My Life Rocks

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

I am rather well endowed which I find always makes life better.
I get quite well paid for a easy ass job.
My ex who really fucked me over has come sniffing around again wanting to get back together and I have taken great joy in screwing her around.
And I am living the dream of being a dirty old man with a young girlfriend. I am nearly 30 and am fucking a 16 year old[footnote]16 is the legal age here and thats all I care about.[/footnote] with D cups.

Yup, lifes pretty damn good. However I believe theres a cloud for every silver lining so yeah. Something bads gonna happen soon and its gonna be big.

 

[Bvenged]

Hmm, not allowed to mention about how my life sucks? Well, I don't really like to think negative anyway so okay.

I've got more independence than I could've ever thought to have at my age! (19) If I want a beer, game, kebab - i sodding go out and buy it.
I'm finally "good" at guitar!
I can afford a new computer soon!
While I've not had a job in ages and I'm regularly applying, my scope of where to apply is broadening!
I'm getting better and better at driving every week!
I've found beer that I like!
I'm actually doing really, really well at this hidden degree I'm doing (foundation forensic computing with 3rd year full BSc); and it was local, after a history of doing crap at further education!
I've got a career planned out and it's awesome, really really cool AND achievable!
I'm living at home and have access to a car and a student loan and attending college and university and spend hours applying for jobs; yet still have time to drink, play guitar, play games, revise, do coursework and then some - every week!
My social contact has declined so much in a year I would say my friend count is in the 20's or less, let alone the triple digits it used to be. That's what leaving school and being naturally socially inert does to you, despite being very sociable when out. - sorry, fingers slipped.

I would ask for no one to mess this up by going on about how their life is nothing but misery and pain, but frankly I know the Escapist community far too well by now for that.

It's like asking them not to grow hair.

 

[BlackStar42]

I just woke up 5 minutes ago, I don't have much work to do at the moment, and there's an off-license just up the road. Only downside is something in my room keeps making weird noises and I have no idea what it is.

 

[phyrexian]

My life is a dark abyss

I actually think my life is the best it's ever been. I have an amazing boyfriend, I've finally resumed school after a 2 year absence, and my mother is no longer stealing money from under my nose. I can actually start saving for that death ray I've been wanting since forever.

I'm so happy I'm farting rainbows and puking sunshine, no joke. I think I need to get that checked out.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Braggart. There's no need for that.

Well, just to remain somewhat on-topic, my life has taken somewhat of a turn upwards recently. I've had exceptional academic success recently, to the point where I'm being treated like a bit of a guru on the C programming language by my classmates. This is reassuring - I'm finally doing something that I can succeed with. I do have a job, crappy and all as it is, and as much as the manager wants me gone, I do still have some money coming in, with more of a possibility of getting another job as I progress through my degree. No girlfriend, obviously; that's something that will never happen, but once I get through the abysmal ruination of Valentine's Day, that won't be so bothersome either.

That post was very nearly positive, I think I'm in shock.

OP: Life is good. I'm halfway through my Masters, which is encouraging. I love the people I live with, there's no petty drama amongst my friends and my boyfriend is awesome. Drinks and merriment are had on a regular basis.
I did lose my job this week though so that's a bit of a set back. Hopefully I'll find another one soon.

 

[Oly J]

well, I actually got to sleep at a more-or-less appropriate time last night as such I woke up early without feeling tired, I've been up for about 5 hours and it's only 12:34 instead of coming on 3 o'clock, like usual, just because of that I feel pretty good today, also I'm 21 tomorrow, I have absolutely no plans, I don't drink, and the legal drinking age here in England is 18 anyway so a 21st birthday doesn't seem that significant to me but what I'm going to do instead is just get a few friends over and eat truckloads of unhealthy food that I wouldn't otherwise because of my diet, on which I lost over 50 ibs and can FINALLY fit into medium-sized T-shirts again, which is awesome, Valentines day holds no significance for me as I have no girlfriend but I'm relatively comfortable being single at the moment so I'm not gonna complain,

