Mucking around in schoolwork

[Nightrunex]

I generally tend to get bored with my classwork and attempt to spice it up a little (through my notes generally), it always seems to get a laugh out of the rest of the class should anyone see it, and the teachers don't always seem to mind, so let's have a thread about funny stuff you yourself have done at school, from excuses to pranks (if you can disclose them of course).

Once, I had a fat, balding 40 year old English teacher who literally didn't care for his job, I observed him marking homework in class once and noticed he'd read the first paragraph or two, see how much there was, then read the conclusion, then give it a final grade. Upon viewing this, I hatched a plan. During Easter break he made us do a particularly nasty essay, and knowing he wouldn't grade it properly, I took advantage of it. I did the first page particularly well, along with the last. The middle 8 pages were a direct copy from Alice in Wonderland.
I got a 20 over 20.

A friend's excuse: "I'm sorry miss, I typed up my homework on the computer, but couldn't bring it in because apparently, the computer does not contain water, so I couldn't absorb it through Osmosis."

Now your turn ^^

 

[nukethetuna]

During the middle of the school year in high school, classes would get pretty lethargic and boring. Teachers wouldn't be enthusiastic, students would be sleeping. It would take a long time for kids to answer questions that the teachers asked.

So I started to take part in classes using only handwritten signs. Come to think of it, the sign that was a hand raising was probably a little redundant.