My God is stronger than your God

[Captain Blackout]

Incognitious Ruthenian Ignobulous as I once met most ordinary Nonpareil to ever be. They all share the gender of Xearl and like all others of their ilk xe was as graceful as host as could be. Xe showed me the most amazing things, pouring xeself into any form needed as water into my cup for tea. We played games for hours. As a master gamesman I was beaten time and time again until I cheated and brought my mojo to bear but we enjoyed it all. Sparring was interesting. No amount of cheating ever worked but I never got hurt anymore than I inflicted upon myself. I must say Ruth laughed uproariously when I told xear I worshipped xear. Something to do with my being a confirmed polymisanthropic atheist. Still, xe understands and has been at my side in spirit ever since.

From the space pirate Captain Gilligan Blackout's notes, whose name I borrow for these forums.

Do you have a stronger Diety than Incognitious? The words show a picture but the underlying spirit exists.

 

[Nimbus]

Um... What?

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Um... What?

Don't you get it? He's stoned.

 

[Pandalisk]

Could you explain what were meant to be discussing please?

 

[traceur_]

Mate, are you high?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

*Head Esplodes*

 

[EchetusXe]

Indeed.

 

[TheMatt]

I completely disagree.

 

[AMCization]

I...agree...Fully.

 

[Smudge91]

Um... What?

thats the exact same thought i had when i read it

 

[Knight Templar]

Lets just pretend I made a witty comment about how confusing that was.

But seriously what is it we are talking about here?

 

[XJ-0461]

I have no idea what's going on here. Neither does anyone else apparentley.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Ok uhm...is he high?

 

[Blurbl]

I think he's pointing out the fallacy of modern Religion.

Like the Spaghetti Monster.

 

[ioxles]

It seems another god has appeared and for the perspecacity of all clarification would be in order. Xe is the spirit guide to captain Blackout, whoose God is Xear, Xear is the seer or see-er; the one who see all (this is speculation).

Now gameplay aside of course no amount of cheating would work. Consider your composition; Your hardware (brain) is your software (thoughts and actions) everything being intricately and explicitly interconnected through growth from birth, every pulse fired in the neuron depths like flares and bubble of thought - read clearly by those who can and understood by less, but none-the-less understood. Your thoughts were being read.

How could you cheat?

 

[Captain Blackout]

It seems another god has appeared and for the perspecacity of all clarification would be in order. Xe is the spirit guide to captain Blackout, whoose God is Xear, Xear is the seer or see-er; the one who see all (this is speculation).

Now gameplay aside of course no amount of cheating would work. Consider your composition; Your hardware (brain) is your software (thoughts and actions) everything being intricately and explicitly interconnected through growth from birth, every pulse fired in the neuron depths like flares and bubble of thought - read clearly by those who can and understood by less, but none-the-less understood. Your thoughts were being read.

How could you cheat?

Close but not quite. Every word that started with "x" is a gender term. Xe, he, she, xear, him, her, xearl, girl, boy, etc.

I showed up drunk to games of chance whether or not drinking was allowed. Captain Blackout uses far more interesting drugs than I as he can get them from other planets. The thoughts read were fascinating. Mojo was allowed to flow in the absence of planning. Hell, I've beaten one of the top (20%-10% to the top) poker players on this planet while drunk because he couldn't read me anymore and my bets rarely made sense. Since Ruth would not read the cards in Blackout's mind unless it was appropriate to do so (such a gracious host) things got interesting.

And forget my other message. I now know why your my friend. You rock!

And to Blurbl: Nope. A space pirate calls it one thing and worships an embodiment of the Tao that I worship. Want to have fun? Go look up the meaning of each word and suffix in Incognitious Ruthenian Ignobulous. As high as I was every word I stated was true. You just have to read it with this thought: The Tao Te Jhing does not translate well into any language, even the original Chinese it was written in.

 

[Baby Tea]

Lets just pretend I made a witty comment about how confusing that was.

But seriously what is it we are talking about here?

I'll be siding with Templar here.
Blackout's explanation of the 'xe' terms being like a gender term helped the reading a bit, but I still have no idea the meaning or purpose of this piece of writing. Call me ignorant or call me dumb, but I just can't see it. And I re-read it 3 or 4 times.

 

[Captain Blackout]

Lets just pretend I made a witty comment about how confusing that was.

But seriously what is it we are talking about here?

I'll be siding with Templar here.
Blackout's explanation of the 'xe' terms being like a gender term helped the reading a bit, but I still have no idea the meaning or purpose of this piece of writing. Call me ignorant or call me dumb, but I just can't see it. And I re-read it 3 or 4 times.

Chalk it up to a failed attempt to completely re-word Atheists and Theists are both right and see what happens.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Are we assuming a topian mode of transit, or a panethical?


EDIT: Seriously, you guys don't get this?