My card...

[The Salty Vulcan]

Hypothetical, everyone in the world is an expensive and somewhat distinctive assassin who get to do all those assassin things like travel the world, whack some poor shmuack and other stuff all while looking badass. I ask you, my fellow Ecapists, what would be your codename? Your Nome De Gerre, your alias, your secret identity if it were. See if you can even explain why so.

Personally, I'd just use the anagram of my real name: Sam "Jade" Ames-Cobs. The "Jade" would be a reference to a jade pendant I have. Y'know, those maori one that look like a face. I forget the name.

Oh and lets try to avoid "The Jackal" if we don't mind.

 

[MassiveGeek]

I don't know... maybe "Pandora".

Because I open things and investigate what should really be left alone.

*Lame*

 

[Gabanuka]

"Dr Coconut"


What?

 

[Quaxar]

Doctordonna. Yeah, I'd be the nerdiest killer ever.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Gary". Or maybe "the Valeyard".
Of course, nobody would suspect that I am in fact "The Prettiest Princess"...

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Zampano

 

[The Night Shade]

NightShade or Yippie-ki-yay

 

[Nvv]

Mr. Stevenson

It's plain, nearly anonymous and best of all completely unrelated to my real identity.

 

[Scolar Visari]

Freki.

But wait, if everyone is an assassin then who takes out the hits? It's like that infinite mailman loop thing.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

And so I shall call myself...

Spoiler

Betty

 

[6unn3r]

The Man, non discript and slightly sinister.

 

[Tartarga]

I would be known as McSteve. Its catchy and it lets you know that I am no ordinary Steve.

 

[Tartarga]

Sorry, double post.

 

[Hman121]

Azteca, because I'm a descendant of them. I hunt you with a FAL and an obsidian knife.

 

[Geekosaurus]

The Honey Badger.

I can just picture it...

Guy 1: Whose that giving me the evil eye?
Guy 2: Oh, that? That's the Honey Badger, go careful.
Guy 1: Pfft, Honey Badger? Yeah, right, I'ma go sort him out.
Guy 2: Dude, leave it...
Guy 1: Whatever, hey, look at this faggOHMYGODITHURTSSOMUCHMAKEITSTOP!
Guy 2: Told you.

Spoiler: You're famous.

I'd be called 'I Did' because it'd create a few seconds of confusion, allowing me to escape.

'Who killed this guy?'
'I Did.'
'What? It was you?'
'No, no - that's his name.'
'Oh okay. That's kinda clever.'
'I know, right.'
'Hey - where'd he go?'

 

[crudus]

My code name would be Crudus. It is the name I use for everything.

 

[spartan1077]

Spartan1077...what? I'm not that creative...although I might choose something like

HSUAFHIOASFSKDHDSGIODSGULASDMASKCHASIUFasffgasfiJSAFij
so that as they're trying to pronounce it-I've killed them.

 

[spartan1077]

om nom nom

 

[Vivvav]

Mister E, Professional Soul Excavator.

 

[loc978]

Mr. Pink.