Movie Defense Force: Showgirls

[l3o2828]

Twin Peaks + Saved By the Bell = Showgirlsverse? BRILLIANT!!!

My thoughts exactly.
I love you Jim for making this episode.
...
Jim... It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you....Can i cum on you? I would cum on you.
(Joke)

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm not at all convinced, but your attempts to defend this film were funny though.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Why would I watch Show Girls when I can just watch you, and everyone else on the internet, make fun of Show girls?

It's far more funny, and just as sexy.
Well done!

 

[daxterx2005]

This is the first movie from Movie Defense Force I've never seen.

Sexy clips of Jessy from Saved by the bell.....I kinda wana see this now

 

[Crazy Zaul]

I expect there's gonna be a lot of dirty quotes from this movie on podtoid this week.

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

That does it. From now on, I'm always going to see Kyle as Agent Cooper. Now I just have to figure out how he got from Arrakis to the town of Twin Peaks.

Brilliant, as usual, Mr. Sterling.

 

[CoL0sS]

I kinda suspected where you were gonna take this and it was glorious. You sound like you're barely stopping yourself from bursting out laughing.

EDIT: Just saw last few seconds XD

 

[Timzilla]

I like how, near the end, you can actually hear Jim chuckling at his own outrageous justifications as to making this movie work.

Also, I may see this movie just to get some context for what I just saw.

 

[TheSchaef]

If there was a way to squeeze one or both of those shows into the Tommy Westphall universe, suddenly this explanation of Showgirls would be entirely plausible!

This is also why I don't know anything about Power Rangers.

That's not as weird as the Power Ranger fans knowing nothing about Voltron. You guys owe your entire childhood to Voltron! Get down on your knees and thank Voltron for giving Saban the idea. But now, I've lost you by two degrees of old-ness.

 

[Olas]

Mildly annoyed, I don't understand why we have to enter our DOB before watching some videos. I'm logged into my account which already has by birthday saved.

 

[Zombie_Moogle]

Jim should do a crossover with the Nostalgia Chick (another fan of Showgirls for it's morbidly phenomenal nature)

Plus, her show is much longer, & I certainly wouldn't mind seeing what Jim could do with 20+ minutes

 

[varmintx]

I was wondering why the famous "E'rybody got AIDS 'n' shit" line didn't make it into that montage, but of course, he was just saving it for the end.

Also, I have never watched the movie, but given that it's Paul Verhoeven, I assumed it was a satire that most people just didn't catch on to just like with Starship Troopers.

 

[teebeeohh]

i honestly expected this whole show to be more like this "if you look at the movie through a palm tree between 1 and 4 am and wear john lennon sunglasses it is awesome"

 

[MorganL4]

I laughed so hard. I will not re-watch showgirls, once was enough. But it was incredibly funny.

You have to re-watch it... Everyone has to see it twice, the first time you see it you shout be about 14 and be interested only for the boobs... The next time you should be a bit older and able appreciate the complete ridiculousness of the film.

 

[mbarker]

Funny? Yeah I guess but it was funny in the wrong way. You watch this movie with your freinds and mock it all night, but it wasn't clever, zaney, or subtle. People don't derive any kind of pleasure when watching show girls, especially on the hummor side of things. I did own a copy of the movie tho.

 

[Lunar Templar]

XD!!!

Bravo Jim, Bravo. you have come up with the best pitch I've ever heard to watch this movie

 

[luvd1]

I salut you sir. It is a bold explanation that works. You are a genius, ever thought of politics?

 

[T3hSource]

I might watch it, no, really, I just might watch it for real.
This might be the movie I'd make if I stopped giving a fuck and just went full crazy, while being drunk and high at the same time.

 

[blackrave]

The cross-over explanation was hilarious
Poor Jessie, who could know that caffeine pills are so dangerous?

P.S. Also I don't think that Jessie killed Slater. I more fond of theorizing that Screech finally snapped brutally killed them all, except Jessie, and now Jessie is on the run, hiding from Screech.

 

[Uhura]

That's it, I need Showgirls blu-ray in my collection! Now!