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Death2Nite

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GTA 4 was unrealistic in most occasions.
Like, every time you hopped out a car. No way anyone could stand up from those falls.
 

Romblen

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Just Cause, it's the only game I know of where you can fly a helicopter, jump out of the helicopter, open your parachute, grab on to the tail of another passing helicopter, jump to the cockpit and some how avoid the blades that you pass through, and jump in the pilots seat after pushing him out.
 

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koichan said:
Well, ignoring any issues relating to magic ;)

I'd say bits where they're blatantly breaking the laws of physics.

One obvious example: the ludicrously oversized sword in a lot of FF games.
from people's movement animations, gravity/mass is roughly the same.
Even if he was ludicrously strong enough to wield the sword, it'd weigh more than he does so all the animations for it are wrong just for balance reasons, or the sword is made of essentially weightless material.

Yes, i know i'm reading far too much into it, but it just makes me laugh everytime i see it as it seems so out of place.
The same way i do on disaster films where realism gets totally thrown out the window (lets drive a truck over molten lava without dying!)
:D
i actually have a theory to the over sized weapon, the hair and the fact they are able to wield such weapons: lower gravity in the worlds of final fantasy. it explains everything. some ppl will have crappy bone structure becasue of reduced gravity but if the train they can jump higher because of reduced gravity, hair:well gravity still...and a very odd scalp growth airships that ar larger than reason: reduced gravity
 

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Walkchalk said:
The ending of the first Uncharted with all the zombie monster things. The whole game had no paranormal things then all of a sudden your being eaten by zombies. Made no sense to me.
It was hinted a bit. In Chapter 13 when you discover that guy impaled on parts from your plane
Also in Chapter 16 Nate sees something (as long as you press Up on the D-Pad) scurry across ahead of you. I like the change however, completly changed my style of play.
 

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Americow said:
MW2 the airport mission (Somebody had to say it.) The fact that you couldn't just stop the whole event from happening because you had to "Keep your cover" is just absurd.
I would argue that point. It's would be the perfect cover to get into the organization and eventually take them down. Most espionage units do this on a regular basis.
 

ShankHA32

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Oblivion would have to be it for me.
(Before the people reply and tell me why I'm wrong, I have been playing Oblivion for a loooong time and its the first thing that popped into my head. Don't judge me)

I mean how did Argonians evolve? If we believe Darwinian evolution I'm pretty damn sure they wouldn't evolve to be bipedal. Same with all the other pseudo animal-humans.
 

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Ok, WTF is with the people saying MW2 and Oblivian and stuff for stupid reasons. Katamari Damaci, or Super Monkey Ball. Unless you mean most unrealistic game that's meant to be realistic, then Modern Warfare 2 is not, I repeat NOT, UNrealistic.
 

PDizzle418

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Vrex360 said:
Halo: Combat evolved.
I love the game but I gotta admit it is highly unrealistic because after all in that game you actually SURVIVE encounters with the elites, like that would ever happen in real life in which they would obviously smite your inferior frail human form to oblivion.
keep in mind that sprtans have far superior strngth speed and resilience due to your armor and augmentations not to mention training

If I'm not mistaken I believe spartans are actually strogner than elites and if nto stronger than definitely faster and deadlier

but I'd say Modern Warfare 2, break.com actually had a post about it somwhere saying it was "the most realistic modern warefare game ever" or something along those lines, I laughed.

In MW2 the heartbeat sensor and dual wielding anything is very unrealistic, I realize that it is possible to do in real life with pistols. (why you would ever want to?) But UMPs? really? and sawed off shotguns? come on seriously guys are you even trying anymore, not to mentio the tac knife which would only get you killed if you actually tried to knife someone with it.
 

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Every second of every Katamari game. They don't make me stop playing, but goddammit, they don't make a bit of sense!!

One recent thing I've noticed is from Megaman: Battle Network, which I just recently began playing. I don't understand why EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING is connected to the internet. Stoves, traffic lights, water treatment plants, a water fountain, a soda machine, a piano? Seriously?? What freakin' benefit do ANY of those things gain from being connected to the internet? NOT A GODDAMN THING!!

... Still a decent game, though.
 

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MAG. The only gun in the game that kills with 1 bullet is the sniper rifle. And thats only with a Head shot. All other guns that i know of do mass damage but leave you alive.
Really? This is the problem I have with Modern Warfare 2, and when I play MAG it only takes a few bullets to kill, unlike in Modern Warfare where it takes a clip and a half.
 

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The most unrealistic is Hearts of Iron III, a little gem I found that allows players to step into the boots of literally any country in the world during WWII and proceed to curb-stomp the timeline with the gusto of a PRC censorship board. That doesn't make it a bad game.

The most unrealistic moment(s) that ruined the game was Modern Warfare 2. (Which I downright refuse to call Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, as I actually liked Call of Duty 1 & 2.) I'm not sure what did it. Maybe it was the airport scene. Maybe it was the World In Conflict-esque invasion of the Eastern seaboard. Maybe it was the part where the general starts worrying about fluoride in the water and burns some Brits alive for a laugh. Maybe it was the part where the British POW who knew how to fire Russian SLBMs decided to fry every transistor in America. Hell, maybe it was the general firing a pistol across a river at the Unidentified Rebels of Ambiguous Nationality. Either way, I couldn't take that damn game seriously.

(TL;DR- MW2's plot sucked and if you disagree you are provably wrong)
 

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There was one part in Ocarina of Time that really pissed me off. You had to go into a Fire Temple, find a big key, and then use it to open the door to the dungeon boss. But when you first go into the temple you see the Goron tribe leader trying to open the dungeon door by himself. You talk to him for a while and then he actually opens the dungeon runs in and closes it behind him, leaving you behind and making you have to go through the dungeon. WHY COULDN'T I JUST FOLLOW HIM AND BE DONE WITH IT, WHY DID I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE DUNGEON WHEN ALL I HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW HIM?!?!?!
 

acklumos

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Donnyp said:
darthmalak95 said:
Donnyp said:
MAG. The only gun in the game that kills with 1 bullet is the sniper rifle. And thats only with a Head shot. All other guns that i know of do mass damage but leave you alive.
Really? This is the problem I have with Modern Warfare 2, and when I play MAG it only takes a few bullets to kill, unlike in Modern Warfare where it takes a clip and a half.
What faction do you play for?
I play for Valor, how about you?
 

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Retro704 said:
Any shooter where u can get a 1 headshot kill
Military-grade ammo fired into the human skull tends to lead to death. Or so I hear...
 

RatRace123

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I forget the title, but it was an NES game where you played as a chef and there was giant food that opposed you in some manner. I really have very little memory of it, other than the fact that even at a young age, full of creativity and a non jaded world view, I thought "What the hell?!"