My brain hurts...

[Kenbo Slice]

From watching these videos.

Edit: Third video, How could I have missed it?

I really don't know what to think, they also use some pretty piss poor examples of "satanic" bands.

Anyways, thoughts? I really don't know what to think...I might need to go lie down.

 

[lRookiel]

Bunch of nonsense made by a bunch of idiots?

Those are my thoughts.

 

[shrekfan246]

My brain hurts too, but probably for a different reason.

Those videos are a barrel of laughs, though.

How do you promote "demonic possession"? How is "demonic possession" even a thing?

And John Lennon? Really? BON JOVI? LITTLE RICHARD!?!?! AHAHAHA!

I was so close to taking them seriously, too.

Oh man, thanks Kenbo, I needed a good laugh tonight.

EDIT: I applaud their effort, at least. Their argument is absolutely terrible and holds no real weight, but at least they sort of tried.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

My brain hurts too, but probably for a different reason.

Those videos are a barrel of laughs, though.

How do you promote "demonic possession"? How is "demonic possession" even a thing?

And John Lennon? Really? BON JOVI? LITTLE RICHARD!?!?! AHAHAHA!

I was so close to taking them seriously, too.

Oh man, thanks Kenbo, I needed a good laugh tonight.

EDIT: I applaud their effort, at least. Their argument is absolutely terrible and holds no real weight, but at least they sort of tried.

The best part for me is the Bring Me the Horizon song in the beginning of the second video. "I've got a secret..." ILLUMINATI! OH MY GOD!

Or the part with the drummer for The Faceless. You see how he plays with his eyes closed? DEMONS!

 

[shrekfan246]

The best part for me is the Bring Me the Horizon song in the beginning of the second video. "I've got a secret..." ILLUMINATI! OH MY GOD!

Or the part with the drummer for The Faceless. You see how he plays with his eyes closed? DEMONS!

I was just waiting for them to use Underoath or something, so I could laugh even more heartily at the knowledge that the people in the band are Christian!

The jump to Illuminati is pretty lol-worthy in itself, though.

I have a hard time thinking this is serious, to be honest, especially with the whole "Breakdown!" thing in the second video, but they have disabled the comment section and "like" bar on the videos... do they do that with all of their videos?

 

[Kenbo Slice]

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I really would love to hear their thoughts on bands such as Underoath or August Burns Red.

I also would love to hear their opinions on bands like Behemoth or Burzum.

Yeah they have their comments disabled on the rest of their videos.

The Michael Jackson video is pretty lol worthy too:

 

[DoveAlexa]

I thought your brain hurt from just reading the thread titles in off topic today. God there's a lot of stupid floating around.

 

[Strazdas]

Have you only now discovered that 80% of youtube is people posting videos that are so stupid you didnt think could exist before you found them?

 

[MortisLegio]

Anyone else think this is a joke? I mean seriously this is a joke right? Right?

 

[King of Asgaard]

Spoiler: what is this I don't even

Gotta love the ignorance of some people...
It's a damned shame that the stereotype that any and all rockers are Satanists continues to exist, though.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

I love the intro:
"Metal has caused many youth to turn to drugs, become rebellious and become sexually promiscuous (including bisexuality)."

Ermm...
Most youths are like that anyway? If you count alcohol as a drug... except the bi part. Since fucking when did metal promote bisexuality?

Well, this is unintentionally hilarious. "The core of metal is sex, drugs and rock n roll". Yup. And that's why it's awesome.
Holy shit. Just got to the part where he claims that demons are the reason why metal players are so skilled. Haaaaaaa fuck me that's deluded.

 

[Coffeejack]

"Follow the signs" is one of my favourite ones they use, narrowly beating "Wake up, damnit" and "Jesus, am I the only one who notices this?!"


Hey Satan, my main man, is there any pot left?

 

[Longstreet]

So its just your basic christian biased blind-to-everything-else-glasses-wearing bullshit. Go it.

I'd love to go in deeper in this, but i couldn't stand watching more that the first video (till when he acctually starts talking) and a bit of the second. [sub][sub][sub][sub] and of course because the Almighty Lord, Satan, forbids me [/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

But since metal advertises suicide, i'd love to hear their opinion on Disturbed - Inside the Fire.

OMGGGGG he plays with his eyes closed. the ONLY way he could do that is because DEMONSSS! 111!!! why dont people see this?? its not like he can actually play the drums to that song.


After skipping through the 3rd video, I would have thought that, with the whole moshing is violence thing, they would have tossed in some footage.


Oh and IF satan is the source of all their skill, when does he show up in my room? i'd love a piece of that pie.

 

[Lugbzurg]

This... this still happens? I thought they all moved to dubstep. What I gather is that the whole thing was a stupid idea to begin with, and they didn't even come close to doing a thorough job?

 

[Arakasi]

It's no fun when the comments section and Likes/Dislikes aren't open.
Though it is funny that the thing has the FBI warning at the start.