My boobytrapped pc, Help and suggestions!

[Ultracake]

I recently obtained a rather standard laptop for free (Dont ask how...) And i had an inspiration as to what to do with it!

Im going to make every file and folder boobytrapped using all sorts of simple, yet annoying stuff hidden in the files, For example: You click on internet explorer and the pc threatens to shut down, This is counteracted by pressing the shutdown button on the start menu, stuff like that, Ive already made some witty messages (Along with a scary loud microsoft sam voice) when you login to it

Its a ridiculous idea and a waste of a laptop. but im bored...

So, the escapist being a good source of people interested in this kind of thing ( i imagine)
I ask if you post ideas as to what i do on this labyrithine PC to make it sadistic and evil to all who use it (Till i format it a week later and keep it in a cupboard for a year)

 

[Internet Kraken]

I recently obtained a rather standard laptop for free (Dont ask how...)

No, I'm going to ask how. How the hell did you get a free laptop, and why do you want to ruin it?!?

 

[Sassafrass]

I recently obtained a rather standard laptop for free (Dont ask how...)

No, I'm going to ask how. How the hell did you get a free laptop, and why do you want to ruin it?!?

I agree with Kraken. Why in the hell would you want to do that?

[sup]Do you value your bones?[/sup]

 

[101194]

Yeah! For Messing with people! Give it to a friend and make sure the opening voice says "Your a Raging Homosexual!" When you start it up. Good times...

Edit: Ask the Anonymous, They would know what too do.

 

[Ultracake]

I recently obtained a rather standard laptop for free (Dont ask how...)

No, I'm going to ask how. How the hell did you get a free laptop, and why do you want to ruin it?!?

Not ruin! Improoooove! Besides, i can just reformat it later. (Btw, since you asked a friend of mine who isnt very computer litterate said it was broken and i could have it, It was just riddled with viruses and stuff thats easy enough to fix if you know how)

 

[Ultracake]

Yeah! For Messing with people! Give it to a friend and make sure the opening voice says "Your a Raging Homosexual!" When you start it up. Good times...

Edit: Ask the Anonymous, They would know what too do.

I like your style, And therfor and putting that raging homosexual thing into practice, And telling everyone how to use it


Firstly, go to your start menu. then all programs.
Then open the file called "Startup" and make a new notepad document, Inside it you must type:

StrText=("YOU ARE A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL")
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
msgbox("YOU ARE A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL!!!"),0,("Horror of horrors!")

Then save the file under the name: Startupgag.vbs (Make sure it has the .vbs bit to work)

Click the file called startupgag, it should then play the sound and a window will come up. This will happen every time you login/restart your computer. To stop it, just delete the file

 

[dududf]

Well to get started, make a folder called "Child Porn" move it to a corner in the screen, print screen, and set that as the default back ground. secondly make another admin account make a password and remember the pass word *for now* log back onto the user with "Child Porn" make the default homepage www.meatspin.com (DO NOT VISIT IT SPAM SITE DISPLAYING MALE GENITALIA!)ok... try to rig it so when they try to type a URL or when they try t ochange sites a pop-up says "Are you sure you want to stop your faggotry? Click Yes to continue faggotry!" if thye click no leave them on the page, if they clikc yes leave them on the page.

Find a way to disable the ctrl alt delete menu thing.

find a way if they try to close the internet explorer, that a popup says "Are you sure you want to quit?" with Options "No" and "no"

Uh ok with the IE screwed... create a desktop short cut to "Windows Restore" but it actually leads to a yaoi slideshow that is also un exitable, with the rick roll music blasting.

Find a way to permanetely have sound on max, and make the control menu in-accessible.

Make it on start up to launch some rude program, it can be a goatse flash of some sort if you wish.


uhh...

Oh!

Put illegal content on said lap top and SOME HOW make a way of tracking said lap top, and when someone takes the lap top submit a anonymous tip on the lap top to the police.

Then log onto the admin account, remove admin from the bugged account, make sure the admin password is a uber long and impossible to crack code... and leave it like that I guess.

Install a virus that locks the computer every 4 minutes, and use crazy glue to seal every entry in the laptop, including the power button, restart button, cd drive, usb drive e.t.c.

Think that's all?

Have fun!

Oh and change the default language to german.

 

[Ultracake]

I would do that, but hmmm... I'd rather have a sort of, Finnese to the insanity rather than OMG GENITALS MY EYES THEY BUUUUURN, While hilarious. i just dont want to have to test it aftwards.

Yno, like folders not leading to right places, Desktop changing every time you open a fullscreen window, and it wont turn off, kinda things