Most unlikable Final Fantasy main character?

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recurve6

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Vaan, totally that dumbass Vaan. He/She is just....what? how? why??? FF XII is just so terrible all around.
 

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I have to say Vaan, too. He had no purpose in the plot, very little stake in what was going on, and no arc. I have no idea why he kept tagging along and really no idea why he was the main character.
 

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Well, I can't speak on behalf of most of the franchise since I have had limited experience, but as far as my least favorite character from the one Final Fantasy game I own - that being Final Fantasy IV for the Nintendo DS - that may require some thought.

My first inclination would be towards Edward given how in the grand scheme of things he is almost completely useless in battle. That said though, he is a hopeless romantic with a tragic back-story involving Anna and did help out Cecil with the Dark Elf.

My next possible candidate would be Kain, as he apparently has no ability to resist mind control even after being exposed more than once, but he seems to fill that somewhat Japanese archetype of the emotionally distant rival and was supportive of Cecil after the events in Mist, plus with the right abilities and equipment can be one of the most powerful characters in the party.

I am also tempted to use the twins Palom and Porum, but they are just kids and technically do play a role in the plot for the most part, and I do kind of like the Twincast magic for the novelty value.

Really, I kind of liked all of the characters from that game. So, for me at least, the character I could say then that I cared for the least was Fusoya.

Think about it: aside from spilling out exposition about the Lunarians and Cecil's back-story, Fusoya's only true purpose is to take Kain's place for a while until the Giant of Babil is destroyed before leaving with Golbez to attempt to fight Zemus. To me, he just seems like a placeholder and doesn't seem to evolve past that specific role. His design was fairly uninteresting given the other vibrant designs of the game, he had a single useful ability - Bless - and he already knows pretty much every White Magic and Black Magic spell in the game, which should be useful except Rydia's summons are far more effective and Rosa and Cecil already have a large library of magic anyway.

That isn't to say I have a seething hatred for him; I just don't think he was as important as he could have been.
 

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I have only been able to play 3 FF games and they JUST SO HAPPEN to create a nice little triad of annoyingness: FF8, FF10, and FF12. Because of my somewhat limited expertise in all things final fantasy, I'll just stick to what I know.

Squall is a good character in a very interesting story but if, and only if, you take into consideration a interesting fan theory. (skip this to avoid any spoilers) Pretty much in a nutshell, Squall was dead from disk 2 onwards. If you can recall, at the end of Disk one, squall was hit by some magic by the sorceress and then falls off the float. After this, the party is taken to prison and the next time we see him he is waking up. He makes a comment about his wound having disappeared and it isn't mentioned again. Now, I could go into EXTREME details, but that would take a while. so, if you are interested in this, go here: http://squallsdead.com/

Tidus is pretty annoying due to his personality being that of a semi-spoiled brat. I generally hated him For just existing.

Vaan wasn't the main character of FF12. End of discussion.
 

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All of the main characters in the Japanese Final Fantasy 3.

No, not 6 - with Terra, Locke, Sabin, Gau, Cyan and others.

Three. Yeah...that Final Fantasy. All of those main characters. I greatly dislike all of them.
 

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dimensional said:
Other than those Snow and Hope from XIII were terrible especially Snow he goes through no development at all Hope changes a bit at least. The only reason Snow is above most of the cast for XII was because despite me hating him he does have a personality (a bloody annoying one) and his dress sense (is stupid) makes him stand out a bit
Everyone in the game had silly clothing. But anyway,

A guy on the verge of a breakdown, desperately staying positive and keeping himself sane by repeating that he'll be the hero and everyone will be saved (Lots of people are dense enough to miss this one for some reason)?
The guy who takes the blame for basically everything, even when it isn't his fault (Hope's mother wasn't his fault in any sense of the word and he tried to save Serah, while Lightning chose to ignore her and yet still blames Snow)?
The guy who gets verbally and physically abused for doing this, yet acts incredibly kind to everyone in his party, even after they punch/insult him or try to kill him?

What a DICK! He should be more like Lightning and be unhelpful, shove his mistakes and responsibilities onto others and assault them for it and yet still keep a condescending attitude towards the others for 90% of the ride. Oh and crippling depression too. Can't have a character that isn't gloomy in a Final Fantasy game. I hate nice, mostly selfless characters with a positive outlook. He's such an idiot.

