My issue with the 3DS.

[Catalyst6]

I have a real issue with the whole 3DS system. Let's do some math.

"DS"= "Dual Screens".
(It could also mean "Developer's system" but shut up I'm making a point.)

DS = 2 screens
3(DS) = 6 screens

Where's my six-screened DS, Nintendo? This is blatant false advertising.
Lrn2Mth

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

So, you won't be satisfied until you have 3+ screens to keep track of? I have issues with two on my DS. The 3DS brand stands for the 3D technology inside the device.

I mean, unless of course you wanted to go full hardcore...

 

[binvjoh]

How dare they?

Boycott, anyone?

 

[drbarno]

My issue with the 3DS: there's no games I'm interested in, get some good games on there!

 

[daltonlaffs]

Pssh. Where did you learn your Algebra, OP?

You forgot the "Nintendo" variable.

Nintendo + DS = 2

We don't know if it's Nintendo or DS that equals 2. This is further demonstrated by the fact that the number doesn't change with the DSi -- an imaginary number didn't affect the overall value, so I can only conclude that the value of "DS" itself is zero. It's all about Nintendo, duh.

 

[Catalyst6]

Pssh. Where did you learn your Algebra, OP?

You forgot the "Nintendo" variable.

Nintendo + DS = 2

We don't know if it's Nintendo or DS that equals 2. This is further demonstrated by the fact that the number doesn't change with the DSi -- an imaginary number didn't affect the overall value, so I can only conclude that the value of "DS" itself is zero. It's all about Nintendo, duh.

Ah, unless we say that Nintendo is worthless. In that case, it would be 0 + DS = 2, which means that DS = 2.

And yes, the DSi is imaginary. I've certainly never seen one, have you? How do we know that it's not just an elaborate hoax?

 

[daltonlaffs]

Spoiler

Pssh. Where did you learn your Algebra, OP?

You forgot the "Nintendo" variable.

Nintendo + DS = 2

We don't know if it's Nintendo or DS that equals 2. This is further demonstrated by the fact that the number doesn't change with the DSi -- an imaginary number didn't affect the overall value, so I can only conclude that the value of "DS" itself is zero. It's all about Nintendo, duh.

Ah, unless we say that Nintendo is worthless. In that case, it would be 0 + DS = 2, which means that DS = 2.

And yes, the DSi is imaginary. I've certainly never seen one, have you? How do we know that it's not just an elaborate hoax?

However, I have here with me some mathematical proof that Nintendo is not equal to zero.

Spoiler

Nintendo = the sum of its parts:

plus

plus

Therefore, the theoretical value of variable "Nintendo" is actually greater than 9000. However, I haven't mentioned the variable "Virtualboy", which subtracts just enough from this theoretical to reach an exact value of 2. Which is to say, twice as much as variables "Microsoft" and "Sony".

Q.E.D.

 

[SeaCalMaster]

Clearly, Nintendo prefers to work in Z_4.