Movies/games you won't admit happened (AKA there's only one Matrix movie)

Quaxar

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Indiana Jones 4 - dimensional travellers and Dr. Joneses surviving a-bombs in a fridges are no elements of these kind of film.

canadamus_prime said:
Ah denial. the first of the seven stages of the kubler-ross grief cycle. Soon enough you'll move on to the anger stage and annoy people by flaming Internet forums.
Shutup, that has nothing to do with it! I... I mean... I'm sorry, how about we agree on just a little flaming? I'm just so lonely, sad and lonely...
Ah, forget it, internet goes on.
 

Rangergord

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Oh go were to begin with the dead to me list....

Matrix Reloaded and Revelutions (edit out the get Jiggy with it dance off, and longest death scene since the original Buffy movie if you watch it, and you may be pleasently surprised).

Phantom Menance (aka Dennis the Menance in space)

Clone Wars (EMO BOY CRY boo hoo, god Twilight was less whiny than this (and I detest Twilight)...and had better acting geez))

Return of the Sith (we can save "Revenge" part of the title for a real revenge movie next time. It was better, but by than couldn't take it seriously. and screamed "ADRIAN" from Rocky as Vadar yelled "PADMAE" way too easy to riff)

Underworld 1, 2, 3 cool concept, badly done, saw better line dilivary and acting at a high school play once.

BAYFORMERS DOES NOT EXIST...though G1 was just as bad in places...so Beast Wars it is.

Spiderman 3 and X-men 3 (or how do we cram as much crap into one movie as possible to make it epic, but still completely miss how to do an epic movie).

Return of the King (flame time!!!) only the last, ah ha story over, but lets see how many story endings we can cut in.
 

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It's too bad they stopped making Silent Hill games after 4:The Room. I would have really liked to see where the series went after that.

Shame they never made a movie of it, either. It could have been a good movie, if handled correctly.
 

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Aby_Z said:
S. Darko.

Just... no.
Oh God, that movie just destroyed everything that was good in the original. And the original is one of my personal favorites.

Also, if anyone mentions Skulls made from Crystals in a previously existing franchise, I will erase every piece of there existence. There were THREE movies before I saw that movie and, as far as I'm concerned, there are only THREE movies today.
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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I wonder why they never actually made a sequel to Deus Ex - it's one of the best FPS/RPG games in existence and it didn't merit a sequel? Silly developers!
 

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There is no Soldier of Fortune 3. The first two were absolutely crazy. The third was akin to something I'd find on my porch on Halloween. On fire. If you get my drift.

Swept Away also does not exist. I refuse to believe that Guy Ritchie wrote and directed it. Clearly there is someone else named Guy Ritchie out there.
 

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E-mantheseeker said:
#1 "Hardcore" Zelda fans won't acknowledge that there was ever a cel shaded child version of Link.
Um, im a hardcore fan, and Windwaker was one of my faves
OT: THere are only 3 star wars and indiana jones movies each
 

XMark

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There was no Alien 3 - Newt and Hicks survived and lived happily ever after with Ripley.
 

GameOverGoblin

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Scrubs was a great show. All SIX seasons of it.

Topher Grace NEVER played Venom.

The Halo series never came out with a RTS.

Indiana Jones never had a long-lost son.

EDIT: Philips never collaborated with Nintendo to make Zelda games.
 

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E-mantheseeker said:
#1 "Hardcore" Zelda fans won't acknowledge that there was ever a cel shaded child version of Link.
Bollocks. 'Hardcore' Zelda fans know that WW is as good (if not better) than the N64 Zeldas

I refuse to acknowledge the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
 

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The Kill Bill series, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie, Terminator: Salvation, Eragon, Spiderman 3, Indiana Jones 4, Twilight, Heat and X-Men 3 never happened for me.
 

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The movie for wolverine: origins hasn't happened yet. as i hear, apparently they are going to keep exactly to the comic, with wolverine being without sabretooth as his brother, and deadpool won't even come close to making an appearance. I hear that they will incorporate him in the next stage of wolverine origins without RUINING HIS CHARACTER
 

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Dublin Solo said:
There's only one Highlander movie.
There can be only one.
will1182 said:
Although I did enjoy the newer games, there are only 251 Pokemon, with the first 151 being the best. To say anything else is blasphemy.

Also, Death Note ended at episode 25. It's a shame there was nothing after that.
YES TO BOTH
quantum mechanic said:
The animated Lord of the Rings movie, where the Nazgul look like poorly-drawn construction paper cutouts bouncing in front of a backdrop and Boromir looks like a Viking (sort of). Argh.
This movie frightened me when I was little. Orcs are scary when they kill Boromir and you're 5. Also when Gandalf gets caught by the underwhelming Balrog. As I recall that movie ended with people trapped inside Helm's Deep. I could be wrong, haven't seen it in 15 years (wow).
Despite being afraid of it, I still loved it. Must have been because I was so little, and it was so unique to me at the time.

I won't admit that the last quarter of KotOR 2 exists, because it DIDN'T. Dammitall, and it was shaping up to be so deep dark and interesting.
 

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Sadly, the rumored fourth Die Hard movie never made it into theaters. There were no sequels to the Crow.
Only one Star Wars trilogy was ever made (there is no creature named Jar-Jar Binks, nor is there any such thing as midichlorians).
Fight Club was never made into a video game.
There was only one Mortal Kombat movie.
Only two Alien movies were made (Alien and Aliens), AVP Requiem was the only Alien versus Predator movie made.
The movie skin walkers was never made.