And Snow has more of a personality than Vanille, Lightning or even Fang do. Hope is debatable, although that one is horribly executed. Sazh probably has the upper hand in this case. Seriously though, out of all the gloomy, self-centered, unhelpful dicks in the team, Snow is one of the few people who actually try to act like actual kind people. Besides, his role is more of a catalyst for the development of other characters, as his own personality is already a step above most other characters from the beginning anyway (and this finally finishes somewhere towards the ending).

Seriously though, fuck Lightning. When it comes to horrible personalities in Final Fantasy games, she somehow takes the title without too much difficulty. And I've played 8,10 and 11, so that says quite a bit.
 

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Honestly i can't stand Vaan . He is such a Boob. I mean seriously he has to be the most immature entitle , little piece of trash i have ever had as a main protagonist. He needs a good kick in the pants. ... But then again , Balthier keeps saying he is the main character so i'm not sure if this counts. The main character can't die right ? :)


Sean Hollyman said:
Montblanc from FF Tactics Advance, stupid useless rabbit
So because of that technicallity i choose this.
As far as I'm aware Vaan was actually added at the last minute.

He wasn't originally going to be the main character, Basch was.

Square is convinced their main demographic are people who like hyper feminine empty slates for protagonists.
 

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theultimateend said:
Square is convinced their main demographic are people who like hyper feminine empty slates for protagonists.
people buying the latest ffs arent exactly debasing that notion
 

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SpaceBat said:
*big snip*
I see we have different ideas about Snow to me he just seemed extremely weak and annoying throughout the game his constant Im gonna be a hero crap gets old really quickly if youre gonna be a hero just do it for gods sake stop talking about it but he dosent he starts the game saying im gonna be a hero and thats all he ever says throughout the game right up till it conclusion just like a broken record seriously dood get over yourself, theres a reason he gets abused throughout the game by Lightning and its because hes so unlikeable in every way (although maybe thats what they were going for if so bravo because they nailed it and hes a masterfully crafted character for this purpose), I wasnt particularly fond of Lightning either but at least she got on with stuff without spouting recycled garbage every other line and ocasionally you saw a different side to her. Sazh was awesome though.
 

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Squall. Vann.

Both annoy me in different ways. Both do a terrible job at being relateable.


Anyone saying Zidane is obviously too much of a bizzarro person for us to ever be friends.
He ranks extremely high with me on the JRPG hero scale. Next to Lloyd Irving from Symphonia.

Cloud is weak but he doesn't quite come off as badly as the other two since the cast of 7 play off of Clouds weakness to almost reflect THEIR strength onto him.

Tidus, while doesn't appeal to me either, I did not play in English... when I did I saw just how terrifyiing the voice work was. And... yeah I didn't play far with it.
 

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Im surprised there is not much mention of FFX-2!!

God those girls annoyed me so much! That was a real low point for square!! How did Yuna end up that annoying!?
 

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Elementary - Dear Watson said:
Im surprised there is not much mention of FFX-2!!

God those girls annoyed me so much! That was a real low point for square!! How did Yuna end up that annoying!?
THAT THING NEVER HAPPENED. GOT IT.

I time traveled and erased it from the timeline. Any memory you have of it is simply odd dreams of a parallel world.

(God I wish)

Main entries though I think, no one counts that as a thing.
 

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Charli said:
Elementary - Dear Watson said:
Im surprised there is not much mention of FFX-2!!

God those girls annoyed me so much! That was a real low point for square!! How did Yuna end up that annoying!?
THAT THING NEVER HAPPENED. GOT IT.

I time traveled and erased it from the timeline. Any memory you have of it is simply odd dreams of a parallel world.

(God I wish)

Main entries though I think, no one counts that as a thing.
See, I loved X-2. I loved how happy go lucky it was, I loved it's combat system (seriously, if ever FF from then on used X-2's, I wouldn't complain, although I missed summons), and it was just a load of fun!
 

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alphamalet said:
Honestly, what is so bad about Hope?
He's annoying, he's literally the reason that I didn't finish the game. I literally hated him. He's the sort of person who I would either never associate with; if they refused to let that happen, I would really, really want to hurt them.

The fact that he gets emotional because his Mom dies and he gets branded for death within the first two hours of the game?
Yeah, the whole affair wasn't conveyed well at all and I didn't believe for a second that he was any different when his mum was alive.

The fact that he balmes Snow for putting his mother in a spot where she gets killed?
Also very stupid, and annoying. I mean, Snow was an awkward weirdo, who thought he was much cooler than he actually is, but he didn't kill the kids mum, she made her own choices.

