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[Eveonline100]

while back i was COD4 when i round a corner only to stumble on 3 guys who where sniping (also we were down by 2 while the other team was a kill away) if don't see where this going you really need to play more COD so i was thinking has that ever happend to you i.e. iwish this match had 1 minute or wish the match went on longer? By that i mean this the match is about to end you in a postion to win the game but the other team just happens to get the final kill while your in a postion to either tie up the game or win the match)

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Uhhhh...... What are you talking about?

 

[ZeroMachine]

Don't assume people know what you're talking about. Make a clear, concise point and thread subject.

Because to be honest, well...

Uhhhh...... What are you talking about?

... yeah, this.

 

[MercurySteam]

Uhhhh...... What are you talking about?

I agree.

OP: Is there an actual point that you're trying to make? If so can you word it more English-like please.

 

[Handbag1992]

I think what you just did to the English language was prohibited by the Geneva convention.

 

[Ima842]

I think you accidentals a sentence or two.

 

[bob1052]

What I think the OP said:

I was walking around etc. and turned a corner to see three snipers with their backs to me, and then the game ended before I could kill them. My team lost by two points. Has anyone had any experiences like this ie. have you ever wished a match had 1 minute longer.

 

[Chamale]

Here, I can translate from gibberish:

A while back I was playing Call of Duty 4. I rounded a corner, only to stumble upon 3 snipers. We were 3 kills from victory, while the other team was a kill away. If you don't see where this story is going, you need to play more Call of Duty.

Spoiler

The implication is that the other team won the round a moment before Eveonline100 managed to kill these three snipers, but he feels he would have won the fight.

Has this ever happened to you? What I mean is, have you ever had a match where you wished it went on just a minute longer so something interesting could happen?

 

[ZeroMachine]

What I think the OP said:

I was walking around etc. and turned a corner to see three snipers with their backs to me, and then the game ended before I could kill them. My team lost by two points. Has anyone had any experiences like this ie. have you ever wished a match had 1 minute longer.

Here, I can translate from gibberish:

A while back I was playing Call of Duty 4. I rounded a corner, only to stumble upon 3 snipers. We were 3 kills from victory, while the other team was a kill away. If you don't see where this story is going, you need to play more Call of Duty.

Spoiler

The implication is that the other team won the round a moment before Eveonline100 managed to kill these three snipers, but he feels he would have won the fight.

Has this ever happened to you? What I mean is, have you ever had a match where you wished it went on just a minute longer so something interesting could happen?

I vote we make these two the official gibbertype translators for the Escapist.

And now I can actually answer the question- yes! It actually happened to me today!

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Uhhhh...... What are you talking about?

Don't assume people know what you're talking about. Make a clear, concise point and thread subject.

OP: Is there an actual point that you're trying to make? If so can you word it more English-like please.

I think what you just did to the English language was prohibited by the Geneva convention.

I really hope that that's sarcasm. If it's not:

"A while back I was playing COD4 when I turned around a corner only to stumble on 3 guys who were sniping (we were down by 2 kills while the other team was only a kill away). If you don't see where this is going, you really need to play more COD. I was thinking: Has this ever happened to you? Do ever wish the match had one more minute or that it was on longer?"

Better?

OP, you might want to clean up your post. It was pretty bad, but I was able to get the gist of it. Remember, periods are your friend.

OT: Yes, I've had that happen. While I can't remember any specific times I somehow manage to always start getting on a roll right near the end of a match.

 

[Chamale]

I vote we make these two the official gibbertype translators for the Escapist.

I am willing to accept this responsibility. I've gotten pretty good at these translations thanks to Fundies Say The Darndest Things. For example, I turned this:

shut the fuck up.if we changed to fit our surroundings why do fish,dolphins etc need to go to the surface to get air.if they evolved they would not need to surface for air they would saty underwater always.nd y have we stoped evolving if we started apes nd y have they stoped evolving?and how the fuck can a big explosion creat the earth and then make the core 10000000 degrees.when explosions blow up things.and you cant say we stoped evolving to fit our surrounds because we didnt.its proved once a cell evolves(mutates) the mutation spread over the body a doesnt stop so evvolving does not stop , which the evolutioists say has.

Into this:

I strongly disagree. Consider this: If, as the theory of evolution posits, organisms adapt to their surroundings, why do dolphins need to surface to breathe air? They could have evolved the ability to extract oxygen from water and stay underwater.

Another point: Why have humans stopped evolving? If, as you say, we evolved from apes, why have apes stopped evolving?

How could the Big Bang have created the earth and heated its core to a hyperbole-inspiring level? Explosions cause destruction, not creation.

Don't claim that the reason humans stopped evolving is that we are well-adapted to our surroundings. We are not. It's well-known fact that when a cell mutates, the mutation spreads to others cells, so evolution can never stop, despite the claims of scientists who study evolution.

This thread can now be closed, because of my clearly convincing arguments. I grow weary of this constant and tiring debate. GET FUCKED.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Uhhhh...... What are you talking about?

"A while back, I was playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; me and my teammates went around a corner, only to stumble upon three guys who were sniping quite far away. (Our team was down by two players; and the other team was a kill away from victory.) If you don't see where this going you really need to play more Call of Duty.

So I was thinking: has that ever happened to you? i.e., have you wished the game had a time limit instead of a kill limit, or wish the match went on longer than the pre-determined set of kills, when pinned down like fish in a barrel?"

edit: HOW DO PEOPLE TYPE SO FAST. I was beaten to it twice. Then that was quoted, three times. Eurgh.

Edit 2: and my translation, it appears, was completely wrong. This website is full of ninjas, I swear...