I have a week off college to look foreward to, during which I intend to get back into the gym, which I don't have time for because of college and friends, a few friends and me are gonna get back into doing comedy soon, I might try out that new stand-up routine I've been writing if I can get a gig, I'm just sitting in my room right now having some me-time, best thing, I'm physically disabled with cerebal paulsey which on one hand means it's unlikely I'll ever fulfil my lifelong dream of being a professional wrestler but it does mean I get money from the government and an excuse to still live with my parents at 21 to avoid having to pay bills,

also I have awesome friends...and less awesome friends but mostly the awesome ones

so yeah, despite pretty grim future career prospects as I have ADHD and as such have a HORRIBLE attention span and as a result, poor grades (though I blame half of that on crap teachers) despite all that I think my life is pretty good right now

yeah I'm in a good place

I am rather well endowed which I find always makes life better.
I get quite well paid for a easy ass job.
My ex who really fucked me over has come sniffing around again wanting to get back together and I have taken great joy in screwing her around.
And I am living the dream of being a dirty old man with a young girlfriend. I am nearly 30 and am fucking a 16 year old[footnote]16 is the legal age here and thats all I care about.[/footnote] with D cups.

Yup, lifes pretty damn good. However I believe theres a cloud for every silver lining so yeah. Something bads gonna happen soon and its gonna be big.

I hope my life is HALF as good as yours in 10 years

 

[Duck Sandwich]

I'm in the best shape I've ever been in, and I'm improving at a near-constant rate. I'm able to train in mixed martial arts 4 days a week at an awesome MMA club. I've hosted radio shows on my college's radio station, done voice-over work for Halloween commercials (to be played on said station), gone rock climbing a few times, endured many, many brutal sessions of sparring, strength and conditioning training, and won a few medals/trophies in jiu jitsu competitions. I love the taste of food that I make for myself.

My job pays me well enough that as long as I'm careful with my money, I can live comfortably, and move out of my parents' house if I needed to. My job is steady (work at the same place every day, start and finish work at the same times), and I have enough time after work to cook for myself, work out, take care of any errands that need doing, and sometimes spend some quality time with my PS3 collection.

The biggest problem of my life would be my worries as to how long before my 13-year old car becomes too expensive to repair (which I could afford to replace if needed), and what I'm looking forward to most in life is the possibility of getting into amateur kickboxing matches. And possibly getting into a relationship.

 

[Guffe]

Liverpool just lost to Manchester United so I have nothing to be happy about!

But maybe tomorrow I'll feel better about my life.
To make a list of things that usually makes me think I'm doing good:
I have a job
I'm healthy
I keep in touch with my friends
I'm looking forward to were I'll get a place to start my studies in a few months
My economy is alright
I'm going to Liverpool next month to check out the game against Wigan

But right now I can't feel too good.
I'm a big fan of my team and my mood is reflected, on matchdays, depending on how my team is doing.

 

[Queen Michael]

I eat steak for every dinner, except if for some reason I don't feel like it. Ihave a lot of good manga and books to get through. I've got a new computer game that's really good.

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

I hope my life is HALF as good as yours in 10 years

... You wanna be banging a 8 year old with B cups? Dude...

Sorry, was too easy a joke to pass up. XD

 

[Ieyke]

Let's see.....the girl I love, who loves me, has a boyfriend(who she also loves) who is about to ship out to Marine bootcamp on Monday(...or TOMORROW!??). They're going to attempt the long distance thing, but she has told me multiple times that she knows it probably won't work out, and she's invited me to go traveling Europe with her for 1/4 of a year. Just the two of us.
We have problems not crossing lines when we're together for mere hours.... So yea, 3 months? Pffft. The only reason we only sporadically hang out for hours at a time is BECAUSE she's trying to avoid temptation and keep him from being paranoid. Unless something goes horribly wrong, she's mine.
It takes an awful lot of restraint not to gleefully bounce off the walls when she's around and instead respect her current misery.

Also, I live with the most beautiful girl I've ever encountered (and very probably the most beautiful girl the majority of people have encountered). She's one of my best friends. I've known her since we were like 6 and we've been friends since we were in middle school. I took her in when the rest of her world had betrayed her and she nearly killed herself (probably the most panic I've ever felt trying to find her that night), and now I've helped turn her life around and consequently it's a lot like I live in a Disney movie. She's always giggling, joking dancing and singing around the place. I even got her to quit smoking and hugely cut back on drinking.
It's immensely satisfying to fall asleep with her curled up in the bed next to me. It's pretty much the most calming thing in the world to me to be able to lay there and watch her sleep, knowing that all is well and she is safe. (it's just a little bit frustrating too, as you might imagine, since I've basically had a crush on her slightly longer than we've been friends )

I quit my soul-sucking job in December, and since I generally spend very little money I happen to have probably enough for me AND my roommate to live on for about a year. My biggest problem, currently, is trying to find a job I don't hate.

