Motivate Me!

[sir.rutthed]

So I need to write a 5 page paper on personal identity due tomorrow. Problem is, writing about old crusty philosophers is boring and I have the internet. I seem to require motivation, and would be most grateful if you Escapists would help me out there. So, how are you gonna motivate me?

 

[SilentCom]

I was in my happy phase this morning now I'm in my depressed phase tonight. My motivation for you is that life sucks... but eventually it sucks less after you get used to it.

 

[New Troll]

Life is like a box of chocolate. It makes you fat and then it slowly kills you.

 

[Nerdstar]

begin your paper by saying Dear princess celestia, shit will just fly out after that!

 

[voetballeeuw]

There! Now write that fucking essay!

 

[Phlakes]

I have to write the first chapter of my autobiography as an assignment. I'm actually here procrastinating, something I've become really good at.

It's also midnight, and I have to get up at 6.