Most Useless Superpower

[EHKOS]

Aquaman's power is useful if you happen to live underwater... which he does.

Can't think of a good super-useless power right now so I'll go with a highly situational power! The various superheros who can be summed up by "robin hood like aim". That's great if your in costume, not so good if your just out in the world and have no bow.

You don't really need a bow. Hawkeye used his finger nails once. Looked painful as fuck but it worked.

 

[Mafoobula]

Aquaman gets a lot of flack, but I don't quite buy it.
Go to Superdickery.com, look under the heading "Stupor Powers." I think you'll find a lot of characters there that make Aquaman look positively bad-ass. Example: Superman's super-weaving abilities. No, it's not using super-speed, the comic very explicitly states that he weaves with super-weaving powers.

Also, before someone else tries to bash on Mati from Captain Planet, he once took down terrorists by bringing the creatures of the forest, from squirrels to a grizzly bear, thundering down upon those poor criminals.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

What about some of the people who used to live in District X, such as the woman who could burst into flames, but wasn't immune to being burned?

 

[AndyVale]

The ability to walk on clouds.

 

[staika]

The ability to turn invisible when members of the opposite sex (or the sex your attracted to) walk by >.>

 

[Blunderboy]

I'm going to go with Squirrel Girl [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl].

Yeah.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

I'd say any superpower that can be taken from you.

Just a thought. If any superpower can be rendered useless it's not really all that super anyways, and it would probably have left you so dependant of your powers that you'd have no idea how to solve a problem without them.

Then again applying logic to superpowers is probably a futile task, so i'm gonna go with the ability to sneeze and fart at the same time. (In case you're now wondering, yes, i have been watching clips of George Carlin on youtube)

 

[ipop@you]

The ability to steam up car windows slightly faster than an average person. Yes that's right my secret identity is unveiled. I Am Steams-Up-Windows-Man.

 

[CannibalCorpses]

Bah, i thought it was gonna be a question where i could say 'America' but wrong kind of superpower lol!

 

[Scarim Coral]

That arm fall off guy from the Legion of Superheroes comic (he can take one of his arm off and use it as a blunt weapon). Even if that somehow prove useful, all you have to do it take that arm off him and then he will have an disadvantage upon himself.

 

[Captain Pancake]

The power to NEVER LOSE at solitaire!

Yeah, I read that Cracked article...

 

[Sarah Frazier]

The power to know exactly what drink to go with what food.

Even worse if you're some kind of OCD and really REALLY want to tell people that they're doing things wrong.

 

[SD-Fiend]

I'm going to go with Squirrel Girl [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl].

Yeah.

Squirrel-like abilities
Superhuman agility and strength
Prehensile tail
Enhanced smell, vision and reflexes
Retractable knuckle spikes
Ability to communicate with squirrels

those powers suck?

and besides she always wins no matter what

 

[Blunderboy]

I'm going to go with Squirrel Girl [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl].

Yeah.

Squirrel-like abilities
Superhuman agility and strength
Prehensile tail
Enhanced smell, vision and reflexes
Retractable knuckle spikes
Ability to communicate with squirrels

those powers suck?

and besides she always wins no matter what

Okay, maybe not the strength but come on? Talking to Squirrels? That's a pretty crappy power.

 

[SD-Fiend]

I'm going to go with Squirrel Girl [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl].

Yeah.

Squirrel-like abilities
Superhuman agility and strength
Prehensile tail
Enhanced smell, vision and reflexes
Retractable knuckle spikes
Ability to communicate with squirrels

those powers suck?

and besides she always wins no matter what

Okay, maybe not the strength but come on? Talking to Squirrels? That's a pretty crappy power.

not if you use it right...

 

[Blunderboy]

I'm going to go with Squirrel Girl [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl].

Yeah.

Squirrel-like abilities
Superhuman agility and strength
Prehensile tail
Enhanced smell, vision and reflexes
Retractable knuckle spikes
Ability to communicate with squirrels

those powers suck?

and besides she always wins no matter what

Okay, maybe not the strength but come on? Talking to Squirrels? That's a pretty crappy power.

not if you use it right...

Unless you're fighting 'Nut Man' I can't see how you could use it right.

 

[Albino Boo]

The soviet union. Its clearly the most useless super power

 

[SD-Fiend]

I'm going to go with Squirrel Girl [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl].

Yeah.

Squirrel-like abilities
Superhuman agility and strength
Prehensile tail
Enhanced smell, vision and reflexes
Retractable knuckle spikes
Ability to communicate with squirrels

those powers suck?

and besides she always wins no matter what

hey how would you feel if a bunch of squirrels jumped into your face and started GNAWING ON YOU EYES.

Okay, maybe not the strength but come on? Talking to Squirrels? That's a pretty crappy power.

not if you use it right...

Unless you're fighting 'Nut Man' I can't see how you could use it right.

 

[The Lugz]

The ability to walk on clouds.

Niiiiimbus!

that's way too cool to be useless, sorry.

i'd have to go with the ability to make it rain fire on the sun, yah that'd be pretty useless.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

I always thought invisibility would be pretty useless. Sure, it has its applications, but you have to be naked while you do it (so being in the cold would suck, can't go anywhere dangerous), you can't carry anything (it would make you stand-out), and you still don't have super strength or anything so good luck actually stopping a bad guy. Its basically only good for sneaking or spying.