My Birthday!

[ae86gamer]

Hello fellow Escapist! Today is my birthday! I'm one year older and one year wiser. (I'm not wiser) Now I'm 17 and can do almost anything.(Not Really)

Now what do you suggest I do for this occasion??

For Your Consideration:Hilarious Situations Welcomed

 

[Lord George]

Hooray have an internet cookie. Go get drunk as you probaly look old enough now anyway, or go and buy loads of marshmellows and fill a paddling pool with them. Thats what I did last year and it worked for me.

 

[the_tramp]

First things first: Happy Birthday!

American, so... what can you do at 17? Help me here (I'm English). Aren't the big ages 16, 18 and 21 there?

Ahh screw it just get wasted like everyone else.

Side Note: Looking at your profile and seeing 1992 make me feel so old, despite myself only being 1989. For some reason there seems to be such a huge gap between 80's and 90's.

 

[ace_of_something]

Happy birthing commemoration day!

Go to an ice rink with your chums.

Side Note: Looking at your profile and seeing 1992 make me feel so old, despite myself only being 1989. For some reason there seems to be such a huge gap between 80's and 90's.

I was born in 1980, how do you think I feel?

 

[Ago Iterum]

get some non internet friends?
or you could wait untill you are 18 and STILL not get drunk because you are not dumb enough to drink...

What a horribly negative post to send to someone on their birthday...

Happy birthday!

Still not old enough to drink hmm...

Just do it anyway.