, you're gay?"



Another case of stupidity.






After coming out, something a stupid person asks:

"Do I turn you on?"

My response:

"[name deleted], I don't think you can turn anyone on."

 

[Edgar Tornqvist]

I was once asked by a classmate to be her gay friend, if I one day turned gay.

 

[Gatx]

So I'm on a bus, and this lady gets on, sits next to me, and starts a conversation. Just small talk stuff, "Are you a student?" etc. etc. So when it gets to my major, I tell her "English," and she asks "English as a second language or..." In my head I'm thinking "Lady, we've been talking for five minutes, surely you would've noticed that I don't have an accent," but I just politely clarify English literature.

Oh yeah, I'm not white by the way.

 

[Edgar Tornqvist]

I was once asked by a classmate to be her gay friend, if I one day turned gay.

Well that was one for the books. Begs the question! What was wrong with you being her straight friend?

Well, to add some context, I had recently come out as bi. Not sure why being her bi friend was so bad though.

 

[jessicashadow]

I have the same problem I was born in Italy, but I have English and Ukrainian Parents. After a few years I moved to England. But when people find out I was born in Italy they think I'm Italian... It really annoys me they don't understand. I try to explain it to them, but they don't get it.

 

[guidance]

"Do you speak Jew?"

That wasn't even one person one time. Who is going around telling people Jewish is a language?

 

[Artemis923]

"Is that a real tattoo?"

No, I'm just some tool that has a fake Valar Morghulis tattoo. I buy 'em by the truckload!

 

[White_Lama]

"Are you a closet-homosexual?"

Well, that's as close as I can translate it to English.
Basicly I got asked that by a girl after I said that I liked the colour pink.
I mean come on, my favorite shirt is pink, how could I not like the colour!

EDIT: Now don't look at my avatar and get any other opinions. I was bored.

I like purple...I really like purple...So much in fact, I have three purple shirts of different tones and also a salmon colored shirt...One of my friends doesn't approve of any of the shirts.

You like purple? What are you? Some sort of closet-homosexual? I mean pink is fair and all but purple?

 

[FalloutJack]

First thing my sister asked me when she found me by the side of the road after being hit by a car.

"Are you okay?"

"FUNNILY ENOUGH NO!, CALL ME A BLOODY AMUBLANCE"

I was in alot of pain and on reflection she was probably really worried, but fuck me if at the i was angry as i was quite clearly not okay and needed medical attention xD.

You're an ambulance.

*Rimshot*

OT: Fortunately, I don't seem to get dumb personal questions. If my friends ask anything dumb, they're usually kidding around. As for my girlfriend, she's smarter than that.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

"Are you a closet-homosexual?"

Well, that's as close as I can translate it to English.
Basicly I got asked that by a girl after I said that I liked the colour pink.
I mean come on, my favorite shirt is pink, how could I not like the colour!

EDIT: Now don't look at my avatar and get any other opinions. I was bored.

To be fair you do look absolutely

OT: I'm up there with the "Why don't you believe in God?" crowd. Along with "Why do you play video games? You don't learn anything from it."

Really? What do you learn from monster truck rallys? My uncle's an asshole.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

"Do you speak Jew?"

That wasn't even one person one time. Who is going around telling people Jewish is a language?

Maybe they meant Yiddish, but didn't know the actual name?

 

[SckizoBoy]

I used to get asked a lot if my sister was my twin.
She's not, she's two years older than me and several inches taller. And my hair is curly and hers is straight.
Apparently we look alike in the face though.
This led to a funny situation with my ex when I was going through old photos and he said `Oh, you look cute in this one`.
I just looked at the photo and said `Yeah, that's [sister], genius`.

Heh, my sisters get the same grief... they're two years apart, have different facial structures, have different builds, have different heights and yet loads of people (and that includes family friends) seem to think that they're twins... -_-

OT: Ehm... not that much, thankfully... though I recall being asked: 'Is your name really 'Fatso'?'

... dafuq?! I'm a 5'11" beanpole... only my sisters call me 'Fatso' and you think that's my name?!

 

[AdmiralMemo]

Over the speaker box while I was doing drive-thru at McDonald's: "Are you black?"

1. No. 2. I don't sound stereotypically black at all. 3. If you really want to know, why ask? You'll see me when you drive up 10 feet to hand me the money.

 

[saintdane05]

"Do you speak Jew?"

That wasn't even one person one time. Who is going around telling people Jewish is a language?

Maybe they meant Yiddish, but didn't know the actual name?

It could also be the actual language of Hebrew.

Or Archaic Biblical Hebrew.

Or Standard Biblical Hebrew

Or Late Biblical Hebrew

Or Israelian Hebrew.

Or Dead Sea Scroll Hebrew

Or Mishnaic Hebrew

 

[omega 616]

"Why are you wearing [insert colour here] nail varnish?"

My answer is and will always be "'cos sometimes a guy just has to feel pretty".

Also Chuck liddell (the cage fighter) paints his toes. So if he can wear it, why can't I?