My Sweet 2000

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So, here it is, the Big Kahuna, the Double Gonzo, the DG, the 2K, Y2K, whatever you want to call it, after months and months I have finaly got there: Post number 2000.

You might ask me: "Why, Scammy ol' chap, why the heck did you do a special thread just for your post no. 2000?" And I would answer: "Because I was too lazy to do it for number 1000, that's why".

It seems not so long ago, that night of the 17th of March, in which posessed by extreme boredom, I decided to stop lurking moar, and finally create my online identity.

2k is an important number, it is here that we divide the (extremely nerdy) men from the (slightly less nerdy) boys. I remember hearing once that in one particular tribe somewhere in Africa, adolescents would have to earn their right to be a man by killing a grown male lion on their one, armed with just a spear. Well, this is a bit like that, a rite of passage if you will, except requiring a whola lotta less cojones.
Because I mean, let's face it, if you stayed here until your 2000th post, chances are you're hooked, and aren't getting away any time soon.

What this really is though, is a love letter to the fine site that is the Escapist. Inappropriate rape jokes and heavy metal related trolling aside, I can say that my stay here at the Escapist has been a very plesant one, and I'm sure I'll be staying for many more months to come.
 
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scobie said:
The infamous SCAMola said:
It seems not so long ago, that night of the 17th of March, in which posessed by extreme boredom, I decided to stop lurking moar, and finally create my online identity.
It wasn't long ago. In fact, you apparently joined one day after I did. How the hell do you have 2000 posts already? Your profile says you're a student as well. Did you ever find time for any work? I had those inconvenient exam thingies not long after I joined.
I get into a lot of arguments.

Also, I you think 2000 posts in 4 months is immpressive, you clearly haven't been around much.
I mean, look at Max!
 

iain62a

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Pfft.

The real division between the men and the boys is the length of time that you've been a member.
 

chronobreak

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Honestly, I don't see any way people can have these huge post counts in such a short period of time, and get anything done in their lives. I post here after work, and sometime on my days off. I don't see how anybody with a significant other, career, or school can accomplish this. I don't know whether to say well done or I'm sorry.

Edit: Congrats. I do like you as a poster, and you contribute good thoughts. Just remember to get some sun on you.
 

Daveman

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Well done. Not much more to say. "Get a life" maybe?

I kid, I kid. Gratz 2 u.
 

Lord George

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God I spend too much time here, after Thursdays out of the way and my exams are over I'll be here less, I need to catch up on my getting pissed and jumping off roof quota. But yay on your 2000 post.
 

orangebandguy

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Big woop. You must be very proud.

I don't really post that often but I've picked up of late and now I'm using the forums more. They're nice and tidy compared to a lot of other sites.
 
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chronobreak said:
Honestly, I don't see any way people can have these huge post counts in such a short period of time, and get anything done in their lives. I post here after work, and sometime on my days off. I don't see how anybody with a significant other, career, or school can accomplish this. I don't know whether to say well done or I'm sorry.
Meh, don't have a job, manage to breeze through my exams without doing any real hard studying and still manage to get good grades. School finishes at 12:20 P.M. everyday here and I go to bed pretty darn late, so it's easy to have enough time to hang out with your peeps and still find some time for some major posting.
Yeah, it ain't that difficult.