My buddy Keith

[Pegghead]

I know this guy Josh, he's almost set his house on fire, once set parts of himself on fire and often does crazy things at school. But he's a great guy. Oh and by the way, do you know what sucked to the head means, 'cause I came down somewhere with Josh once and he didn't know. It's nothing bad, it's about eating...

 

[CD repo man]

My friend went to New York and lived in a squat and didn't get stabbed...that's pretty impressive.

 

[ShakyFiend]

Climbed up a house and got through the second floor window cos we didnt have a key,

 

[DSEZ]

my friend once jumped off my house for 20 bucks broke his right leg
then i did it and got no injuries i laughed for a little bit

 

[RanD00M]

I am that friend. I once ate a handful of wasabi paste for five dollars.

You are from now on the single most awesome person alive.

 

[Danpascooch]

Anybody suffering more than one of Keith's horrible problems would be dead

so no

 

[Poomanchu745]

I had a buddy in college that would always get black out drunk and wind up waking up in weird places.

One time he woke up on the roof of the bar he was drinking in. He also woke up in the basketball arena to the ROTC practicing drills and had to dig his keys out of a pile of ROTC clothes. I think the best was one time he woke up in a random parking lot in the back of a VW bug and left one of his shoes in the car when he left.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

"Keith ain't my middle name (but it should be)."

(Free cookies to all who get the QC-refference)

 

[Ciarang]

I am that friend. I once ate a handful of wasabi paste for five dollars.

Aww duuude, how can you do that! >_<

OT: I used to have a friend like that, but then I moved house :[

 

[Steelfists]

I heard the army once bombed Keith with nerve gas over 90% of his crocodiles. With nerve gas.