My impossible task

[troth]

In order to blackmail a politician(Just kidding! No cops please), I am required to install a major file onto a computer without the owner knowing. This is the kind of file that will show up in the start menu, and the add/remove programs menu. The computer has no users it never uses that I could install it on or anything of the sort. Swift assistance would be most appreciated.

Discussion: Ever had to do something like this? A good example would be hiding a game from parents.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Quit downloading porn.

OT: I think there's probably third party software you can install on windows that lets you password protect certain folders and files...Anyway I know you can do it easily on a mac but I have no idea how to do it on a pc.

 

[troth]

Quit downloading porn.

The porn is child porn being put on a politicians computer. I intend to blackmail them if need be.

 

[mad825]

I have installed a Key logger on at my old home computer, I wanted to know what my guardians were Emailing to the government officials about me

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Quit downloading porn.

The porn is child porn being put on a politicians computer. I intend to blackmail them if need be.

That's a horrible thing to do!

What you should be doing is replacing the politician with a zombie body-double at your command. It's much easier to get what you want that way. Trust me.

 

[Flying-Emu]

What the hell.

Am I the only person on this forum who doesn't act like a convicted felon?

 

[Booze Zombie]

What the hell.

Am I the only person on this forum who doesn't act like a convicted felon?

No, I don't act like a convicted felon, either.

I just hide naughty pictures of cartoon ladies on my PC... wait, forget I said that.

 

[troth]

What the hell.

Am I the only person on this forum who doesn't act like a convicted felon?

Yes.

 

[Thaius]

What the hell.

Am I the only person on this forum who doesn't act like a convicted felon?

No, you're not alone there. I'm kind of scared too.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

What the hell.

Am I the only person on this forum who doesn't act like a convicted felon?

Don't bother trying to cover for yourself. We know what you've done. All of it.

 

[grimsprice]

What the hell.

Am I the only person on this forum who doesn't act like a convicted felon?

Rule of the internet: you are never the only one.

I to act in accordance with the law at all times.... mostly.

EDIT: lol, you got quoted 5 times in exactly 3 seconds.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

steal the computer and replace it with a identical one

 

[troth]

steal the computer and replace it with a identical one

I sadly can't afford to do that.

 

[TheComedown]

Quit downloading porn.

OT: I think there's probably third party software you can install on windows that lets you password protect certain folders and files...Anyway I know you can do it easily on a mac but I have no idea how to do it on a pc.

Im pretty sure you can password protect folder and stuff without external programs.

Troth your not engaging in illegal activity are you? I dont think there is a way to actually hide installed software tho unless the software already is a background program that hides itself, even then that will show up in start menu etc. So I don't think there is anything you could do OP.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

steal the computer and replace it with a identical one

I sadly can't afford to do that.

Can you afford to steal the politician and replace it with an identical one?

 

[troth]

steal the computer and replace it with a identical one

I sadly can't afford to do that.

Can you afford to steal the politician and replace it with an identical one?

Brilliant!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

First of all, What the fuck?! Second, you could try making it Malware, although that would require some technological prowess, even better, turn yourself over to the local authorities, that is sure to work, go do that now.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Quit downloading porn.

The porn is child porn being put on a politicians computer. I intend to blackmail them if need be.

That's a horrible thing to do!

What you should be doing is replacing the politician with a zombie body-double at your command. It's much easier to get what you want that way. Trust me.

FF8?

Anyways. If it will show up on the add/remove programs and the users have any idea what they're doing you likely won't last a week if they are anything like me.

Get a more subtle program, I don't think a computer application suddenly appearing on my computer without my knowledge will be ignored like an extra 20 in your wallet.

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Note: I don't condone blackmail or downloading illegal programs, what I said was mostly meant to be discouraging.

 

[Yureina]

What the hell.

Am I the only person on this forum who doesn't act like a convicted felon?

No. I don't act like that either.

What kind of program is this anyway?

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Quit downloading porn.

The porn is child porn being put on a politicians computer. I intend to blackmail them if need be.

That's a horrible thing to do!

What you should be doing is replacing the politician with a zombie body-double at your command. It's much easier to get what you want that way. Trust me.

FF8?

Anyways. If it will show up on the add/remove programs and the users have any idea what they're doing you likely won't last a week if they are anything like me.

Get a more subtle program, I don't think a computer application suddenly appearing on my computer without my knowledge will be ignored like an extra 20 in your wallet.

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Note: I don't condone blackmail or downloading illegal programs, what I said was mostly meant to be discouraging.

Yep. That was me. It was my most evil plot yet. I created... Final Fantasy VIII!