My god...What is the Red button?!

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.380059-dont-read
everything is ENDING! it's the end of the escapist forums as I know them. Justin Beiber has taken over dozens of avatars and every post is skewed and incorrect..

my god... I clicked the red button too...What have we done!!?? what have we done... Have I angered you somehow, great internet gods? Please!! Have mercy!

What I want to know is wtf is up with that thread? It's just user after user after user posting a tilted pic and a red button. Where did this thread come from? Can someone explain to me what is going on?

I'm so very confused...

You should click the red button and assimil- I mean.... find out.

And see YOUR girly face left and right wherever I look? No.
Not again... NEVER AGAIN!

 

[Nerexor]

IT'S A TRAP! DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! YOU WILL BE BIEBERIZED!

Damn you tenth doctor! Teaching me that pushing a "great big threatening red button" is the right course of action! Now look what happened!

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

I clicked the button once, then again and again and again and again. I've never been so happy. ASSIMILATE!

 

[Verzin]

Oh, that's just Kross.

No, I'm nearly certain that it's [user]thynameismud[/user]'s creation.

 

[Verzin]

Oh this brings me back. Kross, you wonderful devil you.

Edit: Also this will never stop, you have released Kross into the world once more and the buttons shall rule for time immemorial. As time proceeds, everything will devolve into a pile of hatred ruled over by a benevolent dictator who will unleash red buttons upon all who oppose him. Brothers and sisters, we must leave at once; I'll go get the space wagons.

It's funny because Kross didn't do it...

 

[Vegosiux]

The red button is schmuck bait, that's what it is. After all, it's a big red button saying "Do not push this button". Pure, distilled reverse psychology at its finest.

 

[ABLb0y]

I don't get it... What does it do?

 

[Verzin]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.380059-dont-read
everything is ENDING! it's the end of the escapist forums as I know them. Justin Beiber has taken over dozens of avatars and every post is skewed and incorrect..

my god... I clicked the red button too...What have we done!!?? what have we done... Have I angered you somehow, great internet gods? Please!! Have mercy!

Happy to see you enjoyed my red button. Have you had the chance to see the glory that is my spin button yet?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Who else thinks we should change the red button? Everyone knows it's Bieber now, so might as well switch it up. How about something like... ok here's a few ideas.

It changes every avatar into Pinkie Pie's face close up.
It changes the font into comic sans!
It makes all avatars go away, mass confusion ensues.
It displays a message saying something really scary, to get everyone riled up. Something real though, like "The Escapist is now downloading multiple trojan horse viruses onto your computer. Enjoy" or something.

But anything you choose, it should always be used to troll people. Always.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Hey guys I just wanted to tell you. Thanks for all your hard work. With the inclusion of this button I'm as popular as ever now! with your help I would like to spread it around the entire internet! It's the ultimate solution to peace and love across the internet! you will all be united under the Bieber Fever!



ASSIMILATE!!!

Did you make that account just to make that joke? If so... I admire your determination. Thumbs up. I shall willingly click the red button in your honour.

Captcha: I love you... no, I don't.

 

[WaysideMaze]

I always vowed not to press it. Then one day I was browsing on my phone and my fat, man hands accidentally touched it.

Those were a fun 24 hours.

-EDIT-

Happy to see you enjoyed my red button. Have you had the chance to see the glory that is my spin button yet?

[/QUOTE]
I accepted your challenge! It's actually pretty cool. More descriptive than the red button at least.

 

[imnot]

You cannot comprehend the buttons final form.

 

[Clearing the Eye]

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You have an image in your profile that includes a near-naked woman being impaled through the ass or genitals? Classy.

 

[WanderingFool]

I'm sort of confused regarding the new functionality of the red button, actually.
Is it confined to that one thread?

Seems harmless enough.

Oh Dear GOD!!!

[sub]come on... Akbar is getting kinda old...[/sub]

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I'm sort of confused regarding the new functionality of the red button, actually.
Is it confined to that one thread?

Seems harmless enough.

Seems legit...

*clicks*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yeah I fell for it last time as well.

Spoiler

 

[Verzin]

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You have an image in your profile that includes a near-naked woman being impaled through the ass or genitals? Classy.

We'd appreciate it if you'd please be mindful of your tone when conversing with staff members.

 

[Clearing the Eye]

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You have an image in your profile that includes a near-naked woman being impaled through the ass or genitals? Classy.

We'd appreciate it if you'd please be mindful of your tone when conversing with staff members.

I'd hardly call the tone there of any particular note. Ironic if one was to take any offense to it, given that the comment in question was criticizing the impaling of a woman via her genitals.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I've clicked several times... I've yet to notice any difference...

 

[Verzin]

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You have an image in your profile that includes a near-naked woman being impaled through the ass or genitals? Classy.

We'd appreciate it if you'd please be mindful of your tone when conversing with staff members.

I'd hardly call the tone there of any particular note. Ironic if one was to take any offense to it, given that the comment in question was criticizing the impaling of a woman via her genitals.

If you meant nothing by it, then all is well.

Drawing into question the class of our staff isn't something we like to encourage, however, as I'm sure you understand. Thanks

 

[MercurySteam]

The Red Button: a sure fire way to get me to avoid The Escapist for 24 hours.

Well done Kross.