Movie/TV moments that made you say "DAMN!"

[Ares Tyr]

RE: Branko Cikatic v Ralph White - I just love how Bas & Stephen are joking around after it happened, even though it looks pretty serious. Stephen's Burgess Meridith impression is classic. "Cut it Rocky, cut it!"

When Stephen said "It's good thing John McCain didn't see this fight". Was he referring to the same John McCain who is running for president? Was he the Jack Thompson of MMA?

Shit man, that woman's injury seemed bad, even worse because of how much she was screaming (understandable). The commentary said it was dislocated, which isn't as bad if it had snapped, but still, ouch.

It reminds me of how I dislocated me knee, picking someone up & in a fireman's carry & due to an unlucky freak positioning of angles, all our bodyweight caused my kneecap to pop out completely to one side & my femur smashed into my tibia, shattering both bones. Talk about snap, crackle & POP!

Yes, it's that John McCain. He used to equate MMA to "Human Cockfighting" and wanted it banned in the U.S. Another reason why I'm an Obama man.

And yeah, when I saw that fight I was freaking the fuck out because I'd never seen anything like that up 'til that point. So, yeah, after seeing worse things like the broken shins, I've been rendered a numb individual on the inside.

And all I have to say about that last statement is "Fuuuuuuuck...". That shit must have hurt, dude, I can't imagine. The worst martial arts related injury I have is a sprained/torn ligament in my ankle from falling on it after delivering a drop kick on a wavemaster bag (see: being a dumbass). Apart from that I've been pretty lucky. I did dislocate my friend's elbow one time with an armbar once though. Which the tough bastard promptly snapped back into place and continued with the class. Good times. But you got us both beat.

 

[Jamash]

And all I have to say about that last statement is "Fuuuuuuuck...". That shit must have hurt, dude, I can't imagine. The worst martial arts related injury I have is a sprained/torn ligament in my ankle from falling on it after delivering a drop kick on a wavemaster bag (see: being a dumbass). Apart from that I've been pretty lucky. I did dislocate my friend's elbow one time with an armbar once though. Which the tough bastard promptly snapped back into place and continued with the class. Good times. But you got us both beat.

Those bags can be a *****. Once in Mauy-Thai class I mistimed a hard kick on a heavy bag which was still swinging, so I only connected with the tips of my toes & hyper extended my ankle and calf muscles. I took a day to sink in & I couldn't work out why I couldn't walk when I woke up the next morning.

Anyway dude, it's been good talking with you, but it's almost 7am over the pond & I need to get some sleep. Catch you later.

 

[SgtSPECTRE]

The entire SAW series.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Every moment of the last five minutes of the Dethklok Season 2 finale.

 

[Altorin]

in a movie, my biggest "damn!!" moment is in Final Destination 2 when the kid gets crushed by the plate glass thing

but in games..

that honor goes to the opening cinematic of Fallout 2, I know we're not talking games, but I had to say it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3PXiV95kwA

 

[Ares Tyr]

And all I have to say about that last statement is "Fuuuuuuuck...". That shit must have hurt, dude, I can't imagine. The worst martial arts related injury I have is a sprained/torn ligament in my ankle from falling on it after delivering a drop kick on a wavemaster bag (see: being a dumbass). Apart from that I've been pretty lucky. I did dislocate my friend's elbow one time with an armbar once though. Which the tough bastard promptly snapped back into place and continued with the class. Good times. But you got us both beat.

Those bags can be a *****. Once in Mauy-Thai class I mistimed a hard kick on a heavy bag which was still swinging, so I only connected with the tips of my toes & hyper extended my ankle and calf muscles. I took a day to sink in & I couldn't work out why I couldn't walk when I woke up the next morning.

Anyway dude, it's been good talking with you, but it's almost 7am over the pond & I need to get some sleep. Catch you later.

