My girlfriend won't stop talking about her period
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Usually if you're a girl talking about your period really isn't something that should be talked about in mixed company...unless you're in sex ed...lol.
See, its things like this that make me so very very happy to be gay. but IF a woman were to start in on this topic there is always the age old "STFU" line to use
*ahem*
...'SO!...I was balls deep in this guy's anus jackhammering and he was like "baby luv how about a reach-around" and I was like "DUDE!!!!!...Thats GAY!!!!!"...'
If that doesnt work then there is always earplugs and/or duct tape
*ahem*
...'SO!...I was balls deep in this guy's anus jackhammering and he was like "baby luv how about a reach-around" and I was like "DUDE!!!!!...Thats GAY!!!!!"...'
If that doesnt work then there is always earplugs and/or duct tape
I've hired skywriters to deliver the message above 13 major US cities. Guess which ones!MercurySteam said:
Lucky bastard. I just end up gagging and shouting over them to stop.Woodsey said:
OT: Just leave when she starts talking about them, carry ear plugs with you to block her out too. She'll get the message if you start to just ignore her talking about them.
My bird keeps trying to talk me into levelling her while shes on. Fucking rough. Just tell her to cut that shit out.
I'm thinking you're just going to need to get over it.
Being with a woman means you're going to be hearing about it occasionally, and even dealing with it. That little bin they keep by the toilet, they're going to expect you to empty it when you take out the garbage. Her towels/tampons are going to be a part of your grocery shop. And on the rare occasions she mis-times it, you're going to be expected to do your share of sticking the bloody bed-sheets in the washing machine. Best to just get inured to it early.
On the plus side, if it really doesn't bother you, some women get very randy when they're on the rag. Convince her not to be shy about it and you'll have some of the easiest access to sex.
Being with a woman means you're going to be hearing about it occasionally, and even dealing with it. That little bin they keep by the toilet, they're going to expect you to empty it when you take out the garbage. Her towels/tampons are going to be a part of your grocery shop. And on the rare occasions she mis-times it, you're going to be expected to do your share of sticking the bloody bed-sheets in the washing machine. Best to just get inured to it early.
On the plus side, if it really doesn't bother you, some women get very randy when they're on the rag. Convince her not to be shy about it and you'll have some of the easiest access to sex.
I've heard some things. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szFO7Wo7ZCE&feature=relatedThe Afrodactyl said:
Anyhoo, while I'm not at all sure why this bothers you (why are so many guys disgusted and terrified by this? They won't even touch unused tampons or pads), there are a few ways to make her stop that don't involve hemorrhoids.
Maybe be a little annoying, like flick her ear every time she mentions it so her mind correlates the annoyance to talking with you about that subject (human psychology. It works!). Maybe try just blowing a raspberry when she talks about it (do NOT try if said girlfriend is a natural shit-disturber). If she really likes you, she'll get the hint and do it less often. Otherwise... no offense to you, but she might just be a *****. It's possible, I don't know her.
For every little burp. hiccup, fart, etc. I have to hear from my boyfriend, I think I'm allowed to tell him when I can't have sex and why.
Seriously guys, do you know the minutia of how many bodily functions you share with us? Having lots of guy friends, brothers, and boyfriends, I can safely say your ass does not shut up about everything and anything, serious or otherwise. I make a point not to fart near you, burp near you, make other bodily noises AND take care of yours...I don't think I'm gonna worry too much.
I don't she's getting into the more unpleasant parts of it...so just relax and wait until it's done.
Seriously guys, do you know the minutia of how many bodily functions you share with us? Having lots of guy friends, brothers, and boyfriends, I can safely say your ass does not shut up about everything and anything, serious or otherwise. I make a point not to fart near you, burp near you, make other bodily noises AND take care of yours...I don't think I'm gonna worry too much.
I don't she's getting into the more unpleasant parts of it...so just relax and wait until it's done.
I'm gonna be honest here: I really only came into this thread to tell you to suck it up. But I don't want a low-content post warning, or to seem like a dick, so I'll flesh this out. I mean, if you're planning on being with your girlfriend for a while, she's gonna talk about her time of the month at the very least once in a while.Urgh76 said:Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.
I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, but she does it now to toy with me for she loves seeing me miserable XD
The whole conversation at lunch was about how much pain she's in/ she was fine in the morning/ talking to her other feminine friend about tampons/ asking ME if I use tampons, etc.
I don't want it to be like that tomorrow or any other day, so what should I do?
By the way, for bonus discussion, how bad IS it really?
I don't think it's that gross. I've often had my female friends talk to me about their period. A notable time was just this past month, when one friend had had it three separate times in that same month. I'm not really sure what was up with that, but I think she's OK now. Another friend was complaining about the cramps she got the other day. Maybe I'm just used to it, having girls filling the majority of my circle of friends, but still--it really isn't that bad.
Long story short, it's a fact of life and you should just roll with it. I'm sure you, on occasion, bring up things she'd rather not talk about, right? Relationships are about sharing the burden. Even period burden.
Exactly this. Out gross her. If the thing Swollen Goat didn't say works, try doing something about your most favourite bowel movement and describe it in perfect detail. Or how about your first orgasm? Maybe that time you crapped in your pants?Swollen Goat said: