My Chrome is sad

[Idsertian]

My Chrome is sad and I don't know why.

See? Please tell me why my Chrome is sad, I have tried everything.

Rules:

1. Come up with a reason for my Chrome's sadness. Go wild, whatever you can think of.
2. But keep it within Escapists forum rules, obviously.
3. Have fun!

e.g. Chrome is sad because there are no more cookies.

 

[ZRendZ]

Chrome is sad because batman /moviebob

 

[Raognerrrm]

Chrome is sad because you haven't told it that you love it more than firefox.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I'm sad because Chrome is sad.

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Chrome is sad because it watched Se7en

 

[Idsertian]

Chrome is sad because you haven't told it that you love it more than firefox.

Oh no, I've told it that, many times.

I think Chrome is sad because it knows that the world is shit.

 

[M0rp43vs]

It's sad because Skyrim isn't coming out for a few more months

 

[SoloStoffe]

He's sad because he's lonely, and hates all the other programs on your computer.

 

[P0RTAL]

He's sad because you haven't introduced him to Portal 2 yet, And she's some pretty hot stuff

 

[Idsertian]

Ohh, that could be the reason. It knew Portal 2, then my gaming hard drive went up the swannie and it went away. Lemme ask it...

Nope, it just told me that's not the reason and is now pouting at me.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Your Chrome is sad because he wants to achieve greater things, but knows that all he will ever do is browse the internet.

 

[evilneko]

Chrome is sad because you're browsing the escapist instead of doing something productive. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypocriticalHumor]

 

[P0RTAL]

chrome is sad because firefox called its mother fat

 

[scorptatious]

Chrome is sad because Duke Nukem Forever finally came out after over a decade, and it was received poorly.

 

[Idsertian]

While it is definitely perturbed at the above, it still says that isn't the issue. Any more ideas?

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

It's sad because your making it feel dirty.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Chrome is sad because it's only 24th in the periodic table.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Banned because It does not want to show the things on /b/.
So stop browsing it.