My Pet Dinosaur

[Alphakirby]

I just had the most awesome idea,what if the experiment with chicken snout led to you getting a pet dinosaur,any kind you want? Which one would you pick,what would you do with it,and what would you name it?

I would personally name mine Captain Zippy,and I would attempt to teach my Tyranosaurus Rex how to fly,spit fire,talk,and shit rainbows. (Using a carefully planned diet of Skittles,sugary cereal,and My Little Pony dolls.)

 

[rancher of monsters]

The only legitimate answer

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EDIT: As for what I'd do with it. Well obviously we'd go on adventures and fight sharp tooths. Also, when he gets big enough to ride I'm saying screw you to automobiles