Oh, and my first love, who happens to be best friends with my roommate and probably the person I have the deepest respect for, is finally going to be done with school in May and moving back into town where we can actually hang out with her more than twice a year.

What else?

"I am rather well endowed which I find always makes life better."
^Oh, yea...that too. Of course at 6'1" I'm just fairly large all around.


ALSO, The Avengers movie is coming out soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is totally amped up about it*

 

[Oly J]

I hope my life is HALF as good as yours in 10 years

... You wanna be banging a 8 year old with B cups? Dude...

Sorry, was too easy a joke to pass up. XD

lol I suppose I did walk right into that one

 

[WolfThomas]

I'm going to be a Doctor in less than a year, there's no (important) exams in my final year, so short of not turning up, I can't fail. Kind of scary. But next year I'll finally start making money and working.

ALSO, The Avengers movie is coming out soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is totally amped up about it*

This, just the other day I was like "shit that movie is going to out in less than three months".

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Well, I'm making something of it. Dropped out of school, went into a "my life is over" phase for a year or two, how ever many thousands of dollars to pay off, and all that jazz.

My uncle in Jersey has lots of connections because he has to be the friendliest guy on the planet when he wants to be. I'm now a dealer at a casino. Not the most tasteful thing, but I have money and I'm paying off my loans at a decent pace. Bought myself all the Haruhi books that are translated to English so far, bought Disappearance on Blu-Ray, and I'm considering a Figma.
I still feel kinda embarrassed to have to admit what I do for work though. Society tells you that you have to go to school and all that to get anywhere at all. My family drilled that into me so hard is partially the reason that it killed me so much when I gave up on school. Now, I think I can live decently. It's not like I have a lot of wants. I go to work, read my books during break, come home, watch anime/play games/hang out. Half a paycheck goes towards loans once a month, the other paycheck gets banked and I spend a little every now and again.

 

[Ieyke]

ALSO, The Avengers movie is coming out soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is totally amped up about it*

This, just the other day I was like "shit that movie is going to out in less than three months".

Which is STILL too long.

 

[Right Hook]

I would ask for no one to mess this up by going on about how their life is nothing but misery and pain, but frankly I know the Escapist community far too well by now for that.

I'll listen to your request but I highly doubt this thread won't devolve into "I'd kill myself if I could find a convenient way"

While I wouldn't say my life necessarily "rocks", I may be on a bit of an upswing, I'm becoming more self-sufficient and reliable. I'm doing fairly well in college and slowly gaining more direction. I'm getting healthier and taking care of myself. My friends and I seem to be doing more interesting stuff, whenever we are out we seem to be the dudes everyone wants to be around, so I guess that's pretty cool. Things could be better but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic which is rare for me. Oh and enjoy your awesome life while you can, not to be a downer but you never know when shit will go bad so enjoy the moment.

 

[him over there]

Rocked the hell out of my exams, Seen my older brother for the first time in a few months, a blizzard hits us in the middle of a two week long absence of snow just in time for my birthday and got Kingdom of Amalur from my friend. It doesn't suck at all but this is really a coincidental perfect storm of fortune coming together for me today. Thanks for the thread man!

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

There isn't anything making me super-happy right now, and I still feel like I'm a long ways away from accomplishing any of my true goals. But there isn't anything wrong with it either. I've actually led a pretty relaxed, care-free life. No financial troubles, no tragedies, not much drama to speak of. I count myself really lucky.

 

[Zen Toombs]

I'm alive and well, surrounded by people that I care about and care about me. I also have plenty of time for my nerdiness, and am working on research that could get published.


Life is good.

 

[El Dwarfio]

Haha, where do I start? I'm extremely lucky to be alive (and have the life I do) so I count every-day as a boon.

I'm having an awesome year-long holiday in America (sure there's work but after suffering through an English Uni, well it takes the piss a bit ) - Where I get to meet awesome people, travel to amazing places (Vegas is next wooooooooooo) and go to alright parties (england does parties better i'm afraid).

I've got an awesome Summer Holiday planned in which I'll cover the est Coast of the US and Canada, Scotland, England, France, Thailand and Cambodia - and this is hardly costing me a penny thanks to volunteer and sponsorship schemes.

I'm raping the academic scene with a pile of certificates and prizes for continually coming top of class and showing the Americans how it's done wit my 4.0GPA.

And finally I know I've got awesome friends and family back at home, so when the travelling (and the money) finally runs out I'll have somewhere to go.

Good fucking Times.