It's twisted logic, but I would say a realistic reaction given the circumstances. He goes through a lot of character growth, and his relationship with the rest of the party changes considerably throughout the course of the game.
It's realistic sure, but I don't want to have that shit in my games. I don't play games to listen to children whinge and complain. I could sit around on the train around 3:15 if I wanted that.


How is he more whinny than Terra, Vivi, Celes, Cloud, Dagger, or a lot of other people's favorite Final Fantasy characters?
I don't know who all of those characters are, but I think the fact that I am now 21 not a pre-teen/teen probably has something to do with it. Also, Vivi was sad/shy, but wasn't pathetic.
And Cloud, and Garnet weren't whiny at all.

For those commenting about him, did you finish the game? If you didn't, I understand, but I'd be curious to know.
No. I hated him so much that I turned it off and haven't touched it since. I'm such a huge FF fan than I actually imported a Japanese Lightning Edition PS3, when it was stolen, I never got around to replacing it. I intended to fully, then right before I did I realised that not only do I not need a PS3, but FF13 was fucking aweful.

I honestly believe the writing of Final Fantasy has been at a pretty consistent level since the SNES days (with FFXII and FFX-2 being the exceptions). I think the MAJOR difference is that all of the classic Final Fantasy games had no voice acting. If they did, then some of the iffy dialog in the classic FF games would have been far more recognizable. Bad dialog in text is way more tolerable than bad dialog spoken. I seriously wonder how Final Fantasy XIII's story would have been received if it hadn't been voice acted. I think it would have been received very differently.
You're probably right about the writing being consistent, and I definitely agree that if hope's character had existed in FF1, I might have put up with him. I wouldn't have liked him, but I probably wouldn't have given up on the game due to him.
 

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Druagamaniac said:
theultimateend said:
Square is convinced their main demographic are people who like hyper feminine empty slates for protagonists.
people buying the latest ffs arent exactly debasing that notion
Well that's a bit of a logical fallacy.

Or something.

Lets say my favorite thing about your games is you have awesome summons.

My least favorite thing is you have stupid characters.

I'm buying the game because the first thing outweighs the second thing.

Basically their games are doing well despite their actions, not because of them.

With the exception of 14 and 13 >_> <_<. But look at 13, it sold real well but was so bad they apologized for it and tried to make amends.
 

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dimensional said:
Thats what I meant maybe I didnt word it properly in the cutscenes Vincent could do all this stupid cool shit and in the actual game could do naff all (usually this dosent bother me but he did it all the time throughout the game) and it is a so bad its funny as hell kind of game, I was reading a joke guide while playing and it kept pointing out all the stupid crap in this game that made no sense like giving me an A rank in an objective even though I completely failed it. That said it was playable which surprised me as I was expecting technically atrocious gameplay but it was just laughably bad instead. I also like how they gave Cait Sith his own crappy stealth section yeah lets take probably the least liked character and put him in one of the least liked shoehorned sections in games that sounds like a good idea.
My problem wasn't with the flips and shit, I kinda liked that actually.

My problem was with the constant apologising for everything ever to everyone. It was over the fucking top. It became a drinking game.

Anytime someone apologises take a drink, if they actually say sorry: take 2, if it's not entirely clear why they are apologizing, take 3.

You won't make it past half way.
 

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Going by protagonists only: Tidus
He's incredibly stupid but not in any charming way because he just refuses to stop whining.
Laguna was a doofus, but he was a loveable doofus who wanted to be a nice guy.

Tidus is like an annoying 11 year old trapped in a slightly older body. And you're stuck with that asshole for nearly all of FF10.

Tallim said:
I can't stand Zidane. In fact about the only character I liked in 9 was Freya.

I can forgive half the cast in 12 simply because the characters were barely important enough to genuinely grow distaste for.
Huh. Exactly my thoughts about FF9. To this day, I do not know for certain what it was about Zidane that pissed me off; I cannot rationalize it. By all accounts, I should have liked him a lot more as he's similar to Locke, one of my favorite characters from FF6.

And I loved Freya. I actively looked forward to seeing her (so naturally, she's out of the party for half the damn game) and half the scenes she is in are great. Especially when she's chewing Zidane out for being dense.

The only comments I'll make about FF12's cast is that you're basically correct. They were so bland and forgettable that it's not worth getting bothered over. However, I will say that Vaan immediately reminded me of Tidus (the look, the "Stupid teen" attitude..just toned down by 90%) and Lightning would later remind me of Ashe. A lot.

It's like a Line of Succession, but for Suckage.