"My chair, my rules"

[MagusVulpes]

I know someone out there was watching big bang theory tonight, and I was wondering if anyone who speaks Latin (or has a great memory) could recall what 'my chair, my rules' translates into Latin.

 

[Necator15]

lectica mei, constituti mei

Or something close to that.
constitutum is actually the word for "Law," but it's close enough.