Damn, brother. You have bad luck, huh? Shit, that toe kick shit is bad news. I know that pain... and I know what its like to wake up in horrible, horrible pain. Especially during wrestling season. I'd wake up and literally scream out "WHAT THE FUCK!?" because I was so suprised over how much my body hurt. The day before, your like "whatever..." then the lactic acid settles in, your body rests, and you soon realize that you fucked up real bad... Heh. Love it.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Jango Fett being decapitated.

 

[Shadowtek]

does this count?

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/12390/M-M-M-M-Monster-Nutshot/

OMFG!!!! hey guys out there, tell me you didn't cringe or whimper when you saw that.

 

[Altorin]

does this count?

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/12390/M-M-M-M-Monster-Nutshot/

OMFG!!!! hey guys out there, tell me you didn't cringe or whimper when you saw that.

he had to have not hit his nuts as hard as it looks.

If he really did, he'd be puking and screaming, or passed out, not walking around silently.

 

[Shadowtek]

does this count?

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/12390/M-M-M-M-Monster-Nutshot/

OMFG!!!! hey guys out there, tell me you didn't cringe or whimper when you saw that.

he had to have not hit his nuts as hard as it looks.

If he really did, he'd be puking and screaming, or passed out, not walking around silently.

still, that had to hurt. i still wouldnt want to be him

 

[purplehaze32]

Recent ones:

Dark Knight - Joker and the pencil (surprised no one said that yet)
Transformers - Optimus Prime whooping Bonecrusher's ass on the highway

So I'm a fanboy, big deal.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

does this count?

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/12390/M-M-M-M-Monster-Nutshot/

OMFG!!!! hey guys out there, tell me you didn't cringe or whimper when you saw that.

I cringed at that, i mean it was like fine,fine,fine motherf^cking nutshot!!!.

One of the worst Nut shots i have ever seen. Not the funniest though.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Recent ones:

Dark Knight - Joker and the pencil (surprised no one said that yet).

That's a big one that sticks out in my head actually, I'm just reserving some of mine. Good one though. Joker became the biggest bad ass in Batman history for that moment alone.

 

[MattyDienhoff]

The part in Hot Fuzz where

Spoiler

the newspaper reporter gets skewered by a piece of stone ornamentation that fell from the church roof

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

The part in Hot Fuzz where

Spoiler

the newspaper reporter gets skewered by a piece of stone ornamentation that fell from the church roof

Me and my friend were watching that movie for the first time and when that moment came up he accidentally spat a mouthful of coke at me.

We were just like HOLY F^CK!!!

 

[N-Sef]

The part in Hot Fuzz where

Spoiler

the newspaper reporter gets skewered by a piece of stone ornamentation that fell from the church roof

Me and my friend were watching that movie for the first time and when that moment came up he accidentally spat a mouthful of coke at me.

We were just like HOLY F^CK!!!

Yeah I remember that, DAMN! That was really darn creative.

Here I go, In Firefly when...

Spoiler

...In that train episode, when Mal kicks that guy into one of ships engines.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Fight Club when.....

Spoiler

Tyler is revealed to be the protagonist.
Total mindfuck for me, I was like "What the fuck!?"

Same, i had no idea about that. Really good movie though.

 

[the protaginist]

probably that i liked reality bites back.it made me say damn becuase i hate reality TV.

but seriously,When Han dies in need for speed:tokyo drift,and when Fredo betrays the corleones in the Godfather.

 

[Divinegon]

Most recent is in the movie Wanted.

Spoiler

Comes at the end when the main character (Forgot his name) crashes into the assassin's hideout and starts shooting everybody as he runs from room to room. But the manner he accomplishes so is stunning, never stoping for a second, dodging, stealing weapons from others and using them as shields in too fantastic to be true manner. Truth be told, the whole movie is exagerated. That is why it is so good.

Runner-ins are for Kung Fu Panda (Wu shi Pinky Lock Maneuver) and Speed Racer (final moments of the final race).

 

[fedpayne]

Oh, so it's cool to be English?

When Eduardo broke his leg on, um, football.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRKXz7_KFHg&feature=related

There's the link, but why would you watch it? Unless you never want an erection again.