Movie Cliches

[pulse2]

So many movie cliches out there, things you just EXPECT to happen in a film and guess what, it does! Telepathic or what

Yeah, what movie cliches do you know of?

Edit: Its cool, I'm black, I know we die first I always expect it, what made me laugh though is Vacancy 2 where the black guy actually admits all black people die first in situations like these.....then he dies first :/ What a kick to the balls.

 

[Boneasse]

The cop that's about to retire always dies!
The guy always gets the girl.
In horror movies, if you seperate, you're as good as dead.

 

[shreedder]

The dumb cop will always catch the villian in the end.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Hmm, let's see:
- badly scripted characters are destined to die
- cars explode even if you just look at them intensely
- main good side characters are immortal
- badly scripted characters can't hit you even at point blank
- there is always a romance, that is as realistic as Star Wars
- people never run out of bullets
...
seems I'm out, but I'm sure there are plenty more

 

[Talal Provides]

A car that must be started in an emergency will never, ever start. In the world of movies, all cars have the electrical system out of a 1971 Triumph Stag.

 

[UltraDeth]

Villians never kill the Protagonist even when said Protagonist is unarmed, outnumbered, injured and about to give up

The Protagonist only suffers from flesh wounds, yet one round is 60% fatal to Villians

 

[bulldogftw]

You never need to reload

 

[mcpop9]

may be racist but the black man dies first.
secret bases are always found. then broken into by some easily fixed way.

 

[DVS Storm]

If it is a sport film the underdog always makes a goal against impossible odds at the end. Or they don't and mourn their defeat but they are still happy that they tried.
Cars tend to explode for no good reason.
Weapons have unlimited clips.
There always one black or Asian guy and they die first(I'm not being racist)(except if the black guy is the main protagonist i. e. MR.T or Black Dynamite).
If the movie is set in Paris, you can always see the Eiffel tower outside of the window.
The bad guys never hit the protagonist.
If there is a genetic experiment, the shit always hits the fan.
I could go on for hours about these cliches....

 

[Talal Provides]

Every bag of groceries will have a half of a very long baguette sticking out of the top.

 

[pulse2]

- Traps always take ages to occur giving the trapee enough time to think of a way out.
- Enemies have a good ol chat with the person they are about to kill giving them enough time to think of a way to escape.

 

[mcpop9]

laws of physics doesn't apply to any movie.
time does not apply to count ups/downs.
laws of physics are ignored in every space movie(sound/fire in space.)

 

[D Moness]

Having sex in a horror movie, it means before the scene is over you die (mostly in a very painful, horrible way.

 

[pulse2]

Romance is wonderful and always ends blissfully with the couple overcoming all odds. If only life was so simple

 

[Palademon]

Happy endings. I find them boring.

 

[Urgh76]

If it starts off with a romantic date, say goodbye to Ashley

 

[Alon Shechter]

The A Team. I expected a stupid boring pointless action movie.
and that's what it was!
Except the boring part.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

In a horror movie, don't look back while running away. You will trip, and you will die.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

The entire plot of avatar.

 

[Broady Brio]

The trip in Horror films.

Either that or Parodying The Matrix.